Five star thread!
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
I'm watching this tonight in honor of the white trashiness of this thread
http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/
This Gentleman took the Are you smarter than a 1st grader test, and successfully beat 10/18 1st graders
Last edited by DRK Star; 08-11-2013 at 06:20 PM.
guy on the music messageboard had to work the fest, and just returned to post about his experience.
I SURVIVED!!!!!
Whoop whoop!!!! LOL
Wow, just wow. First let me say...when it comes to drugs, Juggalos make Phishheads look like fucking amateurs. What a week. Since I was working (running lights at the Bomb House stage and setting up Main stage), I was a little limited for time to go see the crazy shit going on. I def had a night that the boss told me to take off and just go check out the scene. I can't even express how fucked up it was (in a good and bad way). Got to see plenty of crazy shit none the less.
Most people were nice, but complete fucking dirt bags.
Lets see...
Saw a guy get his nipple ring bit out by a stripper (his idea) on Friday, only to be one upped the next day by a guy who had his buddy cut off his nipple with a scalpel AND FUCKING FEED IT TO HIM!! I watched two girls eat each other out on my stage. It was about 5' from me. This happened twice.
The most fucked up thing I saw was "The Human Piņata" game. Here is how it works:
(2) people selected and put on roller skates and a helmet that blindfolds you. THEN, they make you funnel rum (saw a guy take down a 5th and get hauled away by the EMTs). Once the contestants are ready, they give you a 4' stick and put a bag on the head of the two guys that is filled with nasty shit like bull testicles, mashed up beef liver and octopus etc. The object is to crack open the other guys bag and make the shit rain down on him. Smelled like death.
I must saw that despite the fact that I don't really like ICP's music, the stage show is AMAZING!!! The launching of Faygo 2-liters into the crowd is pretty fucking cool!! (For those that don't know, they spray Faygo all over the crowd during their set. But they also have all the tricks for launch the bottles everywhere!! Some where getting about 40-50' in the air and as far as 100' out from stage.). Awesome "performance". My fav song was Chicken Huntin'. They spray every with Faygo, then durin the chorus, the helper clowns come out and throw feathers all over the crowd.
I'm headed back to Chicago now, more stories and some #1s later.
Sooooo happy to be going home.
Are you the same name on PT drk? I feel like I asked u that before
yeah, thats me.
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/slide...fw-40152584/#1
cool write-up of the 1st day here. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/...-diary-day-one
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