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    Official ''BUSH'' thread

    Open music, listen and read



    ''Hey that looks like Lt. Buster Hymen with some men down there. Maybe they knew where I can find some BUSH?

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    ''Well Sonny I haven't seen you since the war ended. How's that old dog Don doing?''

    ''Oh still limpd#cking around he is Lt. Hymen sir.''

    ''Sonny the war's been over for over 8 years now. You're not in the army anymore, so you don't have to call me sir. Besides I'm a captain now.''

    ''Well hot diggity Captain Hymen. Congrats there sir, I mean Captain. Say Captain Hymen you know where I can find some BUSH? It's for General delaware back at Fort Spanky it is Captain.''

    ''Sure Sonny I can find you some you old rascal. Just follow me and my men.''

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    ''Say sugar what's your name?''

    ''Pocorumkas.''

    ''Think I can get a BUSH shot Pocorumkas?''

    ''Cost 2 Milky Way bars.''

    ''But Snicker Bars is all I have with me girl.''

    ''Ok then, will do.''

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    ''What the H#ll is that sh#t on you girl?''

    ''They call it Slurpees. You want to lick?''

    ''Ahhhh, that's ok. Me and my horse Grettle got a thing going. I really make her grubble in the mud when I slam her with my 12 inch horse cock. Interesting this is to see though

    Not for the faint of heart. You won't die but click at your own risk

     
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    Open music, listen and read



    General delaware on the left, Colonel Tyde in the middle, cheif scout for the 13th army Sonny on the right.

    ''Sonny the army is paying you a dollar a day for good BUSH and you're bring us back crap. WTF is the matter with you?'' Colonel Tyde says.

    ''Now hold on Colonel as yoiu're only been back at Fort Spanky for a month now. Being down South of the border, leading the good life and f#ckiong around. Besides can't the General speak for himself? Or do you have some grip on his tongue?''

    ''NOW HOLDD ONS YOU TWWOS PPRAIRE DOGGYS.SSONNY COLONELS TYDDES RIGHT. YOU BEENS FLAKEY JAKINS US FOURS TOOS LONG. NOWS GETS GOING OUT THERE ORS I HALFS YOUS FIRED!''

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    Later Sonny is thinking to himself

    ''F#cking officers. They think their sh#t don't stink.''

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    ''Well I'll find some good BUSH even if I have to eat it and come back and spit it out at them I will.''

    Not for the faint of heart. You won't die but click at your own risk

     
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    Pretty sure Sonny has more problems than any of us realize:

    Me: I think you need to reevaluate your life when you are doing image searches for nasty pussys
    son: nope as it's humor my man. i tell stories and this is one. you have to realize that
    son: no one here can tell a story like i can
    son: and that's a fact as i have been telling them since i was 8 years old.
    Me: Everyone here wishes you would die
    son: and i know the 3 part act to telling a story
    son: and i know the tools to use in writing. plus i have the tools here at PFA to tell them
    Me: no one reads your stories. Therefore no one thinks they are good
    son: i was told i couldn't post nude pics unless i used the spoilers. so i am now
    Me: thats a good little boy
    son: my music people bitch about. so i told them not to open the music
    son: the choice is now upon them
    Me: as if they didnt have the choice prior to you granting it to them? Youre delusional you old fuck
    son: i am doing nothing wrong now according to the rules
    son: this is all humor as my dramatic stories are in the bathroom wall
    son: i did sell a story to univeral before i moved from the states and got good $$$ for it
    Me: I would argue you are still violating rules 1,2, and 3. Thats none of my business though
    son: if they make it into a movie i will make millions
    son: that's an if'
    Me: You seem to think that anyone cares? Why is that? why do you think people care?
    son: but i'm still sending them more and they just might buy another
    son: it doesn't matter how many care. in the bathroom wall both my stories have over 2000 viewes. so someone cares
    Me: That just means you personally have opened the thread 2000 times you deranged mental midget
    son: a lot of negativity is just jealousy. and i would think you might know that unless you are under 30
    son: problem is most of you are here. and most are unemployed losers addicted to the internet
    son: living with papa and mama
    Me: Most people here are over 30 and have real jobs. Once again you are wrong grandpa
    son: nope i'm a 100% right. lol
    son: the owner todd here hasn't worked in nearlt 12 to 15 years. lol
    Me: Did you just call Todd a loser who is addicted to the internet and lives with mama and papa?
    son: and you do nothing yourself u loser. me retired.lol. so suck on that dude
    Me: I cant wait until I retire so i can waste away my days looking for bleeding vagina pictures on the internet. Tight life grandpa

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Pretty sure Sonny has more problems than any of us realize:

