Would you have tipped the girl for a blowjob?
The best story that I heard about Treasure Island was when a homeless man goes there one day to get his social security check cashed. He plays blackjack and after a day or two he has over a million dollars in winnings. They comp him a room, at one point the female manager (who told this story) tells this guy to take his money and get out of here. Of course, he doesn't and he loses all his winnings.
Why the fuck are you hanging out at TI anyway?
A bunch of redneck cowboys, old grandma's and white trash "Annie Duke" type whores.