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    Super hammered shits rollin

    Major life changes ahead. May do a tydesque sabbatical.

    So much shit Rollin downhill when shit shouldn't smell.

    Such is life makes you stronger.

     
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      IamGreek: what a tease you are

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    story or tit pics
    u decide

     
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    I will expound on a few details to read the replies of advice. Ummm ya lol. I am breaking up with my boyfriend who lives with me in my home. He says I have to give him months notice on 1st of the month so can't see him out till end of April if this is true.

    He said he would kill himself or I could kill him and make it look like a suicide or he could kill me and make it look like a suicide. he could do part 1 and I would be happy to clean his brains off my wall. Part 2 not interested in just want him gone from my house. part 3 is the tricky part if he killed me and made it look like I committed suicide then my daughter wouldn't collect half million in life insurance.

    So if he did part 3 how do I make sure my daughter can collect. I don't think this will happen but covering bases.

    I mainly want to know my rights in getting his ass out. I have heard stories about people having to leave their home until that time is up. I am not coming home at the end of that time to an empty house.

    go.

     
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      Flipper_Fair: documenting things here is a great start
      
      herbertstemple: If that has turned into his resicence, gets his mail there, address on drivers license, etc difficult to kick the dude out.
      
      also yikes: usc lol at tine calling it a week to kill a thousand

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    I will expound on a few details to read the replies of advice. Ummm ya lol. I am breaking up with my boyfriend who lives with me in my home. He says I have to give him months notice on 1st of the month so can't see him out till end of April if this is true.

    He said he would kill himself or I could kill him and make it look like a suicide or he could kill me and make it look like a suicide. he could do part 1 and I would be happy to clean his brains off my wall. Part 2 not interested in just want him gone from my house. part 3 is the tricky part if he killed me and made it look like I committed suicide then my daughter wouldn't collect half million in life insurance.

    So if he did part 3 how do I make sure my daughter can collect. I don't think this will happen but covering bases.

    I mainly want to know my rights in getting his ass out. I have heard stories about people having to leave their home until that time is up. I am not coming home at the end of that time to an empty house.

    go.
    You've got to write a note, record a blog, something saying there is zero point zero percent chance you ever kill yourself. And say you are scared of him. This thread is a pretty good start actually. Just make sure Druff knows your real name.

    If you are scared for your life, you dont have to wait to get him out of your place. You could call the cops right now and tell them he threatened to kill you and make it look like suicide and they will haul him away tonight. Then you get a restraining order and viola, he gone.

     
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      splitthis: Did talk to my sis and told her would write letter and hide in home.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    I will expound on a few details to read the replies of advice. Ummm ya lol. I am breaking up with my boyfriend who lives with me in my home. He says I have to give him months notice on 1st of the month so can't see him out till end of April if this is true.
    Considering the threats, wouldn't restraining orders do just as well as an eviction? If you try to evict, he has rights (or enough rights to make it hard to get him out), but dude threatened himself and you. That should be more than enough for any judge.


    also, i'd bet the 30 day thing doesn't have anything to do with the first of the month, but your area's laws may differ.

     
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      splitthis: I had heard if I did that I would have to leave until his time up

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    Ditch the current guy like you are planning to do and let badguy23 move in imo.

    If anything it will make for good forum drama.

     
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      splitthis: After this the only man in my life will be a teacup puppy.

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    Tell him you have had a change of heart.

    Take him on a trip to Florida.

    Stand your ground.

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    sadly, i know the answer.

    you need to go to housing court and begin a formal eviction process.

    they will determine how long he gets before hes evicted, probably 90 days.

    upside: they wont buy a suicide at that point, so your daughter gets paid in the shade.

    downside: he may go for it anyway.

    please cut me in on 3% of will in exchange for this legal advice (tip your dealer).

     
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      splitthis: Good advice
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Do you fart around him? If not, start.

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    Do you own or rent the home/condo/abode, split? Is his name on anything, such as a rental agreement? How long has he lived there? And, what state do you live in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Do you own or rent the home/condo/abode, split? Is his name on anything, such as a rental agreement? How long has he lived there? And, what state do you live in?
    I own. His name is on nothing. Lived here 2 Years. Lived with me in my previous home 2 Years prior. Live in Ohio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Do you own or rent the home/condo/abode, split? Is his name on anything, such as a rental agreement? How long has he lived there? And, what state do you live in?
    I own. His name is on nothing. Lived here 2 Years. Lived with me in my previous home 2 Years prior. Live in Ohio.
    So he is on a month to month, basically by default.

    Does he use illegal drugs, particularly in the home? I'm not talking about cannabis. Pills, coke, meth,heroin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post

    I own. His name is on nothing. Lived here 2 Years. Lived with me in my previous home 2 Years prior. Live in Ohio.
    So he is on a month to month, basically by default.

    Does he use illegal drugs, particularly in the home? I'm not talking about cannabis. Pills, coke, meth,heroin?
    Couldnt you just rat him out for pointing the gun at the people in the traffic dispute? That should take care of him
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    split Did this guy carry his weight as far as paying bills/expenses or at least in the bedroom or did he just use/freeload off you for a few years?

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    Get Micon to proclaim on twitter that he owned 51% of SWC?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post

    I own. His name is on nothing. Lived here 2 Years. Lived with me in my previous home 2 Years prior. Live in Ohio.
    So he is on a month to month, basically by default.

    Does he use illegal drugs, particularly in the home? I'm not talking about cannabis. Pills, coke, meth,heroin?
    No.

     
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      also yikes: Is it 2 a.m.? Mere swerving not sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    split Did this guy carry his weight as far as paying bills/expenses or at least in the bedroom or did he just use/freeload off you for a few years?
    he did remodel the basement poker room. As time went on less done till nothing.

     
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      also yikes: com finds out also this should force them to hire a screen name

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    If he threatened your life you need to get the cops in there when he's not expecting it ASAP. If anything have them have him move out and give him a day escorted by police to get his things and be gone. Put the house up for sale. Move and start over.
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    Split....aren't you a nurse? Steal a shit load of prescription drugs from the hospital and put them in his car. Then make an anonymous call to the police when he leaves for work.
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