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    HostOscarC hi players Observer 2015-01-19 03:03:55
    HostOscarC how may i help you? Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:00
    ripptyde hi Oscar 5 2015-01-19 03:04:06
    ripptyde can we get chip chop numbers 5 2015-01-19 03:04:13
    Jape60 hi 3 2015-01-19 03:04:14
    mistakooll ripptyde has to go to the bathroom, may he be excused? 4 2015-01-19 03:04:14
    ripptyde lol 5 2015-01-19 03:04:19
    HostOscarC sure, here are the chip chop figures Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:33
    Jape60 lol 3 2015-01-19 03:04:33
    HostOscarC ripptyde:$14,557.90 Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:36
    HostOscarC rhapsoddy:$13,339.70 Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:37
    HostOscarC mistakooll:$12,358.02 Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:37
    HostOscarC deviltmn:$8,607.67 Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:38
    HostOscarC Jape60:$8,441.19 Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:39
    HostOscarC if you're happy with these, please type "I AGREE" Observer 2015-01-19 03:04:49
    ripptyde hmmmm 5 2015-01-19 03:05:06
    deviltmn i agree 6 2015-01-19 03:05:08
    ripptyde I want 15K even 5 2015-01-19 03:05:16
    mistakooll wow, those numbers are very tempting! What would it look like If ripptyde and I were bumped up to 15,000usd each 4 2015-01-19 03:05:44
    ripptyde thats fine with me 5 2015-01-19 03:06:09
    ripptyde we are close to a deal 5 2015-01-19 03:06:22
    mistakooll thanks for the play by play, ripptyde! 4 2015-01-19 03:06:38
    Jape60 i agree 3 2015-01-19 03:06:50
    rhapsoddy agree with those numbers 8 2015-01-19 03:07:00
    Jape60 y 3 2015-01-19 03:07:18
    ripptyde I agree 5 2015-01-19 03:07:26
    rhapsoddy i agree 8 2015-01-19 03:07:38
    deviltmn i agree 6 2015-01-19 03:07:44
    Jape60 i agree 3 2015-01-19 03:07:53
    ripptyde excellent 5 2015-01-19 03:07:57
    HostOscarC we're missing mistakooll Observer 2015-01-19 03:08:12
    Jape60 cm sleeping 3 2015-01-19 03:08:22
    mistakooll Oscar! were waiting for the updated numbers! 4 2015-01-19 03:08:40
    ripptyde nah lets just take the chip chop...thats fine 5 2015-01-19 03:08:54
    mistakooll Can you show us the new numbers, levelling ripptyde and I out at 15,000 each 4 2015-01-19 03:08:56
    rhapsoddy no not updated 8 2015-01-19 03:08:57
    HostOscarC there's no update figures, just the chip chop figures Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:12
    ripptyde mistacool lets just take a chip chops thats fine with me 5 2015-01-19 03:09:15
    HostOscarC i'll show them again Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:17
    HostOscarC ripptyde:$14,557.90 Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:21
    HostOscarC rhapsoddy:$13,339.70 Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:21
    HostOscarC mistakooll:$12,358.02 Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:22
    HostOscarC deviltmn:$8,607.67 Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:22
    HostOscarC Jape60:$8,441.19 Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:23
    mistakooll Oh, OK, in that case, can you show me what it would look like to up my pay to 15,000 4 2015-01-19 03:09:32
    HostOscarC please type "I AGREE" if you're ok with these figures Observer 2015-01-19 03:09:32
    mistakooll taking off of the other stacks equally 4 2015-01-19 03:09:38
    mistakooll Oscar, we are asking for something different 4 2015-01-19 03:09:54
    rhapsoddy i agree 8 2015-01-19 03:09:58
    Jape60 i agree 3 2015-01-19 03:10:16
    deviltmn i agree 6 2015-01-19 03:10:27
    HostOscarC do you need the new figures? it might take a while Observer 2015-01-19 03:10:46
    rhapsoddy no levelling up! 8 2015-01-19 03:10:56
    ripptyde Im fine with the numbers the way they are 5 2015-01-19 03:11:00
    mistakooll no problem, oscar 4 2015-01-19 03:11:01
    mistakooll yes, we need new figures please! 4 2015-01-19 03:11:06
    HostOscarC ok, one moment pls Observer 2015-01-19 03:11:16
    mistakooll Oscar, simply take 662.50 off everyones, and add it to mine 4 2015-01-19 03:11:59
    ripptyde lol Im not giving up 662 thats for sure 5 2015-01-19 03:12:25
    rhapsoddy i will not agree with new numbers anyway 8 2015-01-19 03:12:45
    ripptyde not when I have 4 million more than you 5 2015-01-19 03:12:52
    HostOscarC that would give you $16.000 Observer 2015-01-19 03:12:53
    HostOscarC not $15,000 Observer 2015-01-19 03:12:58
    ripptyde just take the chip chop and lets be done with it 5 2015-01-19 03:13:18
    HostOscarC would you like $15,000 or $16,000? Observer 2015-01-19 03:13:20
    mistakooll oh! i believe your mistaken 4 2015-01-19 03:13:22
    rhapsoddy just chip chop 8 2015-01-19 03:13:47
    mistakooll $15,000 4 2015-01-19 03:13:50
    rhapsoddy no 8 2015-01-19 03:13:55
    ripptyde nope 5 2015-01-19 03:13:58
    HostOscarC ok, i'll do the calculation, please just wait Observer 2015-01-19 03:14:03
    mistakooll Although I double checked the numbers myself, I believe you've made a mistake 4 2015-01-19 03:14:09
    mistakooll sure, no problem! 4 2015-01-19 03:14:13
    mistakooll Thanks Oscar 4 2015-01-19 03:14:19
    mistakooll No rush, just watching a movie 4 2015-01-19 03:14:37
    ripptyde we have 4 of us agreeing to the chip chop numbers....and you want more than rhapsody...thats not even close to being a deal 5 2015-01-19 03:16:10
    ripptyde lets just leave 1K on the table to play for then 5 2015-01-19 03:16:53
    ripptyde take 200 from everybody and we can play out for the last 1K 5 2015-01-19 03:17:07
    HostOscarC sorry about the wait Observer 2015-01-19 03:19:05
    HostOscarC here are the new figures Observer 2015-01-19 03:19:09
    HostOscarC mistakooll:$15,000.00 Observer 2015-01-19 03:19:13
    HostOscarC ripptyde:$13,897.40 Observer 2015-01-19 03:19:14
    HostOscarC rhapsoddy:$12,678.21 Observer 2015-01-19 03:19:14
    HostOscarC deviltmn:$7,948.17 Observer 2015-01-19 03:19:15
    HostOscarC Jape60:$7,780.70 Observer 2015-01-19 03:19:15
    rhapsoddy NO 8 2015-01-19 03:19:21
    rhapsoddy only chipchop 8 2015-01-19 03:19:30
    mistakooll looks good! I agree! good luck everyone 4 2015-01-19 03:19:32
    ripptyde absolutely not 5 2015-01-19 03:19:54
    ripptyde only chip chop 5 2015-01-19 03:20:03
    ripptyde or no deal 5 2015-01-19 03:20:13
    HostOscarC ok, would you like to resume the game? Observer 2015-01-19 03:20:22
    ripptyde looks like we play it out 5 2015-01-19 03:20:30
    rhapsoddy mista lets chip chop 8 2015-01-19 03:20:36
    mistakooll Oh, im not really interested in a chip chop deal 4 2015-01-19 03:20:38
    HostOscarC ok, please get ready, i'll resume the game now Observer 2015-01-19 03:20:46
    mistakooll ready! 4 2015-01-19 03:20:52
    ripptyde you want more tham the chip leader 5 2015-01-19 03:20:53
    rhapsoddy you dont have too much edge w these stacksezas 8 2015-01-19 03:20:55



