Dont shave, too old to care.
No makeup, too old to care.
Dont have to raise kids anymore.
When you fuck up, blame it on your age.
Dont shave, too old to care.
No makeup, too old to care.
Dont have to raise kids anymore.
When you fuck up, blame it on your age.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Ronald Reagan
Scooping the jizz from a belly button rather neck can be a bit of a downer.
Fuck age.
I can’t think of a single thing besides cheaper auto insurance. That’s it. I really tried to come up with something else. It sucks.
Closer to death
More self control, waste less time on internet forums posting in silly threads.
I'm aging in reverse.
Sorry, fat nerds.
My hairline. Sucks having hair and having to pay for haircuts and work on my hairstyle.
I also love the fact that my cock doesn't shoot loads all the way to the wall when I pull out after fucking a bitch. That was a mess to clean up in my younger days
Oh, I love the fact that young chicks think its creepy if I try to fuck em. I'd much rather have an older mature woman, but I never realized it.
What i'm trying to say is kill yerself before you get old. Stop coping, there is absolutely nothing good about getting old
Hindsight.
less concerned about appearance to strangers
and the loads don't shoot as far as they use to
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
knowing most of one's asshole school teachers are dead
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
i Can actually rock a pretty good 5 o clock shadow with a little bit of gray that looks better than anything I could grow on my face when I was younger.
But everything else is worse so still a net negative I am sure.
Also, I used to be more of a grower than a shower, but I noticed it just doesn’t contract as compactly as it once did, so have a better “gym dick” (carolla term) now.
I kind of prefer being older not in every way but def in a lot of ways.
I'm more calm, more confident, I listen better, and I feel as good as I felt when I was younger.
There are some downsides of course but overall I'm not minding ageing too much.
I'm also blessed with good genetics as far as health goes so that for sure is making it easier.The only meds I take are allergy pills but If i was sickly and had to take multiple meds per day I'd imagine my opinion of the ageing process would be different.
Not been getting asked for ID recently, so that’s cool
lol i bust out a break dance then go to the bathroom to jack off on the rare occasions that i get cardedOriginally Posted by MrTickle
first time i went to buy liquor and didn't get carded was one of the saddest days of my life tbh
if yer over 30 and havent killed yerself yer a failure boyo. after 25 yer basically dead
the age pill is as real as it gets. i'm a broke pathetic loser, but most millionaires 20 years older than me would trade spots with me in a heart beat
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