Originally Posted by
donkey
Before the MILF makes Chrissy take down the post:
Christopher Mitchell
January 9th, 2023.....
Today is my 44th Birthday.
It's currently 3:00am and my son is sleeping on top of me in a hotel room.
I'm wide awake, so I figured I'd write a birthday post.
On January 9th, 1979, in Houston, Texas, I came into this world.
As the last forty-four years have flown by, I can't help but think back about my life.
When I was 3 years old, my mom divorced my dad and became a single mother.
When I was 7 years old, I looked my struggling mother in the eyes and made her this promise that I will NEVER forget.....
Mom, someday I'm gonna get rich and when I do, I'm gonna take care of you and you'll never have to struggle again. She started crying.
When I was 9 years old, my mom died of Cancer (stress).
My dad regained custody of me and my brother by default.
When I was 15 years old, I came to a point in my life where I refused to allow my hateful, violent dad to beat me any more.
As a freshman in high school, when I arrived home after school one night, my dad came at me again in one of his usual rages.
I defended myself for the first time and put my dad in the hospital. He and his third wife kicked me out of the house and I became homeless.
When I was 18 years old, I made my way to Los Angeles, California. To make ends meet, I was a Personal Trainer during the day and a Male Stripper at night..... SERIOUSLY.
I was young, alone and depressed. I drove to a cliff in Malibu one day. As my feet hung out over the edge and I looked down at the sharp rocks at the waters edge below, I almost jumped to my death.
For the next several years, I was a drifter. I went from one thing to the next. I bounced around all over the country, living out of my car and extended stay motels for a week at a time.
When I was 27 years old, I got introduced to the industry of Network Marketing.
This changed my life forever. For the first time, I started meeting rich and successful people who would take me under their wing and teach me about Personal Growth and Self Development.
When I was 33 years old, I was living in Southern Florida as a bachelor, enjoying my life with a different woman every night of the week.
That was until two women from Ohio came down for a vacation. One of the ladies was a single MILF named Stacy. I moved to Ohio for her and a year later, we got married.
On my 40th Birthday, Stacy and I flew back down to Florida to go skydiving. That evening, we had sex and she became pregnant with my baby boy.
A week later, I started gambling at the Casino. For the next seven months, I gambled away every single penny that my wife and I had.
I took us both hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. Two months before my baby boy was to be born, my wife said she was going to file for divorce.
I told her if she did, it would be the biggest mistake she would ever make because I was so close to figuring out how to beat the Casino's and pretty soon, I would be rich.
She gave me her blessing and told me I had sixty days to figure this "Gambling Thing" out because we had a baby about to join us.
Within the next two months, I made $50,000 in CASH, just in time for baby Christopher.
As I celebrate 44 years of life today, I can't help but be grateful for so many wonderful blessings.
Throughout my life, I've lost friends, loved ones and lots of money.
I almost committed suicide many times and almost died in a car crash once.
I sat in the county jail a couple of times. Both times because I assaulted someone in public.
Before I met my wife, I was a Playboy who had sex with hundreds of women.
I've moved over 100 times in my life. I've lived in ten different states and I was homeless in five of them.
I've partied with celebrities in huge mansions in Beverly Hills and I've also ate with the homeless living on the streets.
In the last three years, I've made more money than I did in my first forty years combined.
I've stayed in the most upscale, ritziest hotels that a person can dream of.
I've ate in the finest restaurants where a meal for me and my wife is $1,000.
I've flown first class and even on a couple of private jets.
I now give thousands and thousands of dollars away every single month to help the poor.
And for my 44th Birthday, I'm moving into a DREAM home that I've been visualizing for a very long time.
Instead of taking a family vacation to Hawaii or Dubai for my birthday, I decided to put on a Mastermind Event to help people change their lives.
So, as I lay in my hotel room wide awake, I'll be getting up in a few more hours to coach 15 different people who came to meet me from all different parts of America.
I've lived a lifestyle that most people will never be able to imagine.
I have the greatest wife and son that I could have ever wished for.
I'm moving into my dream home that is absolutely ridiculous.
I've got some ridiculously successful friends and mentors.
I do what I love and I get to change people's lives every single day.
I have perfect health, abundant wealth and true happiness that everyone should dream of.
I'm proof that DREAMS REALLY CAN COME TRUE.
Thank you to everyone who believes in me, supports me and calls me their friend.
I love you.❤️
Goat Life Baby.🐐