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    Kelly Preston DD

    Anddd it was not covid, it was breast cancer. Lots of tragedy in Travoltas family, dead retarded son, now wife gone at 57. RIP. Life after 50 is a crapshoot, live right and improve your chances of dodging a bullet.

    Elvis’ grandson just killed himself too.

    Nice to hear of deaths that can’t be pinned politically on the covid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Anddd it was not covid, it was breast cancer. Lots of tragedy in Travoltas family, dead retarded son, now wife gone at 57. RIP. Life after 50 is a crapshoot, live right and improve your chances of dodging a bullet.

    Elvis’ grandson just killed himself too.

    Nice to hear of deaths that can’t be pinned politically on the covid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
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    Anddd it was not covid, it was breast cancer. Lots of tragedy in Travoltas family, dead retarded son, now wife gone at 57. RIP. Life after 50 is a crapshoot, live right and improve your chances of dodging a bullet.

    Elvis’ grandson just killed himself too.

    Nice to hear of deaths that can’t be pinned politically on the covid.
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    We all watched her come apart mentally during the lockdown. It was like some guilty pleasure Netflix documentary about some old lady living at the corner of Menopause and mental illness lane. Started with spending time with family and what’s important, to long walks to fight off the depression, to losing her shit and throwing tantrums every day about noted socialist Mike Dewine and his socialist tester programs.

    All because she couldn’t go throw her old shit at some seventy year old man at the gym who wasn’t even interested.

    Pathetic and the weakest person here mentally. Truly sick. Cheering for the thinning of the herd. Can you imagine people taking you seriously as a Christian when you’re openly cheering old people dying and talking about old man geriatric cock and how you need it right after your I’ll pray for you posts and I’m going to heaven and you all aren’t bs?

    She went fully over the edge and got mentally broke by a few months inconvenience.

     
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    travolta not letting her go out crashing one of his planes into a mountain is a failure as a husband

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    also bald travolta out on the town how long does he fake grieve i want him dating sleezys this instant

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
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    wat
    We all watched her come apart mentally during the lockdown. It was like some guilty pleasure Netflix documentary about some old lady living at the corner of Menopause and mental illness lane. Started with spending time with family and what’s important, to long walks to fight off the depression, to losing her shit and throwing tantrums every day about noted socialist Mike Dewine and his socialist tester programs.

    All because she couldn’t go throw her old shit at some seventy year old man at the gym who wasn’t even interested.

    Pathetic and the weakest person here mentally. Truly sick. Cheering for the thinning of the herd.
    Can you imagine people taking you seriously as a Christian when you’re openly cheering old people dying and talking about old man geriatric cock and how you need it right after your I’ll pray for you posts and I’m going to heaven and you all aren’t bs?

    She went fully over the edge and got mentally broke by a few months inconvenience.
    You are having a bad day obviously. Have you seen Big Dick's posts, guy sits in his underwear all day posting drivel and playing cards.

    Get off of CNN and NPR. The world is not ending. The entire North East has recovered, the virus predictably moved to the south, and come October the virus will effectively be gone. It might come back like the flu in January, but the world is not ending. Calm down.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    We all watched her come apart mentally during the lockdown. It was like some guilty pleasure Netflix documentary about some old lady living at the corner of Menopause and mental illness lane. Started with spending time with family and what’s important, to long walks to fight off the depression, to losing her shit and throwing tantrums every day about noted socialist Mike Dewine and his socialist tester programs.

    All because she couldn’t go throw her old shit at some seventy year old man at the gym who wasn’t even interested.

    Pathetic and the weakest person here mentally. Truly sick. Cheering for the thinning of the herd.
    Can you imagine people taking you seriously as a Christian when you’re openly cheering old people dying and talking about old man geriatric cock and how you need it right after your I’ll pray for you posts and I’m going to heaven and you all aren’t bs?

    She went fully over the edge and got mentally broke by a few months inconvenience.
    You are having a bad day obviously. Have you seen Big Dick's posts, guy sits in his underwear all day posting drivel and playing cards.

