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    HOW TO CLEAN METH OR COKE QUICKLY AND EASILY

    OK THIS IS GOING TO BE CRUCIAL FOR MANY OF YOU. YOU SNORT COKE OR SNORT/SMOKE METH (IF YOU SLAM EITHER JUST PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL AND DON'T BOTHER CLEANING SHIT IMO) BUT THE STUFF YOU GET AIN'T PURE. WHAT DO YOU DO? IF YOU ARE STUPID OR POOR YOU PROBABLY ARE HAPPY RAILING A LINE OF BAKING SODA BUT IF YOU HAVE A CLUE AND ENOUGH DOUGH TO BUY SIZABLE AMOUNTS (LIKE AT LEAST A BALL OF COKE OR 2-3 GRAMS OF METH) THEN YOU CAN EASILY AND WITH MINIMAL LOSSES PURIFY YOUR DOPE BACK TO IT'S PRE-CUT GOODNESS. THE METHODS FOLLOWING ARE CALLED A AND B. A I WOULD USE FOR A SMALL AMOUNT, SAY 1-2 GRAMS OF DOPE, B WORKS FOR ANYTHING UP TO A ZIP. MORE THAN THAT YOU NEED A HARDCORE A/B EXTRACTION WHICH IS BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MOST OF YOU. ALSO A WORKS REALLY WELL ON CERTAIN CUTS THAT ARE NOT SOLUBLE IN WATER. MSM (A COMMON CUT FOR METH) IS ONE OF THEM.

    QUICK PRIMER- CRIZZ (METH) AND COKE ARE BOTH VERY MISSIBLE IN WATER. MEANS THEY DISSOLVE EASILY IN WATER. SOME CUTS DO AS WELL, MANY DO NOT. MEANS IF YOU HAVE COKE OR CRIZZ IN A BAG ALONG WITH OTHER BADDIES AND THOSE BADDIES HAPPEN TO BE INSOLUBLE IN WATER THEN LOGICALLY IF YOU POUR SOME KIND OF LIQUID OVER YOUR DOPE THE BADDIES WILL DISSOLVE INTO THE LIQUID LEAVING THE GOOD STUFF BEHIND.

    TURNS OUT THERE IS SUCH A SUBSTANCE AND IT'S NAME IS ACETONE. ACETONE IS NASTY SHIT, IT SMELLS HORRIBLE AND IT DISSOLVES PAINT AND WHATEVER ELSE IT TOUCHES. NEVER EVER HANDLE ACETONE WITHOUT GLOVES AND USE GLASS ONLY TO MIX THINGS UP IN. ACETONE MELTS PLASTIC AND RUBBER AND WILL MELT ALUMINUM IN THE PRESENCE OF CRIZZ. MEANING USE GLASS ALWAYS.

    A- EASY TO DO, AND FAST. FIRST ACQUIRE DOPE AND ACETONE. MAKE SURE YOU BUY OR OBTAIN PURE ACETONE FROM A HARDWARE STORE OR SIMILAR. DO NOT USE OLD ACETONE OR IF IT'S BEEN OPEN ANY LENGTH OF TIME AND I IWLL EXPLAIN WHY. ACETONE LOVES WATER IT WILL ABSORB WATER FROM THE AIR WHEN THE CAP IS OPEN. THIS IS BAD, YOU DO NOT WANT WATER IN YOUR ACETONE WHY? BECAUSE COKE AND CRIZZ ARE SOLUBLE IN WATER. MEANS YOU LOSE DOPE TO WATER CONTAMINATION. SO BUY A CAN OF TONE AND ONLY OPEN TO GET WHAT YOU NEED OUT CLOSE RIGHT AWAY. BEFORE YOU USE ACETONE I REC YOU PUT IT IN FREEZER FOR A COUPLE HOURS. AS YOU HEAT A SOLVENT YOU INCREASE IT'S CAPACITY TO DISSOLVE A SOLUTE THUS THE COLDER TONE IS THE LESS OF YOUR PRODUCT WILL DISSOLVE INTO IT.

    SO YOU HAVE COLD TONE AND YOUR DOPE- TAKE DOPE AND PLACE INTO BOTTOM OF A PRE-WETTED NATURAL COFFEE FILTER. YOU CAN USE ANY FILTER YOU LIKE BUT THE BROWN ONES HAVEN'T BEEN BLEACHED THUS THEY ARE IDEAL TO USE IN THE PRESENCE OF STRONG SOLVENTS. PRE-WET MEANS POUR SOME TONE INTO THE FILTER THEN ADD DOPE THEN POUR NEW TONE OVER THE DOPE AND FILTER. DOESN'T MATTER IF COKE OR CRIZZ. IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO HAVING BIG SHINY SHARDS YOU WILL LOSE LESS CUT. YOU WANT TO CRUSH UP YOUR DOPE BE IT COKE OR METH PRIOR TO WASHING.

