Congrats to the most irrelevant sports team of the three major sports (baseball,basketball,football) that I followed from the ages of 8-25.
I always have had a weird fondness for the Royals ever since I started collecting baseball cards in 1993, weirdly before I even watched baseball.
Despite formerly having been a huge baseball fan, off the top of my head I can only name four Royals players in my lifetime: (After doing a mental survey of any other irrelevant team to me, I could name 30+ long-term players on the Twins, A's, Rockies and Blue Jays).
Wally Joyner, Kevin Appier, Mark Gubzica and Brent Mayne.
I also only remember watching them once: when I lived in Chicago and got WGN which broadcast White Sox games.
Not trolling JSearles or any other fans, just find it amazing that despite being a huge sports fan, the Royals have literally never had a relevant moment in my lifetime following sports that I can remember.
I actually went to a game at Kauffman Stadium last year around this time on my through KC on my way to Wyoming from North Carolina.
It was dead and emoty but strangely enjoyable.