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    this guys microdosing has turned into just plain dosing.

    https://twitter.com/omgmediaarchive/status/1730108548049252426
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    At least Hughes had the public decency to hole up in a Vegas penthouse.

     
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    So Elon threatens to ditch Twitter and literally tells the advertisers to quote “go fuck themselves”.

    Great theater but who owns Twitter in a year? The banks?

    Elon sold some of his TSLA stock for roughly half the deal ($22b?) and Morgan & BOA etc did the other half. That’s my memory. Did the banks sell that debt? The deal was still born from the get go. Maybe abortion is a better description. Who woulda bought Twitter debt? I doubt it. There couldn’t have been a market for anything Twitter related.

    I bet the banks still hold the debt and interest rates are obv completely out of hand now. Less revenue & more interest. What a brilliant LBO.

    So the question really is - what is Musk considering? Is his bravado just a mask (musk) for an imminent mercy killing? Musk fucked up the Twitter deal and he is now saving face with little more than a personal flesh wound.

    Maybe Biden’s Ministry of Truth would take Twitter over. this would now belong in Tellafriends thread. Tick tick

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    This tweet is just stupid. “Trust Twitter for honest information”? Twitter is just a collection of posts made by every random yutz with a mobile phone. Honest? wtf is he talking about?

    Perhaps he means “unmoderated” or “unfiltered” by government and advertisers.

    Twitter is still the bathroom wall and that’s great, I suppose.

    Musk is going through an episode of the sort that Grimes used to talk about. The “dark” Musk. He’s a brilliant Aspy with an emotionally troubled past. He’s having trouble once again - only this time he has a stage and likes being on it.

    Credit to Sonatine years ago for dropping Grimes hints and memes. I didn’t get it at first.

    Right now he’s fucking unhinged and it’s fantastic to watch.

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    his inevitable Jesus phase is going to rapidly turn into everyones problem.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    To be fair the Cybertruck may become popular when you need a bulletproof vehicle to move around in some cities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Has that lyric Autism Capital vibe that I love so much

    Curb weight of a Toyota Corolla is almost 3000 lbs

    Cybertruck battery pack is 2850 lbs. extended range another 500 lbs

    Folks gonna get crushed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    you and i both said we wanted one when they first were publicized.

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    Christmas Eve 2023 I a woman in a mini van ran into my Cybertruck in the Walmart parking lot. It’s Fall 2025 and I’m still waiting to have it repaired.

    Why should body work take so long, I wonder?

    I’m still making my payments though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    you and i both said we wanted one when they first were publicized.

    they still have my $100 deposit lol.

    but surprise the range isnt close to what he predicted and they cant put together legos at this point much less cars.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Interesting. i'm unfamiliar with this case, etc.

    https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/1732515628467056765

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Interesting. i'm unfamiliar with this case, etc.

    https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/1732515628467056765
    Schiff wants to sell gold. His mumbo jumbo might or might not contain the smallest kernel of fact.
    The reason all workers deserve a living wage is because all workers need to be alive. Not very complex.

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