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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Sonatine said fib

    He’s been admiring nature’s golden ratio in the shower again.

    speaking of which, thats exactly where i came up with my next longs.


    tbd.
    Now you’re being irrational (number)

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    and you guys thought this market going down shit was the new norm for 2020...

    4% rally bitches!!



    OH...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    so for my upcoming trade of the week I'm thinking about:

    buy May 15 calls w/ a 50 strike for $5 on RWM which shorts the Russell 2000 and is trading around 52.37.

    Glad i didn't buy this late Friday


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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    This was a scalp play for sickos before.

    Look at ticker ZOOM.

    MIllemial noobs bought wrong stock while eating fake hamburgers —-> $60. —-> $20


    They say the platform runs smooth as silk.

    Jumped back in at 161, cause why not?
    Can think of a few reasons

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    G7 leader has been moved into the ICU with corona...CHECK
    quarantine still in effect in a decent swath of the country...CHECK
    people losing jobs like it's a fucking bowel movement...CHECK
    Q1/Q2 earnings (at minimum) would have to move up a couple of levels to be complete AIDS...CHECK

    market rallies 6+% and has already tacked on another 2% as I type...amazing, just amazing...

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    dji +3000 by tomorrow market open.
    Don't pay your mortgage = buy more stonks

    DJI +3000

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    Tesla Inc. (TSLA) will cut salaries and furlough non-essential workers at its U.S. facilities until they are able to reopen amid the coronavirus pandemic, the tech news site Protocol reported (https://www.protocol.com/tesla-furloughs- workers-factory-coronavirus) Tuesday night. According to an internal email obtained by Protocol, furloughs will begin Monday, with the goal of ending May 4 if factories reopen then as scheduled. Salaried employees will see temporary 10% pay cuts, while directors' pay will be cut 20% and executives at the level of vice president and above will see 30% cuts, Protocol reported. Tesla announced in late March (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/tes...wn-california- new-york-factories-amid-coronavirus-pandemic-2020-03-19) that it would temporarily shut its Fremont auto factory and Buffalo, N.Y. , solar-panel factory to limit the spread of COVID-19, and last week sharply scaled back operations at its Nevada gigafactory (https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/27/2...a-coronavirus- covid-19). The Buffalo plant may soon reopen to manufacture ventilator components (https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/ local/ tesla -making-ventilators-in-buffalo-new-york-state-leaders-say-thats-not-the-case-right-now/71-21118480-61a7-4f10- af53-830d84a29217).
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    you know the market is trading sideways when fuckin zoom shows no movement overnight/premarket.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Only 21.6% of hotel rooms in the United States were occupied last week, according to new data from hospitality analytics company STR.


    At what point can we expect their stocks to fall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Only 21.6% of hotel rooms in the United States were occupied last week, according to new data from hospitality analytics company STR.


    At what point can we expect their stocks to fall?

    when the fed takes their hand out of the dow jones sock puppet ass.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    @michaeljburry is going all tgull on the lockdown.

    He’s the MD asperger from Michael Lewis book Big Short.

    I guess we are obliged to read it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    Only CNBC would make a 1938 pep rally graphic

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    Weeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    @michaeljburry is going all tgull on the lockdown.

    He’s the MD asperger from Michael Lewis book Big Short.

    I guess we are obliged to read it.
    He actually sounds more like that DTHP guy, except all DTHP’s predictions were we’d have a vaccine by Valentine’s Day and the chance of getting it were same as hitting the lotto. So burry is better at math. But otherwise, he sounds like him almost exactly in many ways. Made me wonder if he reads that guys twitter and regurgitates it because it was similar in verbiage as far as comments on how to approach it in a societal sense. Even the same neck of woods geographically

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    Looks like a red open but maybe not. Futures were off 1.5% last night and are down to under .5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Looks like a red open but maybe not. Futures were off 1.5% last night and are down to under .5

    brrrrrrr
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Tesla flying today.....


    Was the printer turned on at 11:15ish today?

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