Open music, listen and read
''Hey that looks like Lt. Buster Hymen with some men down there. Maybe they knew where I can find some BUSH?
''Well Sonny I haven't seen you since the war ended. How's that old dog Don doing?''
''Oh still limpd#cking around he is Lt. Hymen sir.''
''Sonny the war's been over for over 8 years now. You're not in the army anymore, so you don't have to call me sir. Besides I'm a captain now.''
''Well hot diggity Captain Hymen. Congrats there sir, I mean Captain. Say Captain Hymen you know where I can find some BUSH? It's for General delaware back at Fort Spanky it is Captain.''
''Sure Sonny I can find you some you old rascal. Just follow me and my men.''
''Say sugar what's your name?''
''Pocorumkas.''
''Think I can get a BUSH shot Pocorumkas?''
''Cost 2 Milky Way bars.''
''But Snicker Bars is all I have with me girl.''
''Ok then, will do.''
''What the H#ll is that sh#t on you girl?''
''They call it Slurpees. You want to lick?''
''Ahhhh, that's ok. Me and my horse Grettle got a thing going. I really make her grubble in the mud when I slam her with my 12 inch horse cock. Interesting this is to see though
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