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    D Lucky: Social media slot player charging people over $1700 to spend 10 minutes with him

    D Loser, er, D Lucky update from EZ Slots tonight...guy is a piece of work:

    Why why why do people fall for this crap?!!!:


     
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    I watched the EZ Slots video tonight, which included two TikTok videos from people who lost with D Lucky. One guy described the process he went through just to get to the point where he actually met up with this scammer. It’s quite amazing how sophisticated the scam is. He’s got a few people working with him to set things up including communicating with the marks, making sure they show up at specific times and places, making them sign a (likely non-legal) NDA, and making sure they go to the cage and exchange cash for slot vouchers (not sure why this is done but oh well). From the sounds of it there must be at least a half dozen people involved in this scam. It’s a pretty well-oiled machine…minus the part where he apparently now is banned from all MGM peripheries. Seems like Wynn and Resorts for the moment don’t care.

    What I also found interesting is when the guy in the TikTok video describes the number of people that were actually waiting to meet with D Lucky. Is this guy seriously that popular? On that day alone it sounded like he met with 8-10 people That would be $15K of revenue just for those. Very disturbing that there are that many idiots who would fall for this on a daily basis. But then again…this guy is connected to Vegas Dave so I’m sure he’s been well schooled in how to make a scam like this work.

     
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    Great job by EZ Slots for exposing this D Lucky clown.

    It’s absolutely pathetic people fall for it.

    The dude in the second TikTok video shows up wearing a D LUCKY HAT! LOL

    He is all excited, then he gets a text saying his “experience” was being moved from the Wynn to EL CORTEZ LOL



    10:08 mark:

    Keep in mind they are playing $100 Spins.

    “We didn’t hit nuthin’, not a damn dollar...”
    “...I will say, he hooked it up with drinks”
    Is this dude not aware that the casino will give you anything you want by playing $100/spin?? This dude literally thinks D Lucky bought the drinks!

    I’m fucking speechless, this shit is unreal.


    In all seriousness, before I started following these gambling scammers, I had no idea that people actually exist that will give these people money.

    They are knowingly giving a guy money to pick a “winning machine”, then they show up wearing his apparel.




    EZ Slots, if you read this, I was somewhat surprised as well that the Wynn would take a sponsorship from him. These slot tournaments they will let anyone sponsor them. He will have to pay something like 15k up front, then he will get a commission on any number, let’s say over 100 entries (not sure the exact cutoff). I agree, Wynn should have done their due diligence. Hopefully if enough of us contact them they may pull the plug on this scamming piece of shit.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: PV, there are people who troll casinos and practically live there by leeching off whales and naive slot players. I know a guy who does it every day and security does NOTHING! It’s shocking!!
      
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    Something that I found very telling is the fact that he moved the session from the Wynn to the El Cortez. If you arnt familiar with the El Cortez, it’s literally in the running for shittiest casino in Vegas.

    EZ says D Lucky is banned from all MGM properties. There certainly are better places besides El Cortez. I do think El Cortez was the planned casino all along, and it gets changed last minute to possibly prevent others from showing up.

    I would like to know if the players used their own players card?

    I could see a situation where D Lucky has an agreement with EL Cortez to receive some type of kickback.

     
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    I'm going to do a radio segment about D Lucky next week.

    In the meantime, I want to let you guys know that a PFA Radio listener contacted the Wynn and killed that tournament at the Wynn. Apparently this person had some contacts over there, and was able to convince them that D Lucky was a fraud, and it would make them look terrible.

    LOL @ the Wynn not doing a simple google search before letting this shifty fool hold a tournament there. Dreadful.

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    D Lucky has a much slicker and more carefully constructed operation than Christopher Mitchell. The difference is that D Lucky is likely at least a semi-intelligent guy, whereas Christopher Mitchell is a certified idiot.

    Unlike Christopher Mitchell, D Lucky is very cautious in his language. He IMPLIES he is a big slot winner and is providing you with valuable information, but he does not directly state it. He also does not promise you will win (or be a favorite to win) if you do one his $1795 "experiences", where you spend a whopping 10 minutes with him.

    Let's start by looking at his claim on his "About" page:

    D LUCKY is regarded as one of the most elite slot machine players in the world after setting numerous records for consistent payouts in Casino Slot Play since 2006.

    Now D LUCKY brings his knowledge and expertise to the public so anyone who is interested in playing slot machines can do so with the inside tips and strategies from the most successful slot machine player in the world.
    Is he "one of the most elite slot machine players in the world"? Obviously not. Those would be advantage slots players, who painstakingly search for machines temporarily in +EV states. I doubt that D Lucky does this.

