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    Vwls

    We all know you are a pretty hot MILF. Since I am close to being banned, I am requesting your hot milfy song you get off on.

    Thinking its this


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    Ribo... Serious questions...

    Due to your alcoholism do you find it difficult to get wood?

    When was the last time you got laid?

    Are you smooth with the ladies when you're not shit faced? You might find this surprising, but I've always liked you as a poster, you crack me up regularly and the ownage of HongKonger was legendary. Does your wit translate into pussy magnet status?

    Also, didn't you just say today that this was going to be your last thread/post ever? Will you ever stop making those types of threads or will you continue to cry for attention? Unfortunately it's very obvious that's what those threads are all about.

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    Serious note Vegas

    Thinking VERY hard about shaving my head. I am going bald in the back quadrant of my head. Do you do a firm fade or go gradual? <------- serious business

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riboflavin View Post
    Serious note Vegas

    Thinking VERY hard about shaving my head. I am going bald in the back quadrant of my head. Do you do a firm fade or go gradual? <------- serious business
    Really depends on how confident you are as to how you look with a shaved head. Honestly that was the hardest thing about it for me. Not knowing until you actually do it sucks. If you feel you won't look good that way do your best to hold onto it as long as possible. Going bald in the back isn't so bad a lot of times, some guys pull it off very well and just lose it gradually. A lot of dudes hold onto most of it until it doesn't matter anymore.

    Great George Carlin line about going bald...

    “I say hey, you goofy looking baldy-headed fuck. It looks good on black guys. On you, it’s ugly, repulsive, and disgusting. You want to be bald? Do what I did. Wait a while. In the meantime, there’s no excuse for running around looking like a freshly circumcised pig.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riboflavin View Post
    I go to strip clubs and spend my money to get a hard on. I then drive home and masturbate with shame and Johnson's hand cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Riboflavin View Post
    Serious note Vegas

    Thinking VERY hard about shaving my head. I am going bald in the back quadrant of my head. Do you do a firm fade or go gradual? <------- serious business
    Really depends on how confident you are as to how you look with a shaved head. Honestly that was the hardest thing about it for me. Not knowing until you actually do it sucks. If you feel you won't look good that way do your best to hold onto it as long as possible. Going bald in the back isn't so bad a lot of times, some guys pull it off very well and just lose it gradually. A lot of dudes hold onto most of it until it doesn't matter anymore.

    Great George Carlin line about going bald...

    “I say hey, you goofy looking baldy-headed fuck. It looks good on black guys. On you, it’s ugly, repulsive, and disgusting. You want to be bald? Do what I did. Wait a while. In the meantime, there’s no excuse for running around looking like a freshly circumcised pig.”
    Thanks. Tough call. I'd like to shave my head and grow a full beard, but the shock factor might be too extreme. Hope your boat is well.

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    This thread has great potential, two heavyweights going toe to toe.

    Carry on.

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    The first thing I did when my hair started to recede I did shave my head and grew a goatee. My luck with the ladies has greatly improved since.
    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Lol at the amount of effort that druff's friends have to exert trying to do an internet podcast without offending him.

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    without the MILF, you have over-estimated this thread. Basically we are VERY devoid of women in these parts. Hopefully she responds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riboflavin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post

    Really depends on how confident you are as to how you look with a shaved head. Honestly that was the hardest thing about it for me. Not knowing until you actually do it sucks. If you feel you won't look good that way do your best to hold onto it as long as possible. Going bald in the back isn't so bad a lot of times, some guys pull it off very well and just lose it gradually. A lot of dudes hold onto most of it until it doesn't matter anymore.

    Great George Carlin line about going bald...

    “I say hey, you goofy looking baldy-headed fuck. It looks good on black guys. On you, it’s ugly, repulsive, and disgusting. You want to be bald? Do what I did. Wait a while. In the meantime, there’s no excuse for running around looking like a freshly circumcised pig.”
    Thanks. Tough call. I'd like to shave my head and grow a full beard, but the shock factor might be too extreme. Hope your boat is well.
    No problem.

    The boat is fine, although I hardly use it anymore. Two things have killed my motivation as far as the boat is concerned. Golf and a girlfriend. Add to that the wind in Vegas this year has been ridiculous. Anything approaching a 20mph wind speed makes Lake Mead choppy as fuck, which isn't much fun to deal with. I have become a shitty boat owner, it just sits there collecting dust. I should just buck up and sell the damn thing, but I probably won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riboflavin View Post
    We all know you are a pretty hot MILF. Since I am close to being banned, I am requesting your hot milfy song you get off on.

    Thinking its this

    LOL Madonna? Really? Nah - it's more about some soft blues or maybe even something a little kinky like Lovage.
    ´*•.¸(*•.¸https://twitter.com/RealFckVwls¸.•*´)¸.•*´

    http://i.imgur.com/TsBfg.jpg

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    "soft blues" lol. Sounds awesome.

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    I'm more of a hardcore, speed-blues guy myself.

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    Bluesy rock is also good. Anything with minor keys or someone wailing on a sax.
    ´*•.¸(*•.¸https://twitter.com/RealFckVwls¸.•*´)¸.•*´

    http://i.imgur.com/TsBfg.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Bluesy rock is also good. Anything with minor keys or someone wailing on a sax.
    Do you get off on Kenny G?
    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Lol at the amount of effort that druff's friends have to exert trying to do an internet podcast without offending him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Bluesy rock is also good. Anything with minor keys or someone wailing on a sax.
    This your jam Vwls?


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    Obviously you all have this all wrong. THIS is Vwls jam...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrigan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Bluesy rock is also good. Anything with minor keys or someone wailing on a sax.
    This your jam Vwls?

    I do love that song. Not to have sex to, but it's in my top 100 list for sure. Amazing tune.
    ´*•.¸(*•.¸https://twitter.com/RealFckVwls¸.•*´)¸.•*´

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Obviously you all have this all wrong. THIS is Vwls jam...

    ´*•.¸(*•.¸https://twitter.com/RealFckVwls¸.•*´)¸.•*´

    http://i.imgur.com/TsBfg.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Bluesy rock is also good. Anything with minor keys or someone wailing on a sax.
    Do you get off on Kenny G?
    oh god no
    ´*•.¸(*•.¸https://twitter.com/RealFckVwls¸.•*´)¸.•*´

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