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    EVERYONE WHOSE NOT IN JAIL RIGHT NOW PLEASE TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD

    ....NOT SO FAST THESIDEDISH



    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Checking in this thread from NOT JAIL.

     
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    What was his crime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    What was his crime?
    A: DUI
    B: Drunk and disorderly
    C: resisting arrest
    D: all of the above

    Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-con...t-hockey-game/

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    No white bread and cheese sandwich for me.

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    Define jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Define jail.

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    It's South Dakota.

    Last time dish was in jail, he said they all just listened to sports radio all day and coast to coast am all night.

    Said the blackest dude in there was a native american dude.

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    Maybe Trump will pardon him.

     
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    I'm in jail but I swear it's all just a big misunderstanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Libtard cops obv

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    At least they got him that tax cut first.

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    Been partying for days, they wanted to throw me in jail last night but made a deal I would go to my room

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post


    TRUMP LITERALLY PARDONED ME SFO



    :SFO
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    #FakeNews

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    #FREEDISH

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    I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss thesidedish.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Will they let him out on bail if I send them the pick of his cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Will they let him out on bail if I send them the pick of his cock?

    Probably not, but you could raise this thread to HOF status if you posted it here.

     
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    dish if you werent trying to get a race war going with a build that wall chant i will be very disappointed

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