    PLAY RESUMES

    and I bust him with this hand...


    *********** # 831 **************
    PokerStars Hand #128917690244: Tournament #1103986090, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level LVIII (250000/500000) - 2015/01/19 3:25:51 ET
    Table '1103986090 312' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 4: mistakooll (12088056 in chips)
    Seat 5: ripptyde (16152470 in chips)
    Seat 6: deviltmn (4338266 in chips)
    Seat 8: rhapsoddy (16960208 in chips)
    mistakooll: posts the ante 62500
    ripptyde: posts the ante 62500
    deviltmn: posts the ante 62500
    rhapsoddy: posts the ante 62500
    rhapsoddy: posts small blind 250000
    mistakooll: posts big blind 500000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ripptyde [Jd Jh]
    ripptyde: raises 1000000 to 1500000
    deviltmn: folds
    rhapsoddy: folds
    mistakooll: raises 10525556 to 12025556 and is all-in
    ripptyde: calls 10525556
    *** FLOP *** [8h 4s 4h]
    *** TURN *** [8h 4s 4h] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [8h 4s 4h 7c] [Qd]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    mistakooll: shows [9h 9s] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
    ripptyde: shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
    ripptyde collected 24551112 from pot
    mistakooll finished the tournament in 4th place and received $7430.85.
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 24551112 | Rake 0
    Board [8h 4s 4h 7c Qd]
    Seat 4: mistakooll (big blind) showed [9h 9s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fours
    Seat 5: ripptyde showed [Jd Jh] and won (24551112) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
    Seat 6: deviltmn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: rhapsoddy (small blind) folded before Flop






     
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    Take the necessary precautions to not blow it all back on 'Stars.

    I don't know how degen you are after hitting a big score but would hate for you to piss it away needlessly.

    Keep up the good work

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    Surprised you didn't gone off half cocked in the chat on that dbag Tyde. I prob would have fucking idiot.

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    lmao


    just screwing around in this micro 3.30 5K right now


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    Nice job tyde, you're the man.Pretty sweet you busted that pita nitwit......

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    thanks for the massive wall of green rep and all the nice comments guys

    a few notes about the tourney...

    I did get very lucky on a few hands I have to admit...but hey that's poker

    sucked out on AA shoving AK and 4 flushed him

    then hit two huge rivers

    but overall its probably the best tourney I've ever played. I was focused for 13 hours straight

    the final two tables short handed were so intense.

