(775) FRAUD-55 (also known as 775-372-8355)

While I'd prefer a 702 area code, 775 is the other Nevada area code (pretty much everything but Vegas), and I love the FRAUD-55 number, especially because it pays homage to the legendary DJ Chaps.

If you want to hear the voice of the woman who was willing to pass my DNA on to another generation, you can also call the number right now. Be aware that Skype is kinda fucked up right now, so her voice may sound a bit distorted (and change from call to call!)