The Retards Running the Show at the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana Can Fucking Blow Me

[tyde]

Holy shit its bad enough that my dog died this week, I had to go BACK to smelly ass Tijuana in person to the consulate to pick up my passport.

no they won't just mail it...that would make it less arduous of a process

so I show up at 10:00 am taking a taxi (no I'm not driving into that shit-pile) and we pull up...

when I approach the 6 inch thick bulletproof glass, the lemming sitting in his cage says that passport services start at 3 PM

wow really

long story short is I had to kill 4 1/2 hours

you can obviously assume I found the nearest cantina and got pretty plowed



here are some excerpts I posted already I don't feel like typing again:




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Tyde
14 hrs · Ensenada · Edited ·
two U.S. State Department reps had to physically escort me off the property of the American consulate today picking up my passport. How about you get your shit together so I don't have to freak out you bureaucratic assholes. what a horrific experience dealing with these Nazi losers
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Tyde
holy shit Ive never seen security that tight...and Ive been through multiple middle eastern airports...fucking assholes
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Tyde
they demanded I make an appointment...fine no problem....i show up on time,,,,,they keep me waiting 3 hours for my 'interview;....which took a grand total of 30 seconds.....then I wait 3 weeks....then i have to be there in a 30 minute window. unreal. its a miracle I didn't get arrested today. I was furious. ....


Tyde
I didn't get arrested or detained....I was there simply to pick up my passport. the State department rep came out because I was pissed off at the clusterfuck of a consulate they run in Tijuana. it was a total nightmare. they are the ones that sent me an email saying my passport was ready at a certain date/time and I fulfilled my end of the bargain showing up on time....I don't appreciate my time being wasted and I let them know it. The U.S federal government can kiss my ass. I wouldn't do anything differently. They have their nerve treating people like that. I unloaded on them because they deserve it. Even the state department reps that escorted me out were laughing with me because they are trapped in this hypocritical system


Tyde
two state department reps that looked like CIA agents came out and handed my passport to me...they wouldn't let me inside the consulate since I was being so vocal about their excessive security. They escorted me off the property lol. that was such a joke. I was absolutely furious



Tyde
I'm so glad I live in Mexico now. That whole ordeal was U.S. bureaucracy in all of its glory. exactly why I moved here in the first place was to escape that brand of bullshit

[sonatine]

Holy shit its bad enough that my dog died this week, I had to go BACK to smelly ass Tijuana in person to the consulate to pick up my passport.

no they won't just mail it...that would make it less arduous of a process

so I show up at 10:00 am taking a taxi (no I'm not driving into that shit-pile) and we pull up...

when I approach the 6 inch thick bulletproof glass, the lemming sitting in his cage says that passport services start at 3 PM

wow really

long story short is I had to kill 4 1/2 hours

you can obviously assume I found the nearest cantina and got pretty plowed



here are some excerpts I posted already I don't feel like typing again:




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Tyde
14 hrs · Ensenada · Edited ·
two U.S. State Department reps had to physically escort me off the property of the American consulate today picking up my passport. How about you get your shit together so I don't have to freak out you bureaucratic assholes. what a horrific experience dealing with these Nazi losers
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Tyde
holy shit Ive never seen security that tight...and Ive been through multiple middle eastern airports...fucking assholes
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Tyde
they demanded I make an appointment...fine no problem....i show up on time,,,,,they keep me waiting 3 hours for my 'interview;....which took a grand total of 30 seconds.....then I wait 3 weeks....then i have to be there in a 30 minute window. unreal. its a miracle I didn't get arrested today. I was furious. ....


Tyde
I didn'tt get arrested or detained....I was there simply to pick up my passport. the State department rep came out because I was pissed off at the clusterfuck of a consulate they run in Tijuana. it was a total nightmare. they are the ones that sent me an email saying my passport was ready at a certain date/time and I fulfilled my end of the bargain showing up on time....I don't appreciate my time being wasted and I let them know it. The U.S federal government can kiss my ass. I wouldn't do anything differently. They have their nerve treating people like that. I unloaded on them because they deserve it. Even the state department reps that escorted me out were laughing with me because they are trapped in this hypocritical system


Tyde
two state department reps that looked like CIA agents came out and handed it to me...they wouldn't let me inside the consulate since I was being so vocal about their excessive security. They escorted me off the property lol. that was such a joke. I was absolutely furious



Tyde
I'm so glad I live in Mexico now. That whole ordeal was U.S. bureaucracy in all of its glory. exactly why I moved here in the first place was to escape that brand of bullshit

goddamned.

