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    I was on a blind date three days ago and this is what happened

    I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

    She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

    But that is not the point.

    We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

    After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

    I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

    The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

    /End

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

    She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

    But that is not the point.

    We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

    After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

    I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

    The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

    /End
    Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

    She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

    But that is not the point.

    We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

    After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

    I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

    The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

    /End
    Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?
    LOL. Agreed. It was fucking disgusting though, with it sitting on its back swimming in Bleu Cheese. I get the fact roaches are part of any restaurant, part of life. But to have one drowning in your salad, just tough to stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

    She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

    But that is not the point.

    We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

    After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

    I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

    The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

    /End
    Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?
    Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?
    Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.
    Wat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?
    Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

    LLL is wise


    also, dont even tell her. Its not like she is going to think you are brave...she's going to think your a sissy-boy for not ordering some type of grilled animal and you will just disgust her because you knowingly ate something that had roach in it. Let it go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post

    Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.
    Wat?
    He was saying you're a soft twat, but he was acting as a gentleman.
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    This is all probably a lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    This is all probably a lie

    Only the part about the date



    I firmly believe that he eats while fluids and roaches

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

    She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

    But that is not the point.

    We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

    After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

    I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

    The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

    /End
    Apparently the cockroach was on a blind date too.

    Was she more impressed by your binge drinking or your ability to copy from weather.com and paste to PFA?

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    It wasn't a cockroach, it was probably a black olive, bottomset was just really drunk and got confused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    This is all probably a lie
    SFTU you total faggot. Better yet, do 50 consecutive shots of Patron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    This is all probably a lie
    SFTU you total faggot. Better yet, do 50 consecutive shots of Patron.
    Would that approach your record?

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    PHA

    Are you Vegan?

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    It just seems like a typical Bottomset lie story.

    How do you eat a salad without realizing that a cockroach is moving around fighting for its life?

    Did it impact your usual 25% tip?

    What does 'Cayman Islands' really mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    It just seems like a typical Bottomset lie story.

    How do you eat a salad without realizing that a cockroach is moving around fighting for its life?

    Did it impact your usual 25% tip?

    What does 'Cayman Islands' really mean?
    1) The roach was on its back drenched in dressing. Not hard to believe

    2) I always give 20% tips at a minimum. Sometimes 30%

    3) Why is going to the Grand Caymans such a fascination with you fucking dorks? If you earn north of $100K its not a big deal. Unless of course you are fucking poor

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    3) Why is going to the Grand Caymans such a fascination with you fucking dorks? If you earn north of $100K its not a big deal. Unless of course you are fucking poor
    Yeah, but you don't earn north of 100k. Druff offered to IP check your location when you were on your big location and you freaked out and then took a nap when you went and visited your parents.

    Looks like Mitt and Ryan had better time down there than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    3) Why is going to the Grand Caymans such a fascination with you fucking dorks? If you earn north of $100K its not a big deal. Unless of course you are fucking poor
    Yeah, but you don't earn north of 100k. Druff offered to IP check your location when you were on your big location and you freaked out and then took a nap when you went and visited your parents.

    Looks like Mitt and Ryan had better time down there than you.
    LOL@ $100K. Keep banging your keyboard dork.

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    what a fail of a thread...........discussing salads, CMOOOOOOOOOOOON?

    did you close the deal,

    did she swallow, if so, did she look like she enjoyed it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    LOL@ $100K. Keep banging your keyboard dork.
    Lol. You have made about a 100 posts in the last 2 days since you finally scraped enough change together for a bottle. You're the only one wearing out a keyboard.

    You probably never left your state after Druff called your bluff -- I mean many many many bragging bluffs.

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