    REVIEW FOR WASH A- COLD TONE, POUR INTO FILTER, THEN TAKE DOPE AND PUT INTO PRE-WET FILTER, POUR SOME TONE OVER DOPE AND LET SIT FOR 10 MINUTES OR SO. YOU MAY WASH AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT, THE MORE YOU WASH THE MORE DOPE YOU LOSE BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS *SOME* WATER IN THE TONE YOU HAVE. THREE WASHES IS USUALLY AS GOOD AS IT GETS, MORE ISN'T BETTER. BE *CAREFUL* NOT TO SNORT OR SMOKE ANY ACETONE! IT EVAPORATES IN MINUTES THERE IS NOT REASON TO RUSH THE PROCESS. IDEALLY A 20 MINUTE DRYING PERIOD IS ALL YOU NEED POST WASHING.

    DO *NOT* I REPEAT DO *NOT* DISRESPECT ACETONE. DON'T TOUCH IT WITH BARE SKIN IF YOU CAN AVOID IT, DO NOT NOT NOT DRINK IT OR GET IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND DO NOT SMOKE ANYWHERE NEAR IT. NO OPEN FLAMES!!!! I HAVE SEEN A VIAL OF TONE AND DOPE BURST INTO FLAMES BECAUSE A CIG WAS LIT 5 FEET AWAY. THE VAPORS OF TONE ARE THICK AND TEND TO COAGULATE, KEEP THE WINDOW OPEN AND NO OPEN FLAMES.

    IF YOU HAVE A LARGE AMOUNT OF DOPE LIKE A HALF ZIP AND JUST WANT TO WASH IT FOR YOUR OWN CONSUMPTION YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT LOSSES WHICH MEANS YOU NEED ACETONE ANHYDROUS. GOOD LUCK FINDING ANY, YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT YOURSELF. IT'S EASY, GRAB EPSOM SALTS LIKE A 1/2 CUP WORTH AND PUT INTO OVEN, BAKE AT 400% FOR AN HOUR OR SO. TAKE POWDER AND PUT INTO GLASS, POUR ACETONE OVER IT AND SHAKE WELL. LET SIT IN FREEZER FOR TWO HOURS AND YOU HAVE FREEZING COLD DRY AS FUCK ACETONE ANHYDROUS. MAKE *SURE* YOU DO *NOT* SHAKE THIS STUFF BEFORE POURING OVER YOUR DOPE FOR THE WASH. YOU MIGHT WANT TO EYE DROPPER OUT THE TOP LAYER WHICH HAS NO EPSOMS PRESENT AS THE EPSOMS WILL SETTLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GLASS AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT PART TOUCHING YOUR DOPE.

    METHOD B- YOU NEED TO GET RID OF CUTS THAT ARE NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED EASILY OR YOU HAVE A LOT OF DOPE AND WANT TO BE SURE YOU AREN'T LOSING MUCH ADN THAT THE FINAL PRODUCT IS AS PURE AS CAN BE. THIS METHOD HAS BEEN FOUND SUPERIOR TO A IN MANY WAYS BUT IT TAKES A LONG TIME, AROUND 24 HOURS, SO IF YOU ARE IMPATIENT SET ASIDE SOME DOPE FORYOURSELF AND DO NOT RUSH THIS PROCESS OF YOU WILL REGRET IT!

    WHAT YOU NEED- SAME STUFF AS A EXCEPT MORE DOPE AND A GOOD DRY ALCOHOL. METHANOL OR DENATURED ALCOHOL SEEM TO WORK BEST. HAVING READ ISOPROPYL WORKS I CAN SAY IT MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT SO DONT USE IT. YOU WANT THE DRIEST ALCOHOL POSSIBLE, NO VODKA ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, YOU WANT THE LEAST WATER POSSIBLE.

    TAKE DOPE AND CRUSH WELL. SMASH IT AS FINELY AS POSSIBLE. BRING A MEASURE OF ALCOHOL TO BOIL. BE CAREFUL, DRY ALCOHOL IS FLAMMABLE (LESS THAN TONE BUT STILL A DANGER) WHAT I HAVE USED THAT WORKS IS BRING A POT OF WATER TO A HIGH BOIL TURN OFF FLAME SOURCE PUT BEAKER FULL OF ALCOHOL INTO BOILING WATER AND LET IT SIT. AFTER 2-3 MINUTES YOU WILL SEE BUBBLES IN THE ALCOHOL, IT'S READY. CRUSHED DOPE IS IN BOTTOM OF GLASS IMPLEMENT, CAN BE A BOWL OR GLASS YOUR CHOICE. DROP BOILING ALCOHOL ONTO DOPE UNTIL DOPE DISSOLVES 100%. YOU WANT TO SWIRL OR STIR HERE, NO SHAKING, TO GET DOPE TO DISSOLVE. ROUGHLY A 3:1 RATIO OF ALCOHOL TO DOPE IS SUFFICIENT. DOPE WILL READILY DISSOLVE MEANING IF YOU ADD HOT ETOH AND MOST OF YOUR PILE DISSOLVES QUICK AFTER 30 SECONDS ANYTING THAT'S NOT IS BAD AND WILL BE LEFT BEHIND AFTER FILTERING.

