Here's the response republicans should have given:Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Here's the response republicans should have given:
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For the years, 2021, 2022, 2023 I bought 6000 gallons of gas for a vehicle that does 18/24 mph. So I was acutely aware of what I was paying for gas. It was above $4 a gallon for most of that time. The highest I paid was $5.20 a gallon.
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Ever since Bobby Jindal, Republicans have fucked up the SOTU response. It’s become a tradition.I just caught that nutjob Britt response. You weren’t joking about it being bad. It was like a mix of some SNL skit with the most horrible acting audition ever. She made a complete fool of herself. It’s hard to believe that’s an actual Senator. Some random house rep from some weird inbred town would be one thing, but that performance out of a sitting senator is astounding.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ speech last year, while not great, was a masterpiece compared to most of the others.
This was probably the worst one.
And it didn’t have to be. Why didn’t she just talk like this?
https://twitter.com/senkatiebritt/status/1765944735154274774
Shout out to Joe Kennedy in 2018, who was literally drooling during the speech.
Have you ever spoken to someone with Downs Syndrome?Ever since Bobby Jindal, Republicans have fucked up the SOTU response. It’s become a tradition.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ speech last year, while not great, was a masterpiece compared to most of the others.
This was probably the worst one.
And it didn’t have to be. Why didn’t she just talk like this?
https://twitter.com/senkatiebritt/status/1765944735154274774
Shout out to Joe Kennedy in 2018, who was literally drooling during the speech.
She's just meeting the audience where they're at, good social skills.
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https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1765966207084028338
I just wonder what kind of shit they have him on? Adderall, possibly straight up meth in the prescription version (Desoxyn), Focalin XR?
fucking insanityHere's the response republicans should have given:
they use this old creep as a puppet (biden) due to his voice and cadence tricking retarded people the best of anyone else available
reality tv freak shit
it's ovah
RichardBrodiesCombover has aids
Team Retard racing to move goalposts faster than mickeycrimm racing his van to a dead man's gravesite.
Listen to the SOTU response, faggots, and see what your party thinks of you. Can't imagine being pandered to like I'm literally retarded.
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No one has made a bigger fool of himself this month than Tucker. Got mocked by Putin while making a joke of himself grocery shopping and in awe of how great Russia was.Here's the response republicans should have given:
But the worst was that Lex Fridman interview. Lex had a hard time keeping a straight face. Rambling on about how wonderful cities were in 1985. Does this idiot think he’s 90 and no one remembers 1985? Some cities are worse, many are much better than 1985.
Murder was worse in 1985. Those of us who remember 1985 recall every talking head going on about how horrible crime was and wishing for the 1950s, which was actually an idyllic time.
I didn’t have any respect for him before that because I remembered how dumb he was on crossfire, but that interview took it from just middling intellect to someone actively lying to his moronic base with the short term memory of a house fly. Everything out of his mouth that interview was nonsense and no one is that stupid. For me, he went from harmless dumbass to actually malevolent with that last month of utter fiction.
He would have been better than that chick because anyone in the world would be better, but he would have been lying with every word.
For those few idiots still saying "OMG the speech was so good", keep in mind that you were cheering for copypasta.
https://twitter.com/itsreallyleah/status/1766125803790794762
Funny how he keeps making the exact same promises year after year, and not keeping them. Does a great job bringing out the clapping seals, though.
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I run with some pretty wealthy people, right and left. Not one person I run with watched this last night. Not one even myself. It could have been a reincarnation of Abe Lincoln last night and I still would have not watched it. Hard to believe people spent 2 hours circa 10pm watching a liberal campaign speech. Who does that? Like anyone will change a vote watching an aging elderly man read a teleprompter. Wow.
During his State of Ukraine speech Biden said nothing about alleviating high food, fuel prices. Or the high crime rate. And nothing about the high mortgage rates. Must have slipped his mind. Probably to busy enjoying the blowjob Sloppy was giving him under the podium.Team Retard racing to move goalposts faster than mickeycrimm racing his van to a dead man's gravesite.
Listen to the SOTU response, faggots, and see what your party thinks of you. Can't imagine being pandered to like I'm literally retarded.
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For the years, 2021, 2022, 2023 I bought 6000 gallons of gas for a vehicle that does 18/24 mph. So I was acutely aware of what I was paying for gas. It was above $4 a gallon for most of that time. The highest I paid was $5.20 a gallon.
Your Rascal goes 18-24 mph? Do you wear a helmet?
for most of the SOTUS i watched Speaker Johnson reactions (head shakes, tightly pursed lips, eye rolls, eyebrow raises)...disappointed he did not tear up his speech copy...i was counting Biden's verbal stumbles but i ran out of fingers and toes
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
Brother that's new model numbers, I'm sure mick knows his Salvation Army beater tops out around 6.
Your Rascal goes 18-24 mph? Do you wear a helmet?
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Any person choosing Trump or Biden over RFK Jr is a brainwashed retard period!
Yes you are!
"Trump's election will be the biggest 'Fuck You' ever recorded in human history." Michael Moore.
I never thought I would ever see this. Moore endorses Trump and gives his reason why. It's a very good reason. And it explains why working stiffs support Trump:
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I’m all for this guy….in 4 years.
BigDick convinced me for Trump this go around.
We need someone super strong to clean the devastation Biden has caused.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Ronald Reagan
That Michael Moore piece is amusing but he's a piece of shit for misleading everyone by endorsing democracy.
Nobody likes Biden or Trump, so how is that there's no realistic way get a better candidate?
Because in a Democracy elections are decided by the media, not by the people.
Everyone needs to face reality, in it's current form DEMOCRACY SUCKS! Wether it's Biden, Macron, Trudeau, Trump, Pelosi, McConnel, Graham etc.,..
Nobody likes any of them them and no honest person can say work for the good of the people that voted for them. But year after year
they're still in power, starting pointless wars and bringing in third world refugees.. Democracy is so rigged that there's
not a single person in the House or Senate that's truly against war or against immigration.. Let that sink in.
It's going to be epic to see how bad Trump and the gop fucks over their base. Yeah keep telling yourself he's antiwar. Keep telling yourself
he's anti immigration.[
theres an important grain of truth here.
china has fast rails and lots of other incredible infrastructure advancements because its not burdened by paperwork and politics the way western democracies are.
but the dark side is they also roll out shit like social scores and population control mandates and cant complete on the global stage without vampircally syphoning tech from .. wait for it... western democracies.
plus lets be real i have trees on my property older than america, and can anyone say our democracy has aged well? does this feel stable and sustainable to anyone right now?
cryptobuddhist ecofascism is the only answer.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
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