    Me: I think you need to reevaluate your life when you are doing image searches for nasty pussys
    son: nope as it's humor my man. i tell stories and this is one. you have to realize that
    son: no one here can tell a story like i can
    son: and that's a fact as i have been telling them since i was 8 years old.
    Me: Everyone here wishes you would die
    son: and i know the 3 part act to telling a story
    son: and i know the tools to use in writing. plus i have the tools here at PFA to tell them
    Me: no one reads your stories. Therefore no one thinks they are good
    son: i was told i couldn't post nude pics unless i used the spoilers. so i am now
    Me: thats a good little boy
    son: my music people bitch about. so i told them not to open the music
    son: the choice is now upon them
    Me: as if they didnt have the choice prior to you granting it to them? Youre delusional you old fuck
    son: i am doing nothing wrong now according to the rules
    son: this is all humor as my dramatic stories are in the bathroom wall
    son: i did sell a story to univeral before i moved from the states and got good $$$ for it
    Me: I would argue you are still violating rules 1,2, and 3. Thats none of my business though
    son: if they make it into a movie i will make millions
    son: that's an if'
    Me: You seem to think that anyone cares? Why is that? why do you think people care?
    son: but i'm still sending them more and they just might buy another
    son: it doesn't matter how many care. in the bathroom wall both my stories have over 2000 viewes. so someone cares
    Me: That just means you personally have opened the thread 2000 times you deranged mental midget
    son: a lot of negativity is just jealousy. and i would think you might know that unless you are under 30
    son: problem is most of you are here. and most are unemployed losers addicted to the internet
    son: living with papa and mama
    Me: Most people here are over 30 and have real jobs. Once again you are wrong grandpa
    son: nope i'm a 100% right. lol
    son: the owner todd here hasn't worked in nearlt 12 to 15 years. lol
    Me: Did you just call Todd a loser who is addicted to the internet and lives with mama and papa?
    son: and you do nothing yourself u loser. me retired.lol. so suck on that dude
    Me: I cant wait until I retire so i can waste away my days looking for bleeding vagina pictures on the internet. Tight life grandpa
    Ah but you fail to post the rest of the conversation there you little cheap shot artist.

    And no Todd doesn't live with mama and papa. To clssify him a loser is a very tough question. I will say that for a man of close to having a 140 IQ being on the low end of superior he is wasting his life away here trying to make no $$$. But it's his choice. I do consider him addicted to the internet as are 99.9%of the people here. It's a new desease that has formed in the last 2 decades. In China now CNN reorts they have schools when they put people like in a prison where they are trying to rid them of this new desease. Oh also I consider him to be a good father even if he isn't married. He should know that marriage is very important for a child to have between their parents. todd should of worn a rubber and I do consider him being foolish for not using one.

    H#ll i fucked over 50 women in my life and only had 2 children with my wife of 25 years. I mean how hard ( no pun intended) is it to know about birth control?

    And for violating rules 1,2,3? I see people using spoilers here to post way more sh#t than me. Faggot pictures and worst. And in a mean way. This is humor and I'm not directing it in a mean way at anyone you fool or don't you have enough brains to know that. you just want to b#tch becase you can't tell a sotry or even work yopu bum. You do live with mama and papa and skate off them you weenie whacker.

    So jackoff...I mean jsearles22 what are you trying to accomplish with this post?
    Last edited by son of lockman; 08-22-2014 at 07:03 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by son of lockman View Post
    H#ll i fucked over 50 women in my life
    most of them hookers

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    sonny your a top self writter. we need to write a book and its sure to go on the best sellers list i can help

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    Petition to re-open Sonny and Delaware's clubhouse, where Sonny can continue fantasizing about being partners with gay Don Lockman and Delaware can ramble away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    your posts are bad



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Petition to re-open Sonny and Delaware's clubhouse, where Sonny can continue fantasizing about being partners with gay Don Lockman and Delaware can ramble away.
    Won't happpen captain as freedom lives at PFA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by delaware View Post
    sonny your a top self writter. we need to write a book and its sure to go on the best sellers list i can help
    That I have no doubt about me amigo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by delaware View Post
    sonny your a top self writter. we need to write a book and its sure to go on the best sellers list i can help
    Oh BTW send me in a PM that link to read your thread that you wanted me too. I want to read it as nothing a person wants has no value and is really important.

    And when 2 do get together on something it can be twice as powerful.

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    Ok so I used the song ''Red River Valley with a bleeding vagina. That's back drop humor.

    Like this when 15 years ago I was rsar51 on the internet. Now most people can see the humor even though the cane isn't spoken about.

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    Writing humor is really trash as drama is really king and I do write it in The bathroom wall forum. But my stories have a moral value in them and that's what's most important to me. To give the veiwer something to grasp for a better life. Moral values are what's most important in life and from living since the 1950s I have wittnessed them decay.

    Writing a story is very easy. You just have to learn the 3 part act. The 36 dramatic situations. Along with the moment of crisis and decision. A few other things also but not too difficult. And of course logical order is a must.

    Anyone of normal intelligence can do it if they want too.

    And today you can learn all this right off the interent.

    So get out there and give it a try!


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    ''son of lockman you dirty dog. Asking the woman I plan to marry for a BUSH shot!''

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    ''What's it to you peckerhead. You aint married to the hose yet. Take a chill pill man and have a sense of humor about it. Besides I have a job to do for the army. Aren't you a patriot good God?''''

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    ''I'll show you patriot you big scumbag son of lockman.''

    A fight ensues

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    Alright man you're serious about. I'm out of here then. And sorry about the peckhead stuff.''

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    ''But there is one thing you should know before I leave. The last woman I got a BUSH shot form got 2 Snicker Bars.''

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    ''D#mn I don't know if I'm ever going to find some good BUSH. This is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.''

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    ''lol, I should of drilled that son of lockman right in the #ss with my 6 inch shooter.''

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    I'm traumatized. Fuck you sonny

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    sonny writeing a book called TAKEING IT TO THE LIMIT the story of a pro poker players life on the road.

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    ''You get the h#ll out of here mister. Whoever you are.''

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    ''Name's son of lockman mamm and I've only passing through. Wonder if you could spare some grub?''

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    ''What do ya think Jaime? Think we can trust him?''

    I don't know ma. He looks kind of scarey to me there.''

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    ''Just some water maybe? Hot out here in the BUSH.''

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    ''No! Now you heard the boy now get!''

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    And so the BUSH did look grim for our hero Sonny.

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    How the West Was Won was huge here in Norway, was it popular in the US?
    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    How the West Was Won was huge here in Norway, was it popular in the US?
    Yep saw it on the big screen in the 1960s. 3 hour film with an intermission.


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