quick reminder: dj chaps has sex with owls

[garrett]

Here's a backstory.


Sonatine is an overweight neckbeard with little to no social skills. His SMV is in the shitter as it has been since his neck sprouted its' first dash of fuzz. This has led an adult Sonatine to spend extended periods of time in foreign countries where it is legal to procure the sexual sevices of minors of questionable gender. These types of lovers offer Sonatine very little resistance sexually, and physically in general. This is important to Sonatine, as he has a major need to feel "in charge", ya know, needs to have a lil power. Quite frankly this is the only route he can travel if he wants these needs met.

But there is also a side of Sonatine that acts out like a disgruntled 14 yr old girl. That's the Sonatine you see bumping threads and creating new ones every time he gets his virtual shit packed in a post.

I'll leave it at that for now. want more? Just give it a lil bit. after sonatine reads this, once the hot flash goes away, I will be in his cross hairs for the next week.

get ready for 'chaps fucks owls', 'chaps uses casio keyboards', 'chaps smokes weed', and other 1/10 attempts to pull me down with him.

My gawd this post is GOLD....

Seriously its no secret Sonatine and I don't like one another, but I wouldn't doubt there is something seriously weird and creepy with him!

[Belly Buster]

[Pooh]

[Muck Ficon]

[4Dragons]

[BetCheckBet]

What shocks me in that the post is written in present rather than past tense

[Daly]

Owl Sex
Having silent sex with someone who has not told you their name. This results in the repetition of the word "who" throughout the session, which is the only sound you should hear.
Phil: My neighbor told me he had sex with a stranger, but I all I heard was the word "who".

Steve: That is called Owl Sex my friend.

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

I'm the one who started the chaps fucks owls thing, and I feel bad because it was meant to be gentle ribbing not malicious flaming

but it's totally true