    TAKE HOT DOPE/ETOH MIXTURE AND POUR THROUGH PRE-WET COFFEE FILTER INTO GLASS BOWL OR CUP. EITHER IS FINE. AFTER THIS DO *NOT* TOUCH YOUR CONTAINER!!! NO FREEZING NO SHAKING NO STIRRING. THE LESS YOU JOSTLE THE LIQUID THE BIGGER CRYSTALS YOU WILL END UP WITH. COKE OR CRIZZ DOESN'T MATTER. AS THE ETOH IS EVAPORATING THE PRODUCT YOU WANT WILL BE LEFT BEHIND AND FORM CRYSTALLINE SOLIDS (THE YUM YOU WANT) BUT CRYSTAL FORMATION IS DELICATE. BE CAREFUL. IN A BOWL OR WHATEVER IT WILL TAKE A SOLID 24 HOURS TO EVAP THE ALCOHOL (ETOH) AND ALLW THE CRYSTALS TO DRY. BE *VERY* CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH CRYSTALS BEFORE THEY DRY 100%. TRUST ME. ALSO ONCE YOU HARVEST CRSYTALS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO PUT SOME ETOH INTO THE GLASS AND SWIRL AROUND ADN LET THAT DRY AS WELL. YOU WILL GET SOME MORE DOPE OUT OF IT, 1/2 GRAM AT MOST BUT IT COUNTS.

    TAKE DRY CRYSTALS AND PERFORM A AS LISTED ABOVE. COLD TONE WASH (ANHYDROUS PREFERRED) 2-3 TIMES AND LET DRY. SMALL AMOUNT OF DOPE NEEDS 20MINUTES, LARGER AMOUNTS TAKE LONGER. ACETONE IS FUCKING POISONOUS, YOU WANT TO LET IT EVAP. A GOOD WAY TO TELL IS OBVIOUSLY TO SMELL IT- YOU CAN SMELL TONE IT'S NOT DRY YET.

    THE REASON TO RECRYSTALLIZE- BADDIES ARE LEFT BEHIND IN THE COFFEE FILTER THE FIRST TIME BUT SOME CUTS ARE WATER SOLUBLE SO THEY DISSOLVE ALONG WITH THE GOODS. THE BEAUTY WITH RECRYSTALLIZATION IS THAT AS THE LIQUID IS DRYING AND THE GOODS ARE FORMING CRYSTALS THE DOPE WILL NATURALLY FORM CRSYTALLS WITH ITSELF AND THAT LEAVES THE CUTS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE CRSYTALS. THE COLD TONE WASHING WASHES THE CUTS OFF AND PRESTO YOU HAVE PURE DOPE.

    CAUTION- DRUGS WILL KILL YOU AND ARE ILLEGAL. I DO NOT RECOMMEND DOING THEM. IF YOU MUST, I HOPE YOU LISTEN TO MY ADVICE AND DO NOT BE PUTTING HWO KNOWS WHAT INTO YOUR LUNGS OR NOSE. BE SMART PEOPLE. DRUGS KILL BUT THE CUTS COMPOUND THE PROBLEM SO AT *LEAST* MAKE SURE YOUR DOPE IS PURE. PLUS THE HIGH YOU WANT IS THE HIGH FROM PURE DOPE, THE CUTS MESS WITH THE EFFECT. THEY ARE BAD, STAY AWAY. HAVING QUIT DRUGS SOME TIME AGO I HAVE TO SAY LIFE DOES IMPROVE WITHOUT THEM BUT I ALSO REMEMBER BUYING BAG AFER BAG OF CUT CRAP AND WISHING I HAD A BETTER CONNECT BUT I NEVER NEEDED ONE! I COULD HAVE DONE THIS ON MY OWN AND SAVED SO MUCH TME AND CASH. BEST LUCK.

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    Thanks for the tips 40Ape.

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    I LOVE BAKING SODA.

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    Jewdonk needs to read this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Jewdonk needs to read this shit
    I would have said it was Jewdonk posting orginially but then realized he isnt smart enough to come up with something this elaborate. My guess is Marty probably tried A and ingested from Acetone which explains his pyschotic schizo behavior.

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    MORE LIKE ACID-BONE, AMIRITE?

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    Welcome back SHIPdaCHIPS

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    HOF cameo from GAYSEX DA PIMP

    and op was not shipdachips

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