I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.
She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.
But that is not the point.
We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.
After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.
I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.
The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.
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