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    Micon welcomes baby Schoenfeld to the world

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    In retrospect this thread is shit without a pic of Adam's baby. Feel free to delete it Druff.

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    Micon a dad is a scary thought. I mean just from old radio shows with the old crew it is clear Micon isn't a patient guy.

    No grudges here congrats to him and hopefully parenthood changes him in many aspects of life to realize slots and bitcoins are not a future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Micon a dad is a scary thought. I mean just from old radio shows with the old crew it is clear Micon isn't a patient guy.

    No grudges here congrats to him and hopefully parenthood changes him in many aspects of life to realize slots and bitcoins are not a future.
    What does Micon have to do with this?

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    odds on which Micon will be shitting the bed more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    odds on which Micon will be shitting the bed more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Micon a dad is a scary thought. I mean just from old radio shows with the old crew it is clear Micon isn't a patient guy.

    No grudges here congrats to him and hopefully parenthood changes him in many aspects of life to realize slots and bitcoins are not a future.
    Usually if you are a complete fuck up in life the kid just exacerbates the problem and doesn't help it.

    Micon has no fucking clue what he just got himself into. It is even worse he lives this casino lifestyle where he just sleeps all fucking day and gets up when he wants and hasn't a care in the world. Hahaha not anymore buddy! Sleep will be a thing of the past.

    I bet right now Martha dumps him within first year. This has fail written all over it.

    Popcorn ready.

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    We could use a Limitles photoshop about right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Micon a dad is a scary thought. I mean just from old radio shows with the old crew it is clear Micon isn't a patient guy.

    No grudges here congrats to him and hopefully parenthood changes him in many aspects of life to realize slots and bitcoins are not a future.
    What does Micon have to do with this?
    That joke is even funnier now than it was the first 80 times.

    Micon is so excited to be a dad, and he reports that the first few days have been fantastic.

    I'm not quite 3 months in and I have learned a frightening lesson about parenting. As soon as you start to get the hang of things, and really finding a groove, the kid gets older and everything is different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    What does Micon have to do with this?
    That joke is even funnier now than it was the first 80 times.

    Micon is so excited to be a dad, and he reports that the first few days have been fantastic.

    I'm not quite 3 months in and I have learned a frightening lesson about parenting. As soon as you start to get the hang of things, and really finding a groove, the kid gets older and everything is different.
    I'm guessing you get a paycheck....

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    Let me tell you this from experience. I had a kid way too young, thought it would turn out ok for the relationship. I went to my job every day, brought home the $ and then sat on my ass and drank beer or went outside to get high. Took 6 mos for my gf to kick my ass to the curb cuz I never did anything to help with my daughter, just felt bringing home a paycheck would be good enough and she didnt think so.

    Daughter is 10 now, see her on weekends and we have a good relationship. Still wish I tried harder to make shit work out because I feel like I miss out on a lot of her life. Micon I dont know if you read this site, actualy Im sure you dont cuz you didnt even read your own site, but take a tip from this story.

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    I am sure there is plenty of money left from that position poker championship. The kid is set up for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat Out Of The Bag View Post
    I am sure there is plenty of money left from that position poker championship. The kid is set up for life.

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    this is a black baby right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    I'm not quite 3 months in and I have learned a frightening lesson about parenting. As soon as you start to get the hang of things, and really finding a groove, the kid gets older and everything is different.
    Coping with a new baby is manageable for most people who are, in general, responsible, unselfish, and patient adults.

    Many dads find out very quickly, and painfully, that managing your relationship with a new 'first time' mother is infinitely more difficult, and sometimes even impossible.

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    Congrats to the kid. Great finish to what appeared from the outside to be a tough year.

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    Is there any way we could set up a fund to take care of this kid?.....kind of like a Sally Struthers thing where we send $.10/day to ensure the kid survives?

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    Quote Originally Posted by neveragain39 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    I'm not quite 3 months in and I have learned a frightening lesson about parenting. As soon as you start to get the hang of things, and really finding a groove, the kid gets older and everything is different.
    Coping with a new baby is manageable for most people who are, in general, responsible, unselfish, and patient adults.

    Many dads find out very quickly, and painfully, that managing your relationship with a new 'first time' mother is infinitely more difficult, and sometimes even impossible.
    I learned this lesson the hard way

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    Russ H ‏@RUSS_HAMILT0N

    @adamschoenfeld Congrats on the birth of your daughter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Is there any way we could set up a fund to take care of this kid?.....kind of like a Sally Struthers thing where we send $.10/day to ensure the kid survives?
    That is a pretty damn good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Is there any way we could set up a fund to take care of this kid?.....kind of like a Sally Struthers thing where we send $.10/day to ensure the kid survives?
    That is a pretty damn good idea.
    Kid should be ok for a while. Either by the hand of the government.




    or by trust fund

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