I lived John-Robert Bellandes life Sunday (The poker part) warning bad beats

[Goodpoop]

I get to the casino and sit at the table around 8:30 Sunday night. I leave 10:30 Monday morning stuck 5 buyins.

I must vent b/c I vented to the wife and she just said things will get better, live and learn and you always learn from mistakes. The wife is a Great person!!!

I started off playing very TAG and was doing great. I was up a few buyins or so and moving along nicely. Had a good read on the table until the dreaded old lady sat. She beat me 5 consecutive hands. The first three were me flopping top 2 and her making some ridiculous runner runner with 69o or some other crap. I finally have AK and flop top 2 against her JJ and move all in. She calls and wins it on the river. The other 2 hands I flopped min. of top pair top kicker and she made 2 pair on the turn and rivered a flush. Thank God that table broke and I played with a table of 5 donkeys. I still lost. My final buyin I went all in with was QQ against 22 and 68. The flop came a 2 and the runner brought 68 a straight, it was only about a $700 pot.

Oh, well flame as I know this site will. My luck stinks and I'm going to go kick the dog b/c the wife took it to well.

[Dan Druff]

If you were really living John Robert Bellande's life, you would have an inexplicable line of people waiting to hand you money to play your next session.

[SixToedPete]

I get to the casino and sit at the table around 8:30 Sunday night. I leave 10:30 Monday morning stuck 5 buyins.

I must vent b/c I vented to the wife and she just said things will get better, live and learn and you always learn from mistakes. The wife is a Great person!!!

I started off playing very TAG and was doing great. I was up a few buyins or so and moving along nicely. Had a good read on the table until the dreaded old lady sat. She beat me 5 consecutive hands. The first three were me flopping top 2 and her making some ridiculous runner runner with 69o or some other crap. I finally have AK and flop top 2 against her JJ and move all in. She calls and wins it on the river. The other 2 hands I flopped min. of top pair top kicker and she made 2 pair on the turn and rivered a flush. Thank God that table broke and I played with a table of 5 donkeys. I still lost. My final buyin I went all in with was QQ against 22 and 68. The flop came a 2 and the runner brought 68 a straight, it was only about a $700 pot.

Oh, well flame as I know this site will. My luck stinks and I'm going to go kick the dog b/c the wife took it to well.

Hey my friend life is tough, tougher still for losers like you.

You could make a career change and become a top notch, door to door Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman.

If not, there's always this:

[Goodpoop]

I get to the casino and sit at the table around 8:30 Sunday night. I leave 10:30 Monday morning stuck 5 buyins.

I must vent b/c I vented to the wife and she just said things will get better, live and learn and you always learn from mistakes. The wife is a Great person!!!

I started off playing very TAG and was doing great. I was up a few buyins or so and moving along nicely. Had a good read on the table until the dreaded old lady sat. She beat me 5 consecutive hands. The first three were me flopping top 2 and her making some ridiculous runner runner with 69o or some other crap. I finally have AK and flop top 2 against her JJ and move all in. She calls and wins it on the river. The other 2 hands I flopped min. of top pair top kicker and she made 2 pair on the turn and rivered a flush. Thank God that table broke and I played with a table of 5 donkeys. I still lost. My final buyin I went all in with was QQ against 22 and 68. The flop came a 2 and the runner brought 68 a straight, it was only about a $700 pot.

Oh, well flame as I know this site will. My luck stinks and I'm going to go kick the dog b/c the wife took it to well.

Hey my friend life is tough, tougher still for losers like you.

You could make a career change and become a top notch, door to door Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman.

If not, there's always this:

I think I love you.