    Get off of CNN and NPR. The world is not ending. The entire North East has recovered, the virus predictably moved to the south, and come October the virus will effectively be gone. It might come back like the flu in January, but the world is not ending. Calm down.
    lol, where do these people live? not in reality that's for sure, it's like all they know is CNN doomsday bullshit, get a hold of yourself BCR, christ you're losing it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    also bald travolta out on the town how long does he fake grieve i want him dating sleezys this instant
    He probably has a masseuses cock in his mouth right now.

    Oral fixations are hard to break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    You are having a bad day obviously. Have you seen Big Dick's posts, guy sits in his underwear all day posting drivel and playing cards.

    Get off of CNN and NPR. The world is not ending. The entire North East has recovered, the virus predictably moved to the south, and come October the virus will effectively be gone. It might come back like the flu in January, but the world is not ending. Calm down.
    lol, where do these people live? not in reality that's for sure, it's like all they know is CNN doomsday bullshit, get a hold of yourself BCR, christ you're losing it.
    I like BCR's posts, but let's face it, splitthis is a nurse and puts it on the line every week. The biggest risk BCR takes is going to the golf course. Not sure why he is angry all the time now. If he was so self righteous he would be volunteering at the food bank rather than targeting a first responder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
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    also bald travolta out on the town how long does he fake grieve i want him dating sleezys this instant
    He probably has a masseuses cock in his mouth right now.

    Oral fixations are hard to break.
    He is/was a noted bottom so it's not the mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post

    He probably has a masseuses cock in his mouth right now.

    Oral fixations are hard to break.
    He is/was a noted bottom so it's not the mouth.
    I am no expert #OSA but I thought a bottom was the one accepting the dong whether anal or oral...hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    He is/was a noted bottom so it's not the mouth.
    I am no expert #OSA but I thought a bottom was the one accepting the dong whether anal or oral...hmmm
    Actually you are better off asking #Walter

     
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    lol, where do these people live? not in reality that's for sure, it's like all they know is CNN doomsday bullshit, get a hold of yourself BCR, christ you're losing it.
    I like BCR's posts, but let's face it, splitthis is a nurse and puts it on the line every week. The biggest risk BCR takes is going to the golf course. Not sure why he is angry all the time now. If he was so self righteous he would be volunteering at the food bank rather than targeting a first responder.

    Just because she's changed a few bed pans and adult diapers in her life doesn't make her an expert. Majority of frontline nurses would probably say the exact opposite of what she's spewing.

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    So this was a pretty bad beat for Kelly Preston to die at age 57. Women in general have a better shot at making it into their 80s than men do, and they have far fewer middle-age heart attacks than men, but the breast cancer thing tragically cuts short a lot of female lives, and is in fact the second most common cancer for women.

    I wonder how Travolta is feeling, though. This was a sham marriage for him in the first place. Everyone knows he's gay. I wonder if he will eventually use this as an opportunity to come out. I understand why he was in the closet from the '70s through '90s, but in 2020 being gay isn't going to hurt your acting career. The problem is that his Scientology affiliation is likely going to prevent that, and it wouldn't surprise me if they help arrange another beard for him.

     
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    Had top 10 boobs for sure.

    Mischief was top top as an adolescent boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    wat
    We all watched her come apart mentally during the lockdown. It was like some guilty pleasure Netflix documentary about some old lady living at the corner of Menopause and mental illness lane. Started with spending time with family and what’s important, to long walks to fight off the depression, to losing her shit and throwing tantrums every day about noted socialist Mike Dewine and his socialist tester programs.

    All because she couldn’t go throw her old shit at some seventy year old man at the gym who wasn’t even interested.

    Pathetic and the weakest person here mentally. Truly sick. Cheering for the thinning of the herd. Can you imagine people taking you seriously as a Christian when you’re openly cheering old people dying and talking about old man geriatric cock and how you need it right after your I’ll pray for you posts and I’m going to heaven and you all aren’t bs?

    She went fully over the edge and got mentally broke by a few months inconvenience.
    Ohhh lol, Mr. Wordsworthless kept his spew to a few paragraphs. I think you can do better, let’s face it, you take 5 paragraphs to convey a single thought.

    Listen dumbfuck, a third of RNs leave the field within 2 years, with an average career length of 10 years before bailing. I have done 27 in the hardest areas, geriatrics and community nursing in the worst parts of Cleveland. Seriously, you do not have a fucking clue!

