1. Jennifer Anniston: Most hyped average chick of all time.
2. Gwyneth Paltrow: No body to speak of and marginally above average face.
3. Sarah Jessica Parker: Complete butterface famous for a body that was only considered hot because her face is so ugly.
4. Jennifer Lawrence: Seriously? How can people jerk off to a chick with no eyes?
5. Cameron Diaz: Why the wide face? Horrible skin, zero tits or ass.
Add your own, but please don't add once-gorgeous chicks like Pam Anderson and post a recent pic. Totally uncool to dog my Pammy.