mulva's attempt to take normal poos before WSOP

[Walter Sobchak]

started eating grape nuts w/ almond milk, and putting bananas in it...oh..btw..i recently discovered that i can;t eat much dairy...skim milk was killing my stomach...so i barely can drink it,..don't know if this is just another condition from that

If so then stop with the dairy, except try some of that yogurt with bacteria that are supposed to help keep you regular. Eat beets, beans, vegetables, fruits, nuts and whole grains. Get some metamucil or inulin which you can stir into any liquid. Get probiotic supplements but make sure they are real good ones with like a dozen bacterial species. Stop eating refined sugar and greasy food and really fatty stuff and meat.

[mulva]

no painkillers...maybe extended use of ibuprofen or my new migrane pills?

i just take claritin or zyrtec daily..

my diet basically consists of

yogurt
pasta
pizza
vitamins
diet soda
energy drink
roto chix
ice cream
sandwiches
fresh fruit and vegs when i'm motivated to make..

not much of a snacker anymore

[BeerAndPoker]

Not saying this is it but you have a lot of dairy in your diet.

You should go to the doctor asap and see what it is. If you do have a form of Diverticulitis that is a serious condition that will only get worse if left untreated.

[DRK Star]

Mulva,

Instead of migraine pills (or maybe along with them) try pscilocibin mushrooms. (I botched the spelling). I take half as much as I would normally take to trip and it makes a huge difference on my pain and the length of the migraine.

google for more info

[unchainedghost]

Magnesium citrate

Drink it

Get a colonoscopy. The Dr wears gloves

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

I would wait for three more pages of opinions, and pick one blindfolded from that...

[shortbuspoker]

Magnesium citrate

Drink it

Get a colonoscopy. The Dr wears gloves

This. Magnesium citrate will have you shitting out things that you ate 3 years ago that have been stuck to the wall of your colon. Also, do go see a doctor. I think that it is possible to bleed to death internally from a perforated colon.

[BCR]

Keep up the increased water intake. Doesn't sound like a real scary issue if you don't have pain other than the discomfort of constipation.

Still, go get a colonoscopy quick. They give you twilight sedation, so you're sedated to a point that OSA and his boys could run a train on you and you wouldn't care.

It sounds like garden variety IBS, but on the off chance it's something serious, you're going to deeply regret letting it go for long. I've read "well I always had a bad stomach so I didn't think much of it" written by some people who let stuff go too long without checking it out.

[rum dick]

It's pretty obvious your shitting issues are just a byproduct of having jimmy shove his dick down your ass in the kaepernick thread. Give your bowels a week or two to heal and you'll be fine.

[rum dick]

Kidding aside. Go to trader joes and buy this. I used it when I was on pain meds for awhile after surgery and it worked like a charm. Kicks the shit outta metamucil.

[LEVEL ACCOUNT]

get some high fiber oatmeal and eat 2-3 packets a day....IT WILL WORk.....even works for vicodin and oxy constipation.... someone told me (*_*)

[4Dragons]

How the hell has Sonny not posted in this thread?

[Walter Sobchak]

get some high fiber oatmeal and eat 2-3 packets a day....IT WILL WORk.....even works for vicodin and oxy constipation.... someone told me (*_*)

The more fiber you eat the more water you need, so don't forget the water.

Also sweeten your oatmeal with a little lactulose, you need a prescription for that though.

[mulva]

druff,

plz rename this thread:

mulva's attempt to take normal pooh's before WSOP

[vegas1369]

Mulva, this has to be what's causing the problem with your ass...

http://keybiotics.com/main_video.php

[mulva]

Mulva, this has to be what's causing the problem with your ass...

http://keybiotics.com/main_video.php

great infomercial to sell you. the main thing i picked up on is that i should eat sauerkraut

i've been drinking soda for my entire life. and diet soda regularly for over 20 years. i really think i'm addicted to it's refreshing carbonated way, and it's a go to for almost every meal.

if there were horrible things about aspartame, i'm sure it would've hit me already. i'm really trying to cut down on it, but it's my only drug of choice, outside of porn.

[simpdog]

Mulva you are a high risk if you look like this