    But notice he does not directly claim to be a winning slots gambler! He only claims to have set "numerous records for consistent payouts in Casino Slot play since 2006". That doesn't mean he's winning -- just that he's getting consistent payouts. If you put in $100 every day and you cash out $50 in each session, you're losing $50 per day, but you're still getting "consistent payouts". In fact, he's not even talking about cashouts. He's talking about PAYOUTS, which means a single slot pull where you get more than zero. A $100 slot pull returning $1 would be considered a payout. So the above claim implies to novices that he's a winner, but the actual claims mean nothing and he can easily prove them via their literal meaning.


    Now let's take a look at the $1795 D Lucky Experience description:

    D Lucky Las Vegas Experience - $1,795.00 (PER PERSON) - NON REFUNDABLE!

    This is our most popular experience in Las Vegas.

    The D Lucky Experience is a great way to learn about Las Vegas. This experience is a meet and greet with D Lucky in a Las Vegas High Limit Slot room. Every day it will be a different High Limit slot room. D Lucky will take the time to show you around a High Limit Las Vegas slot room and what slot machines he really likes. Learn and have fun with D Lucky.

    This is a 10 min experience. Example of casinos we will meet at: Wynn, Bellagio, MGM Grand, Circa, The D, Downtown Casinos, Mandalay Bay, Aria, Cosmopolitan, Venetian, and Encore. (Every day will be a different casino and a different experience.)

    What's included in the D Lucky Las Vegas Experience?

    1. Thumbs Up Photo Op (1 Photo Per Person)
    2. Swag Bag (QTY: 1)
    3. Meet and Greet with D Lucky (10 Mins)
    This is only a promise of a meet-and-greet. Meeting D Lucky for 10 minutes for $1795 would be no different than paying $1795 to meet and take a photo with baseball superstar Aaron Judge. If you met with Aaron Judge, nobody would promise that you'd become a better baseball player, and by the same token, D Lucky is NOT promising above that you will win while gambling with him. This is being sold as a celebrity meetup, but it's implied that it's more. Let's read the rest of it:

    Optional Add on During the Meet and Greet - FREE (read below) – D Lucky Jackpot Experience

    D Lucky Jackpot Experience – FREE optional add on service

    KEEP 100% OF THE JACKPOTS YOU HIT.

    No Guarantees No Guarantees No Guarantees

    This is just for fun.
    Slots is not a way to earn $$$ if you are in need of it.
    Odds are Against you.

    Most people that come to Las Vegas never get a chance to hit a jackpot on a slot machine. In Las Vegas there are thousands of Jackpots hit every single day. D Lucky by far hits more jackpots then anyone else in Las Vegas on a yearly basis. He's now giving everyone a chance to play slots the way he plays slots.
    This is why D Lucky is so much smarter than Christopher Mitchell. Rather than posing as a "gambling coach" and promising to "change your life" like Mitchell does, D Lucky is simply providing a "free optional add-on" where he suggests slots for you to play. He's VERY CAREFUL to state that there are "No Guarantees" and that "Odds are Against you".

    By making the slot play free, nobody can sue him for the $1795 back, claiming that he didn't live up to the promise of being a slot expert. You are paying the $1795 to simply meet him and take a photo with him, and the slot stuff is just an optional thing he'll do for you voluntarily, for no additional money. Clever!



    He goes on to write:

    WHY PLAY SLOTS WITH D LUCKY?

    FUN, EXCITING, CREATE MEMORIES, FRIENDSHIPS, AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF POSSIBLY HITTING JACKPOTS AND LIGHTING UP MACHINES “JUST LIKE THAT!”



    How does the D Lucky Jackpot Playing Experience work?

    Jackpots hit very quickly just like the LIVE videos D Lucky shows on Instagram, Tik Tok, and Youtube. That means these sessions will be very quick between 5-10 minutes. If a jackpot doesn't hit within 5-10 minutes, it's not worth chasing after. You'll learn this and many other things in this D Lucky Slot Playing Experience. Bring $1,000 minimum up to $5,000.00 of slot play to hit a jackpot with D Lucky.

    You will bring $1,000 minimum up to $5,000.00.

    The optional free jackpot experience will consists of D Lucky picking out the best slot machines for you and explaining why he thinks these machines are the best ones to hit a jackpot on.

    You will play your $1,000 Minimum up to $5,000.00 MAX to hit jackpots u keep 100% of any jackpot hit.

