Big black coworker invited my wife to a barbecue

[hongkonger]

My wife has assured me that my invitation was implied. I'm gonna try to do the right thing. Does anyone know when watermelon is in season? Or do black people eat it to the rind regardless. I have to bring something and I figured fried chicken would look racist. She says he likes weed but I don't know where to get that. I have some catfish in the freezer as well but I don't know if blacks like catfish.

You don't know if blacks like catfish? When I lived on the south side of Chicago, fried catfish places were outnumbered only by fried chicken places and rib joints.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

My wife has assured me that my invitation was implied. I'm gonna try to do the right thing. Does anyone know when watermelon is in season? Or do black people eat it to the rind regardless. I have to bring something and I figured fried chicken would look racist. She says he likes weed but I don't know where to get that. I have some catfish in the freezer as well but I don't know if blacks like catfish.

You don't know if blacks like catfish? When I lived on the south side of Chicago, fried catfish places were outnumbered only by fried chicken places and rib joints.

She already told me he loves catfish. Thawing now.

[snake_in_the_ass]

Get him a ghetto combo meal, a bag of Funyuns and a grape soda.

[LarryLaffer]

My wife has assured me that my invitation was implied. I'm gonna try to do the right thing. Does anyone know when watermelon is in season? Or do black people eat it to the rind regardless. I have to bring something and I figured fried chicken would look racist. She says he likes weed but I don't know where to get that. I have some catfish in the freezer as well but I don't know if blacks like catfish.

You don't know if blacks like catfish? When I lived on the south side of Chicago, fried catfish places were outnumbered only by fried chicken places and rib joints.

[nunbeater]

I had this happen to me once. Long story short, I have a black son.

[Pooh]

Precious snowflake larry's never been invited to a barbecue. He's never hung around n-words much either apparently.

[Indyrick]

If she goes to the BBQ alone then expect this in the future....




but you have this to look forward to in 20 years...

[Codizzle]

If your gf/wife says size does not matter she just said you have a small cock in a polite way.

[tommyt]

So was the cat fish on fleek or what

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

This is after church Sunday BBQ. That's how I know he's one of the good blacks. He worships the Lord.