[tyde]

yes I was drunk thats a no brainer...but still functional and coherent. just vocal about the hypocrisy of the whole process

they literally couldn't make it any more difficult if they tried

I had like 4 Stoli and 7's with a nice peach juice floater

who fucking cares give me my fucking passport

in and out bang boom done deal

fuck off

[sonatine]

stoli 7 with a peach juice floater sounds legit amazing right now

[tyde]

stoli 7 with a peach juice floater sounds legit amazing right now

dude they are MONEY

[Tony]

yes I was drunk thats a no brainer...but still functional and coherent. just vocal about the hypocrisy of the whole process

they literally couldn't make it any more difficult if they tried

I had like 4 Stoli and 7's with a nice peach juice floater

who fucking cares give me my fucking passport

in and out bang boom done deal

fuck off

It really is a win - win for you and the US. You are done with the US that and the US is done with a perpetual non tax paying freeloader. Everyone wins here. I can just see the Consulate doing high fives when you left...."he is gone to Mexico". LOL.

The US is fortunate in that they just dumped two of the most unproductive citizens when Micon bailed to Antigua. The UIGEA has actually has proved beneficial in these cases.

[SetofKs]

Holy shit its bad enough that my dog died this week, I had to go BACK to smelly ass Tijuana in person to the consulate to pick up my passport.

no they won't just mail it...that would make it less arduous of a process

so I show up at 10:00 am taking a taxi (no I'm not driving into that shit-pile) and we pull up...

when I approach the 6 inch thick bulletproof glass, the lemming sitting in his cage says that passport services start at 3 PM

wow really

long story short is I had to kill 4 1/2 hours

you can obviously assume I found the nearest cantina and got pretty plowed



here are some excerpts I posted already I don't feel like typing again:




>>>




Tyde
14 hrs · Ensenada · Edited ·
two U.S. State Department reps had to physically escort me off the property of the American consulate today picking up my passport. How about you get your shit together so I don't have to freak out you bureaucratic assholes. what a horrific experience dealing with these Nazi losers
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Tyde
holy shit Ive never seen security that tight...and Ive been through multiple middle eastern airports...fucking assholes
14 hrs · Edited · Like


Tyde
they demanded I make an appointment...fine no problem....i show up on time,,,,,they keep me waiting 3 hours for my 'interview;....which took a grand total of 30 seconds.....then I wait 3 weeks....then i have to be there in a 30 minute window. unreal. its a miracle I didn't get arrested today. I was furious. ....


Tyde
I didn't get arrested or detained....I was there simply to pick up my passport. the State department rep came out because I was pissed off at the clusterfuck of a consulate they run in Tijuana. it was a total nightmare. they are the ones that sent me an email saying my passport was ready at a certain date/time and I fulfilled my end of the bargain showing up on time....I don't appreciate my time being wasted and I let them know it. The U.S federal government can kiss my ass. I wouldn't do anything differently. They have their nerve treating people like that. I unloaded on them because they deserve it. Even the state department reps that escorted me out were laughing with me because they are trapped in this hypocritical system


Tyde
two state department reps that looked like CIA agents came out and handed my passport to me...they wouldn't let me inside the consulate since I was being so vocal about their excessive security. They escorted me off the property lol. that was such a joke. I was absolutely furious



Tyde
I'm so glad I live in Mexico now. That whole ordeal was U.S. bureaucracy in all of its glory. exactly why I moved here in the first place was to escape that brand of bullshit

Didn't read. Too long you dumb ass.

So whats up homie? You use any of yer money to buy sex yet? We all think you can't get hard anymore. Prove it to us my nigga! BUY SOME SEX!

Whats your tourney plan my brother? Can't be drunk all the time. When you are sober is when you make all the money.

Jake says "hi"

[tyde]

if you are going to deny me entry into a United States consulate based solely upon your perceived interpretation of my blood alcohol level, then bring it


get the breathalyzer out here right now and lets do this shit proper.


no that would involve too much paperwork


better to send out the brass to walk my drunk ass off the property


good choice assholes


vaya con dios


hasta luego bitches

[SetofKs]

And for all the trolls. Stay out of this tread, or I may have my people kill you.