    No Guarantees, however if you like slots this is your best opportunity to learn and play with the best! Possibly get a Jackpot!
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    This is a Free service. In the event that there are no good machines to play, D Lucky can reschedule the D Lucky Jackpot Experience or cancel the event at his own discretion.

    So again, this is just a "free service" where you play slots with him "for fun" for 5-10 minutes. Nothing is guaranteed, and D Lucky only promises to explain to you why he "thinks" certain machines are best. That's carefully phrased. Notice he's not purporting to TEACH you which machines are best, but rather just what he THINKS are best. Kind of like if someone asks me for a football pick for the upcoming Sunday, and I tell them, "I think the Bengals are the best bet this week." They couldn't sue me if the Bengals didn't cover, and they lost their money. I'm only giving them my free opinion on what I think is the best pick. Same thing here with D Lucky's description of his slot advice.

    This whole thing is highly implied to be buying the services of an expert helping you win, but is carefully worded to where he's only guaranteeing a meetup and a picture. However, make no mistake -- just about everyone forking over this $1800 is doing so because they believe he's really going to help them win at high limit slots!




    He also sells slot tips packages, which presumably come in some sort of written or video form.

    The most expensive one is the "ultimate bundle package of slot tips" for $995.

    It's described this way:

    SLOT TIPS ULTIMATE BUNDLE PACKAGE RETAIL PRICE $2,541.00

    NOW IT'S AVAILABLE FOR $995.00 FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.

    PACKAGE INCLUDES:

    BRAND NEW - Over 12 Casinos, Over 10 different slot machines, and High Limit Dragon Cash, High Limit Dragon Link, and High Limit Dollar Storm slot machines.

    WE ARE INCLUDING THE DRAGON LINK HIGH LIMIT SLOT TIPS. THIS IS NORMALLY A STAND ALONE PACKAGE FOR $399.00. AFTER THIS SPECIAL THIS PACKAGE WILL NOT BE INCLUDED IN ANY BUNDLE:

    DRAGON LINK HIGH LIMIT SLOT TIPS - $399.00

    These slot tips can possible give you insights to how D Lucky plays the high limit dragon link machines and what he looks for.
    First off, LOL @ the "retail price" of $2541. How is that a "retail price" if it's only sold on this site for $995?

    That aside, notice he's only selling you "tips on 10 different slot machines" and 12 casinos (presumably the location of these 10 machines).

    These might actually be real tips, though likely not all that valuable. He probably provides at least very basic info of when to play/not-play certain progressive type slots machines, including must-hits and big/middle/small jackpots. It is true that these machines vary in their EV depending upon the current jackpot amount, from horrible to +EV. It is very possible that he provides you with those numbers as to when you can play these machines for them to be +EV.

    The problem here is that this is a lot easier said than done. These machines have to be painstakingly stalked in order to find them in +EV state, and often when they are, someone is already playing them (or has been stalking them before you).

    Advantage slot play is not fun or sexy. It's very boring, tedious, and requires a lot of walking around and casino hopping. That's not what gamblers enjoy.

    While it's possible he is (for once) providing useful info here which is worth SOME money, I doubt it's worth $995, and the customer base won't quite understand how boring/tedious/frustrating it will be to utilize if they just want to have fun gambling. Were this marketed to would-be advantage players who know what they're getting into, this would be different, provided the info was useful.


    But could you win a lawsuit against him for any of this? Probably not. Very slick.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I'm going to do a radio segment about D Lucky next week.

    In the meantime, I want to let you guys know that a PFA Radio listener contacted the Wynn and killed that tournament at the Wynn. Apparently this person had some contacts over there, and was able to convince them that D Lucky was a fraud, and it would make them look terrible.

    LOL @ the Wynn not doing a simple google search before letting this shifty fool hold a tournament there. Dreadful.

    looking forward to your radio segment on this pos.

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    I don't know if this is real, but apparently MGM stopped allowing filming of your play due to him...(pretty sure he used to operate outta MGM, but now is "on the run" to places like Resorts World and El Cortez)...



    And here someone has taken a video of D Lucky while he is filming one of his experience takers. That may or may not be a henchman beside him.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@motherofslot...=1670821553888

    Also, man is this guy popular with Hawaiians...what is up with that?

     
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    One of the things I initially suspected and I brought up previously in this thread is questioning if D-Lucky was using HIS players card when his clients are playing their money.

    I assumed he was as this would amount to 10’s of thousand of dollars monthly in free play for D Lucky on the clients play. The casino will not like this.

