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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Somebody slept in today and forgot to turn the money printer on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    You need a Fed EIN for the express cash.

    The grants and loans are more involved. 2 years of tax returns etc
    Justin is giving us 85% of salaries if you can prove you have lost 30% business or greater.

    Trying to have employers keep people around on the cheap for a few months.


    Alternatively we can get interest free loans as well.
    government giving out 40k loans to small business owners and free 10k if you pay 30k back fairly fast.

    gonna do this as should every Canadian business owner.
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    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
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    Justin is giving us 85% of salaries if you can prove you have lost 30% business or greater.

    Trying to have employers keep people around on the cheap for a few months.


    Alternatively we can get interest free loans as well.
    government giving out 40k loans to small business owners and free 10k if you pay 30k back fairly fast.

    gonna do this as should every Canadian business owner.
    Is that through the bank? And where are the details on 10k being a grant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    government giving out 40k loans to small business owners and free 10k if you pay 30k back fairly fast.

    gonna do this as should every Canadian business owner.
    Is that through the bank? And where are the details on 10k being a grant?
    yes through the bank I did get a email this week from them i think regarding.
    Herd it first on the radio and they said $40k loan fro small medium business and repay only $30k if done in the first year.... not 100% on details but have book keeper/wife seeing if we qualify.

    https://www.thestar.com/business/202...-covid-19.html
    Loans:

    The government has launched the Canada Emergency Business Account, which will involve banks soon providing government-guaranteed loans of up to $40,000 for small businesses. Those loans will be interest-free for the first year and up to $10,000 could be waived for repayment.
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    excuse me this is the investment thread.

    if you want to kibitz about ways to rip off the government go here:

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum8/s...476#post890476
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    Chase just cut my credit limits by ~ 50k for literally no reason.
    You try to schedule NetJets for a flight to Antigua and you were short?

    How’d you find out?

    I posted a number of days ago to exercise your line of credit.
    I don’t have much interesting to contribute lately but wonky $ stuff. But heed this advice.

    Whether you just need a backstop or are gonna take advantage of a unique market I suggest you are running out of time with your line of credit. Maybe too late.

    Maybe you saw commercials from Kabbage. They are done talking to you Millenials.

    Kabbage, the online small business lender, has stopped making loans, made big reductions to customer credit lines and temporarily dismissed staff after many of its borrowers have been shuttered by the coronavirus outbreak
    BOA is prolly close to done w/ LOC or they have left you a token of their esteem. Maybe Daly can chime in. (Chime is another lol bubble Financial)

    Buckle up

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    tsla up 10% after hours on delivery numbers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tsla up 10% after hours on delivery numbers.
    1st qtr which is like 10 years ago in relevance

    Some model Y though

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    im more curious to see what it can carry into tomorrows market. its peak (519) is lower than its peak as of tuesday.

    already seeing it trading at 490, thats almost a 30 point drop in the last like 10m.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tsla up 10% after hours on delivery numbers.
    Pick up couple of these and put TSLA down


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    tsla up 10% after hours on delivery numbers.
    Pick up couple of these and put TSLA down


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    I haven't fucked with TVIX in over a week. Learned my lesson after losing 4 months rent in a day. I have taken shares of CCL and UCO though.

    I need something else to keep my mind off of this hell that I am trapped in called a job.


    Those are some sexy sexy plates. I yearn for the day I will be able to slide them on a long steel pole again

     
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    hey so whats a good etf to short if i strongly suspected a third of all mortgages were going to default like... soon....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    hey so whats a good etf to short if i strongly suspected a third of all mortgages were going to default like... soon....
    There has got to be a 2x or 3x. Will look.

    It’s gotta be priced in but yeah, prolly more to give. People are NOT getting the unemployment checks. Maybe some areas are better. The rent forebearance movement is all trendy with cuddly corporate CEO types too today. This surprises me.

    The care and feeding of the worker is uber fashionable and I’m taking notice. Left wing populism is bigger than I understand methinks.

    All I know is REIT and all that were taken out back and shot. I felt like I missed it. So I moved on. commercial mortgage backed shit straight murdered.

    The remote Zoom service economy in your jammies is gonna change commercial real estate forever.

    So much happening so fast that you feel like a fat kid at Golden Corral with only 10 minutes

    It’s a bloodbath.

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    Back in the day a buddy of mine shorted Prologis and made a LOT of money. Would be HOF to do it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
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    hey so whats a good etf to short if i strongly suspected a third of all mortgages were going to default like... soon....
    There has got to be a 2x or 3x. Will look.

    It’s gotta be priced in but yeah, prolly more to give. People are NOT getting the unemployment checks. Maybe some areas are better. The rent forebearance movement is all trendy with cuddly corporate CEO types too today. This surprises me.

    The care and feeding of the worker is uber fashionable and I’m taking notice. Left wing populism is bigger than I understand methinks.

    All I know is REIT and all that were taken out back and shot. I felt like I missed it. So I moved on. commercial mortgage backed shit straight murdered.

    The remote Zoom service economy in your jammies is gonna change commercial real estate forever.

    So much happening so fast that you feel like a fat kid at Golden Corral with only 10 minutes

    It’s a bloodbath.

    i havent seen a single mortgage etf that has _anything_ priced in but the movement of the dji. but yeah please find me something because real talk, mortgage default protection end date + 90 days.. things are going to happen fast.
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    REK or SRS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    REK or SRS?

    look at the volume then look at the spread. these are basically novelties.

    on 2nd glance maybe im being too dismissive, URE seems a better candidate to me for some reason but clearly i have homework to do.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Oil is still trash after these moves


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Oil is still trash after these moves


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    i think the market's gradual acceptance of this grim truth is undercutting all the ephemeral gains made from the 'saudis are going to unfuck prices' announcement yesterday.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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