[unchainedghost]

Awesome 4*

[TheXFactor]

You should have also got a Passport Card which is another $30.00.
Just in case you lose your passport or don't want to take it with you at all times.

Have you visited Tijuana Red Light District strip clubs (brothels)?

Such as...Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
http://www.hktijuana.com/

[tyde]

MJ get back down here already






what are you waiting for dawwwwwwwwg

[SetofKs]

MJ get back down here already






what are you waiting for dawwwwwwwwg

who knows nigga

[simpdog]

Not trolling but they should have put your drunk ass in jail

[tyde]

Not trolling but they should have put your drunk ass in jail

wasted opportunity imo

[SetofKs]

Not trolling but they should have put your drunk ass in jail

wasted opportunity imo

there is not a drunk tank in me and tyde's country

[Dan Druff]

I have also had bad experiences with government offices. I think we all have.

However, that's one situation where I keep my mouth shut, because you can get arrested so easily and charged with bullshit, so I don't risk it.

Same with airplanes. If I'm onboard an airplane, I make sure never to get in any serious arguments with the staff, even if I'm totally in the right, because I don't want the FBI waiting for me on the ground and arresting me.

In 2013, at the US/Canada border between Alberta and Montana, a woman with the US border patrol first yelled nastily at me for not pulling up to the exact spot she wanted, and then rifled through my stuff in the trunk very roughly. I wanted to yell, "Hey bitch, be careful with my stuff and show the taxpayers a little respect", but I kept my mouth shut because I knew she had the power to pull me out and interrogate me for 8 hours.

The reason I'm bringing this up is because you always seem to escalate matters when you aren't treated well by cops/government employees/etc. Why do you do this? Do you not realize that it's more trouble than it's worth?

[The_Standard]

The reason I'm bringing this up is because you always seem to escalate matters when you aren't treated well by cops/government employees/etc. Why do you do this? Do you not realize that it's more trouble than it's worth?

why does he do this?

because marty has nothing to lose.

no family, no job, no assets (maybe a few bucks now because of recent poker success, but we all know that well is gonna be dry soon), no home, nothing.

he's a nutjob plain and simple.

good job marty you really showed them who's boss.

[tyde]

I have also had bad experiences with government offices. I think we all have.

However, that's one situation where I keep my mouth shut, because you can get arrested so easily and charged with bullshit, so I don't risk it.

Same with airplanes. If I'm onboard an airplane, I make sure never to get in any serious arguments with the staff, even if I'm totally in the right, because I don't want the FBI waiting for me on the ground and arresting me.

In 2013, at the US/Canada border between Alberta and Montana, a woman with the US border patrol first yelled nastily at me for not pulling up to the exact spot she wanted, and then rifled through my stuff in the trunk very roughly. I wanted to yell, "Hey bitch, be careful with my stuff and show the taxpayers a little respect", but I kept my mouth shut because I knew she had the power to pull me out and interrogate me for 8 hours.

The reason I'm bringing this up is because you always seem to escalate matters when you aren't treated well by cops/government employees/etc. Why do you do this? Do you not realize that it's more trouble than it's worth?

thanks for yet another story about yourself




warm regards

[unchainedghost]

I have also had bad experiences with government offices. I think we all have.

However, that's one situation where I keep my mouth shut, because you can get arrested so easily and charged with bullshit, so I don't risk it.

Same with airplanes. If I'm onboard an airplane, I make sure never to get in any serious arguments with the staff, even if I'm totally in the right, because I don't want the FBI waiting for me on the ground and arresting me.

In 2013, at the US/Canada border between Alberta and Montana, a woman with the US border patrol first yelled nastily at me for not pulling up to the exact spot she wanted, and then rifled through my stuff in the trunk very roughly. I wanted to yell, "Hey bitch, be careful with my stuff and show the taxpayers a little respect", but I kept my mouth shut because I knew she had the power to pull me out and interrogate me for 8 hours.

The reason I'm bringing this up is because you always seem to escalate matters when you aren't treated well by cops/government employees/etc. Why do you do this? Do you not realize that it's more trouble than it's worth?

How often do you need to have a stern conversation with the staff of anywhere?

Probably too often. Jew life is entirely too stressful iyam