    The first video I watch he says “MY CARD”. So he is playing on HIS not the clients players card.

    If anyone in the casino industry is reading this you better lock his cards. This is another reason he probably changes casinos.

    Im sure he’s getting HUGE free play. It Wouldn’t surprise me if he is getting at least 2k week 4x/month at EACH casino since they are running huge coin in on massive -EV. My guess is he is probably a degenerate and doesn’t know how to successfully convert the free play into cash and walk away with the money.

    He could easily be generating $100k month in free play with this scam.

    20 second mark: “My card” “So I can get the points” LOL




    The casino really doesn’t need a reason to 86 him.

    Whoever the reader was that talked to Wynn and got the slot tournament axed, you may want to tell them to axe his players card as well.

     
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    Forum Wars: Ah, these guys in this video are mocking him, PV. It's a parody video - that's not D Lucky off camera



    lol I should have known better!

    Watching theses scammers can make my blood boil at times, so I will only watch a limited amount of it. I should have watched a video from D Lucky Channel.

    Since the guy in the video playing DLucky used “his card”, I’m thinking that may be something D Lucky actually does.

     
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    Dlucky charges for the experience. Prostitutes try the same analogy of charging for time spent with them not the sex act how does Lucky get away with it while prostitutes don't. Still listening and someone else brought up this same exact point. Even dumber analogy is the 150 roses for 1 hour .
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    The insufferable D Sucky shows his "haters" why HE is the GOAT. He seems very intoxicated and determined to show up his detractors in this video. He's betting like he's on full tilt after cashing out for a few stacks at the cage. This of course doesn't prove he's ahead, but why let the truth get in the way of a good story folks?

    He plops down on a Baccy table and goes full Degen, placing $25 - $100 on every side bet imaginable, not realizing many of them cancel each other out! He also bets red on every side bet for the dealer, having No clue of the payouts or how tipping works. He's just trying to show how "generous" he is. Wonder if those people who paid $1800 for 10 minutes get any of their money back from Mr. Generosity??

    He hits a Cloud 9 Payout for 10-1 on a $100 bet plus the Dragon a few times whilst pressing like a degen on a Player run. He donks off over 1K on the last hand, giving back about 15% of his winnings in one hand... Just like daaaat!

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    Here's a good one I missed... too busy makin Goat Life Cash at my J.O.B.

    Basically the video starts with a "Law enforcement officer" (guy in the Grey Adidas hoodie) endorsing D Sucky and saying 'Hurr hurr I'm gonna prove all you doubters wrong that say D Lucky is a fraud!" ~ Yup, definitely won't come back to Bite him in the Ass later!~




    They waste the opening minutes waiting for his Handpay of $2150. Officer Dipshit gets his handpay and tips NOTHING! D Shitty fails to mention this and yaps on about hitting Back to Back to Back the previous night and showing footage on his OTHER phone. (Why would a guy who is DEFINITELY NOT A FRAUD have two phones?)

    They start on some high denom slots with $500 coin-in, he runs through it in less than 1 minute... Just Like That!

    He puts in another $500, chunks that off in less than a minute... Noticing a Pattern here folks?

    D Shitty sensing the Reels have gone Cold, distracts Officer Dumbass by doing a Free Spin Bonus for Players with prizes ranging from $5-$1000... the mark wins $5 JUST LIKE DAAAAAT!!

    Annnnd another re-buy of $400 (boy that $2150 Jackpot is getting smaller by the second!) Annnnd that gets donked off in under 1 minute. But lucky for Officer Dumb Dumb he gets another Bonus Spin for Free play amounting to $10! What a great rebate ya'll!!

    Machine is Ice Cold and D Shitty quickly drags the mark to another machine in hopes of recouping the $1400 he just made him Donk off in under 5 minutes! Cuz ya know, you PAY this Clown $1800 for his Expert Slot Advice?!?

    D Sucky just HAS to show you a Big Wad of Bills... hmmmm, who else do we know Loses his Ass in Casino's's's and constantly flashes Money at the camera?

    Now they play the Dragon Link for ANOTHER $1000, can't wait to see how this goes???

    Because according to other Professional Gamblers, who are certainly not scamming frauds, the Greater Risk you Take, The More Money You Shall Make!?!?!

    At $50 per spin, Officer Dipshit constantly misses any Bonuses, Big Pays or anything worthwhile. But of course, D Lucky is NOT A FRAUD and TOTALLY LEGIT!

