I was on a blind date three days ago and this is what happened

[The_PHA]

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

[limitles]

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

[The_PHA]

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

LOL. Agreed. It was fucking disgusting though, with it sitting on its back swimming in Bleu Cheese. I get the fact roaches are part of any restaurant, part of life. But to have one drowning in your salad, just tough to stomach.

[vegas1369]

I get the fact roaches are part of any restaurant

Not trying to be a smart ass here, but roaches are definitely not part of most restaurants. At least none that I've ever been a part of, and I've been in the nightclub/restaurant industry for over 20 years. Any restaurant that has roaches is definitely not a place where you want to eat. Only reasons for roaches to be inhabiting a restaurant would be poor sanitation procedures, rotting food, and sewage problems. None of these should be an issue at a good restaurant.

[Sloppy Joe]

I get the fact roaches are part of any restaurant

Not trying to be a smart ass here, but roaches are definitely not part of most restaurants. At least none that I've ever been a part of, and I've been in the nightclub/restaurant industry for over 20 years. Any restaurant that has roaches is definitely not a place where you want to eat. Only reasons for roaches to be inhabiting a restaurant would be poor sanitation procedures, rotting food, and sewage problems. None of these should be an issue at a good restaurant.

Obv Golden Corrals have different standards.

Bottomset must be at the start of the most recent bender, halfway through the first fifth as the endorphins keep pumping.

Next will be the rage phase and we'll be flooded with Ric Flair-Price is Right etc.

Then comes self-aggrandizing, Cayman Islands, 200k per annum etc.

Depression, hangovers, self-loathing, suicidal thoughts, onto the next binge.



Try to mix it up this go 'round, cowboy.

[Vwls]

Are you serious? There is zero point zero change that I find a roach in my food and don't say something, get free meals for life that I will never ever use, and then report it to the health inspector, throw up several times, etc.

[Walter Sobchak]

Not trying to be a smart ass here, but roaches are definitely not part of most restaurants. At least none that I've ever been a part of, and I've been in the nightclub/restaurant industry for over 20 years. Any restaurant that has roaches is definitely not a place where you want to eat. Only reasons for roaches to be inhabiting a restaurant would be poor sanitation procedures, rotting food, and sewage problems. None of these should be an issue at a good restaurant.

Obv Golden Corrals have different standards.

Bottomset must be at the start of the most recent bender, halfway through the first fifth as the endorphins keep pumping.

Next will be the rage phase and we'll be flooded with Ric Flair-Price is Right etc.

Then comes self-aggrandizing, Cayman Islands, 200k per annum etc.

Depression, hangovers, self-loathing, suicidal thoughts, onto the next binge.



Try to mix it up this go 'round, cowboy.

Golden Corral is a solid read, I was thinking Shoney's but I Think they only have canned vegetables.

[LLL]

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

[The_PHA]

Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

Wat?

[Wiganer]

Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

Wat?

He was saying you're a soft twat, but he was acting as a gentleman.

[Sloppy Joe]

This is all probably a lie

[DRK Star]

Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

LLL is wise


also, dont even tell her. Its not like she is going to think you are brave...she's going to think your a sissy-boy for not ordering some type of grilled animal and you will just disgust her because you knowingly ate something that had roach in it. Let it go.

[Walter Sobchak]

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

Apparently the cockroach was on a blind date too.

Was she more impressed by your binge drinking or your ability to copy from weather.com and paste to PFA?

[SpewArtist]

I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene.

/End

Weak. Druff would of had that place cutting him checks by the end of the week.