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    ZD with the catch....
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      TheRivers: Flying the big boy jet (which likely didn’t cost much due to it only being a 1-ish hour flight) back to Vegas.
      
      BedWetterBettor: So he claims to fly in private jets all the time but has only managed to actually do it 3 times in 3 years? Yea, sounds like a fake rich person wannabe to me!
      
      RMS9: If you ask me, this looks like one of those propellor, puddle jumper planes. Probably a $59 flight cost, and with the empty plane, he likes to project he’s on a VIP, invite only type flight. We know the real truth.
      
      zealanddonk: I'm surprised he didnt claim the pilots fell unconcious and Chrissy took over the flying and landed it flawlessly at this point

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    Tariq Reed: Off topic, but I'd like to congratulate New Zealand on the opening of their first Popeyes chicken restaurant in Auckland (Takanini). We will await your food review.


    It'll probably be awhile before I have such a fancy feast as that but I will update this thread when it happens.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: If it were Chrissy, you know he'd running to Popeyes and taking cheesy photos with Drumsticks in his mouth saying "Look Folks, I'm the GOAT of eating Popeyes Chicken and I eat like a Millionaire folks... Colt Life Baby!"
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    @BedWetterBettor: If it were Chrissy, you know he'd running to Popeyes and taking cheesy photos with Drumsticks in his mouth saying "Look Folks, I'm the GOAT of eating Popeyes Chicken and I eat like a Millionaire folks... Colt Life Baby!"

    thats he best thing about Chirssy's brand vs Chrissy's realtiy:

    Brand: 99% Vegan but also King of eating Sushi
    Reality: Whatever greasy food he can find behind the Wendy's dumpster

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I still can't believe he made such a Big Deal out of eating White Castle burgers. 1st, they taste terrible and 2nd, it's been 20 years since anybody even mentioned WC. Chrissy thought "Hurr hurr Harold & Kyle Prescott Go 2 White Castle" will be a hit
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    best one yet, or at least in awhile..... no words.... LMFAO !!


     
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      Forum Wars: M O S T R E T A R D E D P E R S O N O N T H E I N T E R N E T
      
      zealanddonk: If that poor Bubs in the backseat, face down, crying??
      
      BedWetterBettor: @ZD, that's Chrissy's Hemorrhoid Donut for After he sees a Valuable Opportunity to Take it Up the Ass from his next Sugar Daddy! #Colt Life
      
      RMS9: Son’s hockey practice???? Bubs can barely walk. Ain’t no way he’s skating.
      
      TheRivers: It fits right in. Think of how many life events Stacy has now missed with her daughter. Reese just went to the Junior prom…Mom not there to see it.

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    Short version
    "Fuck you NVB, my balls are itchy, gotta gamble!!!!!"

     
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      BedWetterBettor: One Day, NVB will show that video to his Psychiatrist and say "See Doc, this was the day my Sperm Donor Masturbating Dad bailed on me to place a bet, instead of just using the betting app like a normal person!"
      
      1dollarboxcar: BAM !! ++++ x 10.....
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Knights lose last night and Chrissy makes an unhinged video about how great he is for engaging in degenerate gambling behavior… Yea definitely not a coincidence!

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    Wonder how Mike Schulkins is feeling about Chrissy bragging prematurely just like he ejaculated prematurely on Gay Dude’s couches?

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    why would mr. internet better from the comfort of his home/son's practice, with the big boi account no one has ever seen, need to race to the casino when he could just tap it into his phone?

     
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      TheRivers: Because I saw “an opportunity”. He figured out that if you bet a game at a casino it increases the changes that the team you bet on will actually win.
      
      zealanddonk: The hockey league fees were due and chrissy had "left his bankroll at home"

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    Cos he was probably creeping around the bushes like he did awhile back when he did his Forest Gump impression all sweaty and creepy.

    When they asked the kids if anyone knew him, NVB could only oooooooooooook.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: +++++
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Well, I know when I claim to own and run a website, I would probably know which countries have access to the software.

    Unlike Squirtstopher who amazingly has "No Clue" how his GoatLife website functions!


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    This is probably Chrissy playing dumb as to not reveal that it is actually Betonline.ag and he could simply post their website country & region restrictions so Mr. Cambodia can find out if he has access or not.

    Feel free to reach out to this guy and warn him of Chrissy's Lies(if he isn't someone from this forum), however his FB profile is locked to only allow friends. So you would have to make a FB friend request to start that process!

    zealanddonk: The hockey league fees were due and chrissy had "left his bankroll at home"
    Lol, do they even charge for Autistic Midget Pee-Wee Roller Hockey in Vegas?

     
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      TheRivers: The fake millionaire so desperately needs that affiliate money.
      
      1dollarboxcar: don't ever, ever, never double down on anything..... 1 month later doubles down on 10 in this video....
      
      zealanddonk: Interestingly Chrissy's preference is not "Yeahs that illegal" its "Go ahead and attempt something illegal because it helps me"

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    @ 1dollarboxcar: don't ever, ever, never double down on anything..... 1 month later doubles down on 10 in this video....


    Chrissy did rant about idiots doubling any 9/T/11 "Awhile" ago, but also clarified he sometimes does it if he isnt too deep into a big boi progression.

    Thats because if he loses, he neeeds to make an even bigger bet.

    I thought it was do whatever it takes.

     
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      TheRivers: His whole strategy is around winning one in every 6 hands. The no bust doesn’t really matter. But when you double down you’re costing yourself potentially more than one of those 6 hands at a time.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    One other thing:

    when Chrissy rambles on about success, why doesnt he mention the doctor who let Chrissy sleep on his sofa and then gave him a car completely and utterly for free?

     
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      Forum Wars: Stupid stories from the past
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    One other thing:

    when Chrissy rambles on about success, why doesnt he mention the doctor who let Chrissy sleep on his sofa and then gave him a car completely and utterly for free?
    Chrissy knows nothing about success, especially lately, where the only people that still seem interested in his bull are true crackhead types and people from Monrovia who don't know if they can legally play at his affiliate link. Not much of a future, I reckon.

    At least if he showed a single iota of intelligent +EV play...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Well, I know when I claim to own and run a website, I would probably know which countries have access to the software.

    Unlike Squirtstopher who amazingly has "No Clue" how his GoatLife website functions!


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    This is probably Chrissy playing dumb as to not reveal that it is actually Betonline.ag and he could simply post their website country & region restrictions so Mr. Cambodia can find out if he has access or not.

    Feel free to reach out to this guy and warn him of Chrissy's Lies(if he isn't someone from this forum), however his FB profile is locked to only allow friends. So you would have to make a FB friend request to start that process!

    zealanddonk: The hockey league fees were due and chrissy had "left his bankroll at home"
    Lol, do they even charge for Autistic Midget Pee-Wee Roller Hockey in Vegas?
    So Momrosanaro Roe lives in Phnom Penh but is from Revere, Massachusetts. He has two followers and his account is private. Something smells fishy in Boston's Harbor and it isn't the spilled tea.

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      TheRivers: He’s on a holiday in Cambodia (For those that know the band Dead Kenedeys)

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