Obama paddleboarder death getting very interesting

[NaturalBornHustler]

First they weren't there. Then they were there. Then there was the very odd fact that the reporting party is left blank on police report (despite thousands of other reports from same department, zero with blank spaces there), and we still don't know who was with this guy when he "drowned" (in 8ft of water despite being a good swimmer). There were 2 people present.

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Then we have Obama looking like this today....

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But hey nothing to see here! Presidential chefs appear to die all the time from drowning. Just like the Clinton's did.

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The world of left wing politics is so full of coincidences isn't it? Over and over again, so many coincidences. That all end up with people very close to powerful people dying in unforeseen circumstances.

It should also be pointed out that the chef was 6'1. The average reach of a 6'1 person is just over....8 feet. So if his feet were literally on the bottom of the pond, you could still see his hand reaching slightly out of water. He could raise up with his legs and get his head above the water more than likely if he really wanted to.

[lol wow]

heavy blacks arent great at swimming zero conspiracy you weird nerd

[Morgan Freeman's Voice]

It was, in fact, not very interesting. And within a few days, no one but the dumbest kids you knew in high school cared or even remembered.

[lol wow]

can we get a list of the obamas favorite dishes this guy cooked is the real question

[lol wow]

im expecting the most basic shit like OH HE MADE THE BEST CHEESECAKE his shrimp on top over cooked grits was their favorite that is the real scandal thats why hes dead

[sonatine]

you know there was an uncomfortable amount of okra involved.

[Sanlmar]

oh wow

[BetCheckBet]

Team retard please elect a better spokesperson. There are actually some legitimate anti dem stuff you could talking about right now

Never go full retard

[BetCheckBet]

Also if you wanna be a fucking moron about it guess what? Clinton’s and Obama”s chefs also both served bush. That’s right two chefs for Bush both died from drowning.

[lol wow]

you know there was some awful over the top salmon thing on the menu like weve all seen black instagram cooks its not great

[lol wow]

or just the most basic mac and cheese but add lobster

[NaturalBornHustler]

heavy blacks arent great at swimming zero conspiracy you weird nerd

Oh really? This is the chef, looking like he is swimming quite well! You fucking retard loser. He was in great shape BTW, like 210lbs at 6'1

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/ne...-progress.html

[lol wow]

lol 210 are you okay retard

[lol wow]

but seriously the over preponderance of seafood in black peoples instagram mac anc cheese and thinking its fancy makes me think drowning is facebooks fault tine are we on a lawsuit here or no

[DJ_Chaps]

heavy blacks arent great at swimming zero conspiracy you weird nerd

Oh really? This is the chef, looking like he is swimming quite well! You fucking retard loser. He was in great shape BTW, like 210lbs at 6'1

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/ne...-progress.html

WE ALL THINK YOU ARE THE RETARD LOSER FOR INSINUATING THAT OLD MAN OBAMA BEAT HIS 6'1 "GREAT SHAPE" CHEF TO DEATH.

[Sloppy Joe]

Team Retard stays a hummin'

[Entropy]

I like a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy but this has a Clinton body count kind of feel to it.
Full disclosure, I haven't looked at the OP's evidence just like I haven't listened to the whistleblowers who claim we recovered aliens.
The right has zero cred when it comes to anything regarding Obama and Clinton.

While we're at it.

[DJ_Chaps]

I like a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy but this has a Clinton body count kind of feel to it.
Full disclosure, I haven't looked at the OP's evidence just like I haven't listened to the whistleblowers who claim we recovered aliens.
The right has zero cred when it comes to anything regarding Obama and Clinton.

While we're at it.

SO YOU COUNTER THIS NONSESNE WITH THE MICHELLE OBAMA NONSENSE. LOL RIGHT ON.

[JeffDime]

For what it’s worth the bandaids on the non-glove wearing hand are most likely golf blisters. Pretty common.

[PROUDBOY MAGA 2024]

For what it’s worth the bandaids on the non-glove wearing hand are most likely golf blisters. Pretty common.

Spot on. Always great comments/ analysis from former Chrissy thread pioneer Dime.