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    Looking to buy a new car

    What is the most cost-efficient method of buying a car these days? I'd like to buy a porsche in about a year's time and have literally no idea how to go about doing this. I've never bought a car before and have literally no idea where to even begin. Do I take out an auto loan or do I pay in full? My credit score as of last month was something like 768. Some input would be greatly appreciated my dudes

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    Firstly based on your questions you'll get slaughtered buying a Porsche...what year, mileage, main costs factored in?

    They are nice to look at and expensive to maintain, also drop like a rock in value if truly driven.

    Even a fairly affordable used 997 for example is a pit, they are cheap for a reason once a few years of mileage are on them.

    NOW if talking new and money doesn't matter, go for it. If you are a doctor, lawyer etc pulling in 6 figs gaur yearly, write off money, lease it. If you aren't go home.

    I like Porsche but honestly unless you can roll like that with no worry, stay clear or enjoy a used one for a year then dump it.

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    Why pay interest on a loan if you can pay for it up front? Also, you want to find out the invoice price so you aren't getting fucked. If you're going to need financing, get it on your own rather than at the dealership. With your credit score you should be able to get a 2.9% APR or better if you decide to finance. Have you considered leasing?

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    since you're saving money on 7/11 dick pills and PBR 6 packs (and what seems to be like whores judging by your last thread)


    i reccomend a 2017 A4 SLine

     
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    Get mom and dad to help obv

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    Get the Panamera Turbo

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    I hate to break it to you, but the hookers are NOT going to love you more because you have a Porsche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    I hate to break it to you, but the hookers are NOT going to love you more because you have a Porsche.
    hes all about hookers with hearts of gold i guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    I hate to break it to you, but the hookers are NOT going to love you more because you have a bike.

    fixed for Larry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    I hate to break it to you, but the hookers are NOT going to love you more because you have a bike.

    fixed for Larry

    so now you can't even make the joke yourself you have to piggy back on others.

    Hey Krypt, get a shitty 92 Jeep Wrangler so you can be more like Morty Downsyndrome Junior. you guys already drink the same shit swill. I'm sure he's not behind you on the dick pills, but he's in mexico so i bet he can find actual viagra.

    Make sure to get the sport roll bars that have the slant. those look way cooler.

    oh....and a renegade if you can find it.
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    Larry posting in a thread about buying a car is like me posting in a thread about fitting into size 32 jeans.

     
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    not sure why krypt is trying to steal bottomset's shtick, but i don't like it



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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Larry posting in a thread about buying a car is like me posting in a thread about fitting into size 32 jeans.


    you should lose weight.

    i recommend riding a bike.
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    Decided I'm also buying a Porsche, so I can definitely relate. When you find out, let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    What is the most cost-efficient method of buying a car these days? I'd like to buy a porsche in about a year's time and have literally no idea how to go about doing this. I've never bought a car before and have literally no idea where to even begin. Do I take out an auto loan or do I pay in full? My credit score as of last month was something like 768. Some input would be greatly appreciated my dudes

    What is your budget? How much cash you want to spend or your monthly payment?

    Porsche leases aren't that great but super high end luxury leases can sometime be a deal. If you are in the $3500 a month range look at a Rolls. If you are under 2K a month look at a nice S550.

    I properly spec Porsche Turbo S will set you back about 250K. The GT3RS is a classic that is a little less and if you don't put any miles on it you might not lose your shit in a few years.

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    I know, I know you think this car will up your social circle and girl game.

    But there are so many better options than a shitty 718 or Macan.

    If you are looking for just pure head turning sports car, spend 25-30k on a nicely redone 65-69 Mustang Convertible. It's cooler in a much more Renaissance Man kind of way, that I know you strive to achieve. Plus way more affordable to service. It's lines are still incredibly well done, even on a 50+ year old car.

    Instead of a Macan buy a Jaguar F Pace, way better vehicle and still carries the Jaguar label and handles the Northeast weather much better.

    Lastly, if you really want a sports car, buy an Alfa Romeo 4C. It's unique, it's fast, and it's sexy without carrying the Porsche douche label that you would have to carry around.

    All 3 of my suggestions are not only head turners, but then guys wouldn't immediately presume you are a giant dickwad.

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    I won a red Cayman S in 2009 in a charity raffle. I was very excited until I drove it. The acceleration was boring at best, and every bump in the road felt like a 2 foot pot hole. I sold it two weeks later, and have no regrets. Very overrated and over price for a car. Plus I felt like a douche bag with a little dick while driving it.

    Get a Mercedes or BMW sedan, It will pull just as many chicks, and you wont look like you are trying too hard.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    What is the most cost-efficient method of buying a car these days? I'd like to buy a porsche in about a year's time and have literally no idea how to go about doing this. I've never bought a car before and have literally no idea where to even begin. Do I take out an auto loan or do I pay in full? My credit score as of last month was something like 768. Some input would be greatly appreciated my dudes
    Buy a dealership. As a kid, a friend's dad was a dealer and he whenever we got a lift it came with that new car smell. Priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Larry posting in a thread about buying a car is like me posting in a thread about fitting into size 32 jeans.
    True. But at least he can still legitimately get a lap dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    I won a red Cayman S in 2009 in a charity raffle. I was very excited until I drove it. The acceleration was boring at best, and every bump in the road felt like a 2 foot pot hole. I sold it two weeks later, and have no regrets. Very overrated and over price for a car. Plus I felt like a douche bag with a little dick while driving it.

    Get a Mercedes or BMW sedan, It will pull just as many chicks, and you wont look like you are trying too hard.






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    Couldn't agree more.

    A mate got a Porcshe Cayman and I was totally pumped for a spin in it. After wrestling to get in the cramped seat and looking at the dated dashboard and crappy instruments, I thought I could forgive it on the road as "drivers car". Get on the move - damn thing is noisy (and not in a good way), backbraking over bumps -- and -- not even that fast!

    Took said mate out in my boring diesel family saloon (Audi A6) and he's "Fuck this is fast". Turns out the Cayman is 6.8 seconds to 60mph and my Audi is 5.3 seconds.
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