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    Attorney for Jennifer Lawrence, McKayla Maroney threatening PFA

    Evan Spiegel, attorney for Jennifer Lawrence and McKayla Maroney, is apparently playing a game of internet whack-a-mole and is trying to remove all of the nude pics of their clients.

    Good luck with that endeavor.

    Anyway, not wanting to incur the legal wrath of a Jewish attorney, I am going to bitch out and remove the photos in question.

    VIA E-MAIL: todd_witteles@******.com
    POKERFRAUDALERT.COM

    Re: McKayla Maroney / Copyright & Privacy Violations

    Dear Copyright and Abuse Agent:

    We are litigation counsel for young Olympian McKayla Maroney. We have
    become aware of unauthorized copies of stolen private photos of our
    client, which capture her in a state of undress in private moments,
    taken while she was an underage minor (collectively, the "Photos").
    Possession and/or posting of the images is illegal. In addition, our
    client holds all rights, title, interest and copyright to the private
    self-created photographs.

    We are writing with respect to our client's claims arising from
    violations of copyright laws, and gross invasions of her privacy, as
    relates to the outrageous unauthorized online posting, linking to,
    disseminating and/or publishing of the stolen or unlawfully obtained
    copies of my client's copyright protected Photos by your site.
    Unauthorized copies of the stolen private Photos appear at and are
    linked from or displayed or contained on your server and/or system
    (your "System"), as set forth in the below included Digital Millennium
    Copyright Act ("DMCA") Notice of Infringement. The publication,
    distribution and exploitation of the unlawfully obtained Photos has
    occurred without our clients' approvals or authorizations, or any
    other rights to do so.

    DMCA NOTICE OF INFRINGEMENT

    I, the undersigned, certify under penalty of perjury that I am the
    agent authorized to act on behalf of the owner of certain intellectual
    property rights, said owner being named McKayla Maroney ("IP Owner").
    I have a good faith belief that the materials identified hereto are
    not authorized by the above IP Owner, her agent, or the law and
    therefore infringe the IP Owner's rights according to state, federal
    and/or US law. You must act expeditiously to remove or disable access
    to the listed material or items claimed to be infringing.

    Infringed Work or Right: Copyright Violations re Photos
    Item/Material - Website/URL Location(s): The Photos appear on your
    system and/or user's account at the following page urls:

    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...d-nudes-leaked
    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...3&d=1409540198

    We demand that you immediately remove from your Website/System the
    unauthorized illegal posting of the Photos, and prevent any further
    display, post, publication, distribution and use of the Photos.

    Sincerely and Truthfully,
    /s/
    EVAN N. SPIEGEL

    VIA E-MAIL: todd_witteles@******.com
    POKERFRAUDALERT.COM

    Re: Jennifer Lawrence / Copyright & Privacy Violations

    Dear Copyright and Abuse Agent:

    We are litigation counsel for actress Jennifer Lawrence. We have
    become aware of unauthorized copies of stolen private photos of our
    client, which capture her in a state of undress in private moments,
    taken while she was an underage minor (collectively, the "Photos").
    Possession and/or posting of the images is illegal. In addition, our
    client holds all rights, title, interest and copyright to the private
    self-created photographs.

    We are writing with respect to our client's claims arising from
    violations of copyright laws, and gross invasions of her privacy, as
    relates to the outrageous unauthorized online posting, linking to,
    disseminating and/or publishing of the stolen or unlawfully obtained
    copies of my client's copyright protected Photos by your site.
    Unauthorized copies of the stolen private Photos appear at and are
    linked from or displayed or contained on your server and/or system
    (your "System"), as set forth in the below included Digital Millennium
    Copyright Act ("DMCA") Notice of Infringement. The publication,
    distribution and exploitation of the unlawfully obtained Photos has
    occurred without our clients' approvals or authorizations, or any
    other rights to do so.

    DMCA NOTICE OF INFRINGEMENT

    I, the undersigned, certify under penalty of perjury that I am the
    agent authorized to act on behalf of the owner of certain intellectual
    property rights, said owner being named Jennifer Lawrence ("IP Owner").
    I have a good faith belief that the materials identified hereto are
    not authorized by the above IP Owner, her agent, or the law and
    therefore infringe the IP Owner's rights according to state, federal
    and/or US law. You must act expeditiously to remove or disable access
    to the listed material or items claimed to be infringing.

    Infringed Work or Right: Copyright Violations re Photos
    Item/Material - Website/URL Location(s): The Photos appear on your
    system and/or user's account at the following page urls:

    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...hlight=mckayla
    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...7&d=1409581051
    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...7&d=1409581051

    We demand that you immediately remove from your Website/System the
    unauthorized illegal posting of the Photos, and prevent any further
    display, post, publication, distribution and use of the Photos.

    Sincerely and Truthfully,
    /s/
    EVAN N. SPIEGEL

    Please don't repost these pictures once I delete them, as I don't want to do battle with the lawyers of the Hollywood elite.

    TY

     
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    :zeropointzero good reasons to leave them up.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Did he copy/paste the wrong body in the 2nd e-mail?

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    Didn't even realize there were any still up. I know none of the links worked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Did he copy/paste the wrong body in the 2nd e-mail?
    I think it was my mistake. I copied it wrong when I made my post and just fixed it.

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    As Joe Rogan said on NewsRadio, you can't take something off the internet. That's like trying to take pee out of a pool.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    As Joe Rogan said on NewsRadio, you can't take something off the internet. That's like trying to take pee out of a pool.
    Jennifer Lawrence is probably paying him a ton of money to tilt at windmills here, so he's trying to do the impossible job anyway.

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    If anybody could PM me all these pictures it would be appreciated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    I'd email the attorney back and say "Didn't your clients say these photos were fake? In that case what power do you have to get fake/look a like photos taken off the internet?"

    Obv they are legit 100% those celebs but I'd be angle shooting that hard against anyone who cried "fake photos" when they first came out.

    They also need a call from Alvin Finklestien imo.

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    He is also representing Tarentino in his case against Gawker for leaking a script.
    http://gawker.com/quentin-tarantino-...-wa-1510095159

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    Fuck that faggot. He's the same age as you Druff. I'd fuck him up if I were you.

    http://www.lawyercentral.com/evan-n-...20-757975.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    I'd email the attorney back and say "Didn't your clients say these photos were fake?"
    No. In fact, Lawrence's people confirmed that they were real. Not that there was much doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
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    I'd email the attorney back and say "Didn't your clients say these photos were fake?"
    No. In fact, Lawrence's people confirmed that they were real. Not that there was much doubt.
    I think he was talking about that MaKayla Maroon whatever the fuck, her camp was saying that the photos were fake and such.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
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    No. In fact, Lawrence's people confirmed that they were real. Not that there was much doubt.
    I think he was talking about that MaKayla Maroon whatever the fuck, her camp was saying that the photos were fake and such.
    Yeah, McKayla said hers were fake and then all the sudden went with real but that she was underage.

    Some other celebs went with the fake angle then admitted they were real but Jennifer Lawrence were beyond obvious she couldn't do that.

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    Still not seen any of the released celebrity pictures


    Anywhere on the internet still got them up?
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    This guy is going to be doing this until the end of time

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    Krypt: quoting an absolute imbesol and perhaps the most unquotable person of all time
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
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    not surprising at all to see Thomas making this post considering he's a complete fucking moron

    keep up the great work champ

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    not surprising at all to see Thomas making this post considering he's a complete fucking moran & an imbesol.

    keep up the great work champ while I continue living my minimalist lifestyle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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