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    Happy Easter

    Who is leading prayer this year?

    Do you think Jesus will forgive everyone on PFA?

    What about Pdiddy (aka Pdiddler) and SBF?

    At what point in time does Easter get removed as a holiday?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Who is leading prayer this year?

    Do you think Jesus will forgive everyone on PFA?

    What about Pdiddy (aka Pdiddler) and SBF?

    At what point in time does Easter get removed as a holiday?
    I got a special dispensation for active participants in the wagering thread and worked out a deal where Easter prayer will be sponsored by Draftkings this year.

    Forgiveness is trickier. I was able to get most a pass, but hard to explain multipage racist filled rants by some of our older retired sex worker female members running around claiming to be Christian, and then there is the obvious pedo behavior being demonstrated by a certain retired civil servant.

    The big guy doesn't approve of most of us, but the ones who fly his flag and then vomit their ugly and hate-filled gibberish here every day, that's a hard pill to swallow for the man upstairs.

    Lot of misbehavin going on. Not heeding his word. Running around with pickles and flashlights in their mouth, or being straight out paid for oral sex. The big man made it pretty clear he sees no distinction.

    I lobbied for mercy for both of them, but I just got my buy one get one free Art of the Deal/$59.99 DJT MAGA bible collectors pack.
    I was reminded while reading Art of the Deal to never enter a negotiation you weren't willing to walk away from. I almost got up and walked out from the big guy, but then decided their salvation couldn't break up a solid deal.


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    Criminal blacks hiding under guise of racism no longer plays, what is worse is whites that stick up for criminal blacks.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Criminal blacks hiding under guise of racism no longer plays, what is worse is whites that stick up for criminal blacks.
    As jeebus intended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
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    This will get you to Hell.
    Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.

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    When you Joos cook your Easter ham do not line the bottom of the oven with aluminum foil (with the intent to make clean up easier).

    The aluminum foil makes the oven box pan even hotter and will fuck up your porcelain finish.

    Like the Joos, perhaps you have gotten away with murder so far. Atone now.

    I bought a new gas (Rebublican ✅) oven and the burner is under the oven box. Thus, the bottom is especially hot.

    Called up AppliancePartsPros for the replacement part and the tech on the phone said even he made the same mistake in his younger wilder days.

    If WillieMcFML was still PFA this never woulda happened. How could you Druff?

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    A huge joke obviously, but not if you live near me.

    This city simply shuts down for most anything but add any religious bullshit and we're talking about
    four days off in a row. Not just government workers.
    It's very Roman Catholic and no one dares complain about paid days off.

    Maybe one

    Jesus Christ Almighty

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    Not religious and dont care about Easter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Not religious and dont care about Easter.
    then don't post about it idiot
    this video is pure accident.
    Canadian goslings who almost identical to their parents are
    realizing they might just be able to fly. The swimming and grass eating was good but you say we get to do what?



    I do have an agenda and that is to be perma banned by my friend Todd.

    Much fun to be made but "do not fag up the forum" were words that resonated with me.

    Not now. No one left to piss off.

    big joke

     
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    Saw a lot of jesus signs on 95, to FLorida. Best one was jesus gave his life so you could have yors

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    Hope everybody had a Good Friday and has a happy Easter.

     
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    Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO View Post
    Saw a lot of jesus signs on 95, to FLorida. Best one was jesus gave his life so you could have yors
    Praise Jebus!!

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    Point of interest. As a real human might notice, the Canadian Goose/Geese/Gezzer have, has,it,they, um,returned as ten days ago.

    Why leave? Fair question. Why come back?
    equally fair

    The reason for flying south has been determined. Exponentially more discarded fast food wrappings the U.S.

    The U.S.
    I could do a half hour on those two letters beside each other

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