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http://geekologie.com/2014/02/mcgruf...-years-for.php


McGruff The Crime Dog Gets 16 Years For 1,000 Pot Plants, Weapons (Including A Grenade Launcher)






41-year old John R. Morales used to play McGruff the Crime Dog. That was many moons ago. Apparently since then he started a massive pot growing operation and was just sentenced to 16 years in the slammer for the results of a raid on his home in 2011. And that, my friends, is why you never want to get your home raided. Even if you have nothing to hide, the cops aren't going to wipe their feet before kicking your door down and tracking mud all over the carpet.

When police raided his house, they seized 1,000 marijuana plants and 9,000 rounds of ammunition for an assortment of 27 weapons -- including a grenade launcher

After three years, Morales, 41, pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 16 years in jail Monday.

Even though Morales said he was nonviolent, U.S. District Judge Vanessa Gilmore said, "Everything I read about you makes you seem like a scary person."

Who would have ever guessed?! The man in the crime fighting dog costume was actually some sort of drug growing kingpin! It was the perfect disguise. Turns out McGruff wasn't taking a bite out of crime after all, but high as f*** eating snacks. You ever smashed up a bunch of Oreos in a glass of milk then put it in the freezer for awhile? The trick is not getting so high you forget about it.

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Photos ruined by dogs pooping


http://www.theladbible.com/albums/ph...9-d4ae52c74096

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lot of forehead in that picture. lol@ the hound shitting

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Just like "The Last Waltz", this was a cool way to close Late Night

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The Female teachers who have had sex with their students Hall of of Fame


http://mobile.wnd.com/2013/12/39783/

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-privacy.html

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http://ravebooty.com/

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sometimes you gotta remind those uppity cripples of their place

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wtf

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Page from a PDF of Brew Your Own magazine

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Genius imo

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The world is much safer now




Tiny Cowboy Named Woody Disarmed by Security at London Airport








A well-known character was recently deemed a security threat and disarmed at Heathrow Airport in London.

A Woody doll — from the popular “Toy Story” movies — reportedly had his tiny six-shooter confiscated by security staff at the airport. The doll reportedly belongs to a father, who says he has traveled the world with Woody taking pictures for his son.

The dad posted a photo of Woody’s tiny gun allegedly being examined at Heathrow Airport on Reddit, and it quickly went viral.

“I have travelled the world with Toy Story’s Woody, taking pics for my son,” he wrote on Reddit. “At Heathrow, security just confiscated his ‘weapon’, keep the world safe boys.”

The Woody doll is usually not sold with a toy gun, according to the Daily Mail. It’s unclear where the tiny gun actually came from.

Heathrow Airport refused to comment on the incident when contacted by the Daily Mail. The airport argued security rules are created by the Department For Transport.

When the publication contacted the agency, a spokesperson said the department doesn’t “comment on specific incidents or details of our security regime.”

However, the spokesperson said airports can “use their discretion to remove any item being carried in hand luggage when they believe it may be perceived as a threat.”

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Saw this for the first time a few days ago up on a site I regularly go to. Amazing what you can do with a hard drive and a bunch of floppy drives.

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WTF IS THIS SHIT? Jump to :37



At least their are some nice female asses to look at in here.

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http://ravebooty.com/

You must be thinking to yourself "how the fuck did I not get a positive rep for this post"

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just sad

http://www.wkrn.com/story/24702089/kentucky-sinkhole

A massive sinkhole swallowed eight vehicles at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky early Wednesday morning.

Museum officials were alerted around 5:45 a.m. when motion detectors began going off at the Sky Dome area of the museum.

Upon arrival, a sinkhole measuring about 40 feet wide and 25 to 30 feet deep was discovered inside.

According to the museum's director, Wendell Strode, it caused the building's power to go out and damaged eight Corvettes on display.

Two of the Corvettes damaged, a 1993 ZR-1 Spyder and a 2009 ZR1 "Blue Devil," were on loan from General Motors.

The other six Corvettes were owned by the museum and included a 1962 Black Corvette, 1984 PPG Pace Car, 1992 White 1 Millionth Corvette, 1993 Ruby Red 40th Anniversary Corvette, 2001 Mallett Hammer Z06 Corvette and 2009 White 1.5 Millionth Corvette.

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