PROJEKT:SEP **SCAM** (Rolled: A Jasep Saga)

[zealanddonk]

On that note I just locked up the last 2 shares, (from the profit I made on his last BAP.)

Paying him with his own money?

[simpdog]

On that note I just locked up the last 2 shares, (from the profit I made on his last BAP.)

Paying him with his own money?

it's a facking joke anyvay

[JimmyG_415]

On that note I just locked up the last 2 shares, (from the profit I made on his last BAP.)

Paying him with his own money?

Azzclown must not be out of school yet.


He made it for me, but not sure you see it as his money.

I invested 240 2 BAP's ago.
I have 376 now, so I got my investment back, and w/ the rest I bought 2 shares, ($ 100) and I have 36 leftover.

Nothing huge, but worse case for me is I got $ 36 for $ 240 after like 6 months.
Be like a bank offering me 30 % ROI on a 6 month CD.

And that is if he losses all 5k, and since this isn't a tourney BAP, highly unlikely.

[zealanddonk]

Paying him with his own money?

I'm one of the few people on this site not to have seen "Rounders".

FYP.

[ShadyJ]

you realize you dont have to ever open the thread if you're not interested
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but i'd assume he will be documenting this more actively on VPR anyways.

No I never realized that thanks so much for your help.

Just saying any thread that is constantly being bumped

becomes annoying quickly

Your such a fuckin idiot....bump

[ShadyJ]

For everyone saying go get a job its not that easy. I've basically fudged most of my resume, and nowadays they backround check everything. If you tell them you played poker for 12 years they would never hire you. Its a lose lose situation unless you have a hook up.

[ErickAA]

I have never listened to a Jasep podcast, so I do not know his personal situation other than he has a kid and splits time with the mom. I do not know how old the kid was or if he ever cohabitated with the mother. That being said it seems like having a kid is a perfect reason for a resume gap, saying you were the one who took time off work to raise the small child.

12 years is a long time, but it sounds a hell of a lot better than professional poker player.

That being said, it is pretty obvious that (like Micon) Jasep is still in the denial phase about his unsustainable addiction to poker (and living the poker lifestyle) and is not ready to address his situation in an honest, productive way.

I mean, trying to build a bankroll by running a BAP to play live 5-10 stud and 1-2 NLHE (where you only get to keep 40% of hopeful profits) is never going to work out, short of hitting a jackpot, and anyone who thinks otherwise does not understand EV, variance, standard deviation, living expenses, etc. and everything else that is essential to making it as a professional gambler.

[limitles]

For everyone saying go get a job its not that easy. I've basically fudged most of my resume, and nowadays they backround check everything. If you tell them you played poker for 12 years they would never hire you. Its a lose lose situation unless you have a hook up.

We've got a winner here folks. Bogus résumé overweight opiate addict/dealer white trash stroke victim cock.

Just keep talking dude, you're a treasure of fail.

[ErickAA]

For everyone saying go get a job its not that easy. I've basically fudged most of my resume, and nowadays they backround check everything. If you tell them you played poker for 12 years they would never hire you. Its a lose lose situation unless you have a hook up.

We've got a winner here folks. Bogus résumé overweight opiate addict/dealer white trash stroke victim cock.

Just keep talking dude, you're a treasure of fail.

Knowing what I know now, I am so glad I never agreed to let him take my sportsbetting action vig free last year. I was actually seriously considering it at one point. Talk about a negative freeroll. There was definitely 0% chance of me ever seeing a dime if I won.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Huge LOL @ Jimmyfag not being able to make one post without mentioning me. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't post at all. Well, I guess he would still make posts crying about his 3 figure life roll being snatched by FTP.

[ErickAA]

Assuming he has the technical knowledge of how to play short stack NLHE and game selects well, it seems with a $5000 BR it would be in Jasep's best interest to shortstack bigger NLHE games.

I don't know how the NLHE games on the East coast are structured, but in So Cal with a $5000 roll I think his best chance of actually building a bankroll would be to play 5-10 NLHE buying in $500 at a shot or 5-5 buying in $300.

Again, this is assuming he is +EV at these games.

His risk of ruin will go up, but at least he will be playing high enough to beat the rake and give himself a chance, which I don't think he will be in the games he listed in the OP.

If you believe in Jasep's skill, I think this is a much better deal for both him and his backers.

[fluffer]

jasep, forget poker....gets yourself qualified for whatever field your interested in

[JimmyG_415]

I'm one of the few people on this site not to have seen "Rounders".

FYP.

????
OK, I know what you mean, now.

I don't see how it applies here. This isn't debt I'm settling.

[Anal_Hershiser]

FYP.

????
OK, I know what you mean, now.

I don't see how it applies here. This isn't debt I'm settling.

Wow. And here I thought Mike was the only member here who had shit for brains. Maybe someone will come along and explain it real slow so you can follow. Just an absolute embarrassment of a human being.

[JimmyG_415]

Huge LOL @ Jimmyfag not being able to make one post without mentioning me. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't post at all. Well, I guess he would still make posts crying about his 3 figure life roll being snatched by FTP.

wow, you are really running out of steam aren't you.
It must not be easy trolling 24/7.
At least I shut you up w/ the poker advice.

[JimmyG_415]

????
OK, I know what you mean, now.

I don't see how it applies here. This isn't debt I'm settling.

Wow. And here I thought Mike was the only member here who had shit for brains. Maybe someone will come along and explain it real slow so you can follow. Just an absolute embarrassment of a human being.

Explain it then since you do.
I think you are both morons.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Lol @ double post tilt. Two posts between us and he's already losing his shit. Fucking hilarious. Don't worry Jimmyfag, 408 will be around soon and he can explain it to you. You're a waste of oxygen. Now go call your local congressman so he can get to work on gettin your $300 life roll back. Then you can continue pursuing your dream/fantasy of "puttin' a move on Chan." Stop stealing our oxygen and go hang yourself. Thx in advance.

[JimmyG_415]

Lol @ double post tilt. Two posts between us and he's already losing his shit. Fucking hilarious. Don't worry Jimmyfag, 408 will be around soon and he can explain it to you. You're a waste of oxygen. Now go call your local congressman so he can get to work on gettin your $300 life roll back. Then you can continue pursuing your dream/fantasy of "puttin' a move on Chan." Stop stealing our oxygen and go hang yourself. Thx in advance.

"Gee I'll throw in a quote from Rounders and zeal will think I know what he meant."

Thanks for clearing it up.
Exactly like I said, you have no fucking clue.

Don't feel bad, it doesn't apply here.

Your trolling lately has just been pathetic.
Don't you care anymore?

[Anal_Hershiser]

Judging by this thread and several others, I'm gonna guess Jimmyfag looks something like this.



or this



Shut it down shit for brains.

I'm also done packing your shit in Jaseps thread.

[408Mike]

GL Jsep