MSPT Minnesota: Juicy Lucy edition.

[LarryLaffer]

ive only seen it in WI.

it's gas station chicken. not many people understand that this is actually a thing.

Indiana has Chester's. it's great when it's fresh! If it's been sitting there all day you feel like you're eating a rubber chicken.


Did you play WSOPc Potawatomi?

I guess I haven't driven far enough into Indiana.

the chicken I had was def fresh as fuck. I can't wait to drive back tomorrow and get more.

I played some of the cash games, but failed to show up on time for any tournaments. LOL at showing up at places at certain times on a schedule. how anti-poker.

[big dick]

Hockey Guy: You're like a big fkin baby.



You are such a pussy. I red rep you so you gotta be sure to red rep me back? lol @ you

[LarryLaffer]

Hockey Guy: You're like a big fkin baby.



You are such a pussy. I red rep you so you gotta be sure to red rep me back? lol @ you

to be fair, I do this to a lot of people.

but im a vindictive relentless revenge driven asshole from America.

whats the canadians excuse

[Muck Ficon]

Be a gentleman Larry and make sure to wear gloves before fingering the ugly munter on the back seat of your chicken fried car.

Little Larry and his baby hands could fist a virgin and she wouldn't feel a fucking thing. Besides, why wear gloves? You think a tinder slut cares about bike chain grease under his finger nails?

[Hockey Guy]

Hockey Guy: You're like a big fkin baby.



You are such a pussy. I red rep you so you gotta be sure to red rep me back? lol @ you

LOL. You take this shit way too seriously.

[Lord of the Fraud]

Be a gentleman Larry and make sure to wear gloves before fingering the ugly munter on the back seat of your chicken fried car.

Little Larry and his baby hands could fist a virgin and she wouldn't feel a fucking thing. Besides, why wear gloves? You think a tinder slut cares about bike chain grease under his finger nails?

Can't begrudge even the dregs of society enjoying their heavy petting.

It's when they produce offspring it becomes a problem. Imagine what low-hanging tinder fruit would spit out after unpredictable Larry has shot off a load of his chicken fried jizz into her diseased cunt?

This is how sex offenders and serial killers are born.


Both need to be neutered like stray cats.

[LarryLaffer]

Little Larry and his baby hands could fist a virgin and she wouldn't feel a fucking thing. Besides, why wear gloves? You think a tinder slut cares about bike chain grease under his finger nails?

Can't begrudge even the dregs of society enjoying their heavy petting.

It's when they produce offspring it becomes a problem. Imagine what low-hanging tinder fruit would spit out after unpredictable Larry has shot off a load of his chicken fried jizz into her diseased cunt?

This is how sex offenders and serial killers are born.


Both need to be neutered like stray cats.

such an awful thing to say about your sister

[big dick]

Little Larry and his baby hands could fist a virgin and she wouldn't feel a fucking thing. Besides, why wear gloves? You think a tinder slut cares about bike chain grease under his finger nails?

Can't begrudge even the dregs of society enjoying their heavy petting.

It's when they produce offspring it becomes a problem. Imagine what low-hanging tinder fruit would spit out after unpredictable Larry has shot off a load of his chicken fried jizz into her diseased cunt?

This is how sex offenders and serial killers are born.


Both need to be neutered like stray cats.

[LarryLaffer]

so I haven't made it to matts yet for a JL. funny thing is my host, who's from here, has also never been there. But he offered homemade pizza so I took him up on it.


Minneapolis is wonderful bc the state of Minnesota allows you to buy foreclosed homes with easy to obtain loans.


the house my friend bought was previously owned by Cornbread Harris, the piano player, and also the father of Jimmy Jam, who played in Prince's band. This is Jimmy Jam's childhood home.

so it's basically a free hotel for me, but I provided a 6 pack of Spotted Cow as a gift.


I now have some more cash on me, through a little bit of magic I was able to obtain some. So I may go back to Canterbury and try and make a last stand, after I meet back up with this chick from last night.

[MumblesBadly]

A Larry/Mumbles convo must be entertaining

It was prolly boring as fuck for Larry. After he vented about running bad in that session, I droned on for a bit about some issue in trucking that I hate. You could say that I "druffed" the topic, providing way more detail than most people care about, and sometimes to the point where most people likely want to reach for loaded gun to end their suffering. Which, I guess, is a reason why I like Druff. He reminds me of myself in the regard. Only I used to do so at the poker table to the point where some poor guy next to me would blurt out for me to shut the fuck up, I was giving him a headache/making his ears bleed/etc.

[LarryLaffer]

A Larry/Mumbles convo must be entertaining

It was prolly boring as fuck for Larry. After he vented about running bad in that session, I droned on for a bit about some issue in trucking that I hate. You could say that I "druffed" the topic, providing way more detail than most people care about, and sometimes to the point where most people likely want to reach for loaded gun to end their suffering. Which, I guess, is a reason why I like Druff. He reminds me of myself in the regard. Only I used to do so at the poker table to the point where some poor guy next to me would blurt out for me to shut the fuck up, I was giving him a headache/making his ears bleed/etc.

lol it wasn't boring bc I'm also in logistics. a lot of things are common.


like getting fucked over by dispatchers. that's par for the course.

[big dick]

Pizzas look good, congrats on the bJ.