    The $1000 quickly dwindles to nothing and D Shitty diverts attention to the Free Spin game under the actual Money bets above. Annnnnd the video cuts out early(conveniently) before we see his Last Bonus Free Play award of $10.

    So for those keeping track.

    Officer Shit for Brains spent $1800 for 10 minutes for someone who is "Legit" at guiding people to riches and in those 10 minutes he managed to go up $350(after D lucky fees but BEFORE Taxes paid on his W-2G) and then in LESS than 10 minutes donked off $2400... Just like Daaaaat!

    What a Great service this Gay Faced, Midget Man offers! Who wouldn't want those kind of results??

     
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    If you ever needed proof that D Sucky is a total ploppy, here’s the video proof!



    He gets a sucker to sit down at a $100 minimum Baccy table with $1000… this is not including the $1800 you hand over to have this Gay face Asian moron “guide” you to riches!

    They open with a free hand and Banker wins!

    D Shitty tells the mark to bet $100 on Player and Marky Mark gets Natural 8 for a win!

    Up $100 just like daaaaaat!

    Next hand , sucker plays $100 on Player and gets dealt a 3 and Banker has 6. Player draws a dud and loses… Just like that!

    D Sucky senses the tide has turned and advises the mark to sit out and deal a Free Hand.

    Banker wins the next 5 in a row! And D Lucky says “Hurr hurr see we woulda lost all those hands! So we saved money!?!”

    Remember folks, THIS is the guy you paid $1800 for elite advice in Baccarat, a game where you can play EITHER side and ride these streaks to untold riches. But D Sucky says “Don’t bet on Banker, Banker is bad and THEY say it has the advantage, but it doesn’t!”

    Clearly exemplified in this 6 Banker streak in the beginning of the shoe!

    D Sucky also has another gem of wisdom and says “Every Red dot that comes up on the board, means the greater the chance a Blue dot comes up next!” Hahahahaha, cuz we all know past results absolutely affect the outcome of the Next Random Hand!?!

    So he convinces the mark to bet $300 on Player despite the last 5 hands coming up Banker and Banker has Natural 8 and wins! Gee, who woulda thought???

    D Sucky “advises” the sucker should play $200 on Player and gets dealt a Natural 8 on player for the win! So only down $100 now!

    Another bet of $300 on Player and sucker wins again! Now up $200… just like daat! But had they played that banker run with bets of $200,$300,etc. after each Banker win they’d be up $2700 minus the commission of $135 for total profit of $2565! But remember Banker bad cuz of dat commission thingy. So always bet on Player!

    The rest is just the usual back and forth where he’s up $300-400 then loses it and it continues til the end!

    Only fun is the first 5-6 minutes when D Lucky spouts off his Ploppy nonsense.

     
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    Tellafriend: clown music
    I think the old 'Oriental Chopsticks theme' would be more appropriate considering how much stupidity and superstition that D Shitty manages to spew in ONE video!

    Just finished watching it and noticed that Not One, not Two, but 3 Large Bonus payouts hit with $0 wagered for the so called "Baccarat and Slot Jackpot Expert"... Normally he’s got a bigger chubby placing $25-$100 bets on all of them like a fat kid grabbing Halloween candy from a Bowl that says “Take One!”

    Dragon 7 for 40-1 hits early then a few hands later, the Blazing 7 where both sides Tie with a 3 card Seven for 200-1 hits (which gets D Sucky's tiny pecker hard and he starts blabbering on about how HE would've hit $20,000 on it cuz he always bets $100 on the Bonus... 'Just in Case') But ya know, "Hurr hurr he left his bankroll at home...

    And last a Cloud 9 hits where both sides hit a 3 card 9 tie for 75-1.

    So D Sucky ultimately convinces the Mark to place sucker side bets and wouldn't ya know the Dragon Blazing 7 hits again, but it's ONLY for 50-1 on a $25 bet! D Lucky instantly goes "Hurr durr would've been $5000 if you bet $100..." No shit sherlock, and would've won $285 million if you Bet on 6 out of 6 Powerball numbers!

    Anyways, Sucker loses the LAST bet and D Sucky senses trouble tells him to cash out. He "wins" $1750 and tips $25, but again factor in the $1800 you paid this moron to tell "Bet Player, Loser... Bet Again, Another Loss... Ok derrrp sit out... Bet all the sucker bets... GAWT IT!!?!... Just Like Daaaat!"

    So Minus $50 when it's all over and likely on to a Slot machine where he donks off the $2750 like Officer Dipshit did in that live stream clip I put here a week ago! Just Like That!!

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