    We played with 10 left for almost 45 mins before the final table. Have to admit I was nervous I was going to bubble so short of the final table with so much money at stake

    The best part of the tourney was when we were 5 handed on the final table and stopped to discuss numbers and a chip chop.

    The Canadian asshole who finished 4th was insisting on 15K which would have been more than my cut, which was ridiculous considering I was chip leader at the time and had him outstacked by almost 5 million.

    4 of us all agreed to the chip chop numbers, but he kept insisting he had an 'edge'

    Finally after 10 minutes of reviewing numbers, we all told him to fuck off and played on

    a few hands later, I picked up JJ on the bb and he min raised my blind...I reraised, and he shoved 12 million which was pretty much my entire stack at the time. I snap called of course and he had 99.

    I faded the two outter and he was out in 4th costing himself almost 7 grand since he didn't want to agree to the chip chop deal

    GTFO

    I'm pretty stoked obv, this is my biggest score ever and a real game changer

    anyway it was emotionally and physically draining to play almost 13 hours straight but of course well worth it

    now the challenge is figuring how how the fuck I am gonna get the cash off Stars

    any advice welcome

    peace
    Fucken eh. Chaps alerted me to this possibility and I ignored it as I was at a wine testing

    festival. Only I showed which was weird.

    One line I got to say made me chuckle..."I did get very lucky on a few hands I have to admit".

    Chris Moneymaker could relate.

    I still have an account on Stars but I don't play there anymore. If they allow

    transfers of that amount I would certainly be a go between for ya, no charge.

    What a leap of faith that would be, lol. Big congrats, we're all envious.

    Don't spend it all in one place like a pilot training school run by a cartel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post
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    Who the fuck would've guessed you'd show up when jewdy takes it down.

    You two should play HU for 15k

    250 in the bank, shouldn't mean much to you
    Just like you gave up opiates, I gave up reckless gambling around late 2009. Outside of the occasional trip to a casino or the occasional big sports bet which I make like once a year, I rarely bet more than a couple thousand in a year playing card games, if that. Unless you have a deep math background, its a sucker's game. I realize I am not part of the 2% that makes money playing cards. I took 5 expensive years in the 2000s to realize that, but I get it.


    You must be seriously fucking bad if you played regularly and still lost during them glory years.


    Also Tyde. Get your cash/tourny and SnG limits capped immed

    One cheap bottle of tequila could easily cost you the lot
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    Gj. Sick score.

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    Nice score Marty! You can practically retire in Mexico with that!

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    Tyde,

    This Google Doc has been kept by players in Mexico.

    https://drive.google.com/a/uptrendin...JtdjZraW9aaEE#

    If you click on Banking it looks like it gives a few options to getting money off including a way to open a bank account in Mexico, plus a way to Western Union yourself the money.

     
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    Congrats tyde. Could you find someone maybe on 2+2 or elsewhere to do a stars xfer for some btc then it might be much easier converting the btc to cash ,That might be a decent idea in order to get at least a cpl k off for pocket funds in the mean time

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    That OP rep train is glorious

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    That pay structure is bonkers. How much is 9th place hating life right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Shrink View Post
    That pay structure is bonkers. How much is 9th place hating life right now?
    Probably almost as much as 4th place is hating life right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    Tyde,

    This Google Doc has been kept by players in Mexico.

    https://drive.google.com/a/uptrendin...JtdjZraW9aaEE#

    If you click on Banking it looks like it gives a few options to getting money off including a way to open a bank account in Mexico, plus a way to Western Union yourself the money.


    great information

    thanks abrown I really appreciate it

    pretty sure I have a cash swap lined up for a 5% vig

    probably going to open up a BofA account when I head into San Diego next week as well

    that seems to be the best way to get Stars offline doing BofA trades

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    Tyde,

    This Google Doc has been kept by players in Mexico.

    https://drive.google.com/a/uptrendin...JtdjZraW9aaEE#

    If you click on Banking it looks like it gives a few options to getting money off including a way to open a bank account in Mexico, plus a way to Western Union yourself the money.


    great information

    thanks abrown I really appreciate it

    pretty sure I have a cash swap lined up for a 5% vig

    probably going to open up a BofA account when I head into San Diego next week as well

    that seems to be the best way to get Stars offline doing BofA trades
    My offer still stands and could escrow through Druff.

    10% to do it electronically
    50% to do it in person

    Whatever you do, don't get rolled.

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    Hey UGA - glad to hear that you are doing better. Do you still plan on delivering a blow to Marty's face if you ever meet him in person? I think you said you'd buy him a beer afterwards. LOL Is it your left side that you've lost some movement in? For Marty's sake I hope so. LOLZ

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    Tyde you should pm me the hand history I love reviewing HH and I think this would be an awesome one to have

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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerPrince2 View Post
    Tyde you should pm me the hand history I love reviewing HH and I think this would be an awesome one to have


    $19.95 for the Excel or Google spread sheet file


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PokerPrince2 View Post
    Tyde you should pm me the hand history I love reviewing HH and I think this would be an awesome one to have


    $19.95 for the Excel or Google spread sheet file


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