    Ya know what? I didn’t develop a drug abuse problem....what did you say your career was? I have turned in 6 nurses who did have an abuse problem because I gots an issue with people that steal drugs from those that they are supposed to care for.

    Am I fucking nuts and did I have a drinking problem for many years. Sure the fuck am and did, but I cracked it on my own over 2 years ago and there is no going back. It’s funny how you ask God to help you, and He does!

    Do I have things I need to work on? Sure the fuck do! Just like everybody else. I view death differently as most, it comes from years of dealing with it daily firsthand. This world is temporary, it’s sad that those without any beliefs hold on to this shitstorm of an earth as that is all there is.

    As far as the puss goes, 4 candidates, all interested in this old bag of bones.
    1. Guy my age, handsome but overweight.
    2. Hot black guy my age.
    3. 78 year old, sweet with a full head of silver hair. A gentleman.
    4. Mid 60’s guy, super fit, I think he wont be able to handle what’s going on in my head.

    Thinning of the herd protects the herd. It’s science and doesn’t take into account feelings. It happens every hundred years or so.

    I guarantee me at my weakest is stronger than you at your strongest.

    It’s all politics at this point, and I love me a good sparring.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post

    We all watched her come apart mentally during the lockdown. It was like some guilty pleasure Netflix documentary about some old lady living at the corner of Menopause and mental illness lane. Started with spending time with family and what’s important, to long walks to fight off the depression, to losing her shit and throwing tantrums every day about noted socialist Mike Dewine and his socialist tester programs.

    All because she couldn’t go throw her old shit at some seventy year old man at the gym who wasn’t even interested.

    Pathetic and the weakest person here mentally. Truly sick. Cheering for the thinning of the herd. Can you imagine people taking you seriously as a Christian when you’re openly cheering old people dying and talking about old man geriatric cock and how you need it right after your I’ll pray for you posts and I’m going to heaven and you all aren’t bs?

    She went fully over the edge and got mentally broke by a few months inconvenience.
    Ohhh lol, Mr. Wordsworthless kept his spew to a few paragraphs. I think you can do better, let’s face it, you take 5 paragraphs to convey a single thought.

    Listen dumbfuck, a third of RNs leave the field within 2 years, with an average career length of 10 years before bailing. I have done 27 in the hardest areas, geriatrics and community nursing in the worst parts of Cleveland. Seriously, you do not have a fucking clue!

    Ya know what? I didn’t develop a drug abuse problem....what did you say your career was? I have turned in 6 nurses who did have an abuse problem because I gots an issue with people that steal drugs from those that they are supposed to care for.

    Am I fucking nuts and did I have a drinking problem for many years. Sure the fuck am and did, but I cracked it on my own over 2 years ago and there is no going back. It’s funny how you ask God to help you, and He does!

    Do I have things I need to work on? Sure the fuck do! Just like everybody else. I view death differently as most, it comes from years of dealing with it daily firsthand. This world is temporary, it’s sad that those without any beliefs hold on to this shitstorm of an earth as that is all there is.

    As far as the puss goes, 4 candidates, all interested in this old bag of bones.
    1. Guy my age, handsome but overweight.
    2. Hot black guy my age.
    3. 78 year old, sweet with a full head of silver hair. A gentleman.
    4. Mid 60’s guy, super fit, I think he wont be able to handle what’s going on in my head.

    Thinning of the herd protects the herd. It’s science and doesn’t take into account feelings. It happens every hundred years or so.

    I guarantee me at my weakest is stronger than you at your strongest.

    It’s all politics at this point, and I love me a good sparring.
    So we have a guy who gets tested after playing golf and a Nurse on the front line. BCR you really got it packed in on this one.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    We all watched her come apart mentally during the lockdown.
    Huh?
    We all watched Kelly Preston come apart during the lock down?

    I must've been out of the loop, then.
    Because I hadn't heard her name in years.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    We all watched her come apart mentally during the lockdown.
    Huh?
    We all watched Kelly Preston come apart during the lock down?

    I must've been out of the loop, then.
    Because I hadn't heard her name in years.
    Reading comprehension is tough
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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