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    Wasnt Zverev like +1950 vs Murray?
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    Fuckinghell
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    We Knighted this scottish cunt only 3 weeks ago.


    And to a German? They're already mocking us daily over Brexit.


    Embarrassing.


    Should be made to cry-masturbate back at the hotel while getting the death stare from Lendl.
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    Ship this thread to hof, along with a couple of others i've birthed.

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    Murray was a retard. He kept looking to the crowd, specifically his entourage, inciting them to get vocal. Over and over he looks to the crowd after a point.

    WTF

    There was nothing to cheer about. Murray's hands were bad last night. He just didn't have touch.

    Murray has a lob (specifically a top spin lob) that is god. He constructs a volley that lures his opponent to the net and Murray hangs back at the baseline. Then he moons it over his opponent's head - THE CROWD GOES NUTS.



    Murray couldn't make the lob last night. Like never. Typically, you make one and somehow your brain registers that feel. Now you have the touch. Last night Murray could not ever make that shot. Fucking punt you wanker and do something else. Grind out a win and be the showoff tomorrow.

    If your slider ain't working go with a cut fastball. Or just quit. Murray chose the latter.

    I love the lob in tennis personally. I love it when people do it to me. I love racing around the court like a lunatic. If I know my opponent can lob effectively I will deliberately move to net and invite him. Come on, try it.
    I play out of position a lot just to see how much ground I can cover and what kind of lucky save I can create.

    Explains why I lose a lot.

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    Serena up on court next against the Brit Jo Konta.


    Konta will wipe the floor with her. She's in excellent form and got great temperament. Will not freeze like most of Williams opponents.


    However, if Serena's first serve is tiptop, then, you know.


    Small bet on Konta 2-1 in sets at 5/1
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    another beauty from "lordofthefraud"

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    Lord of the Fools.


    In fairness even at the age of 35, commentator said the first set was one of the finest of her career.

    That is some statement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Serena up on court next against the Brit Jo Konta.


    Konta will wipe the floor with her. She's in excellent form and got great temperament. Will not freeze like most of Williams opponents.


    However, if Serena's first serve is tiptop, then, you know.


    Small bet on Konta 2-1 in sets at 5/1
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Not sure what the odds are, but Goffin will SON dimitrov (loser).

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    ROFL EXPLOIT THIS LINE

    GOFFIN +145
    EASY SHIP IT

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    Fuck Bulgaria and Bulgarians

    GOFFIN IS GOD

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    Great tourney so far even though both of my women's futures shit the bed today (Konta/Pliskova). Who you got in the night match? Really pulling for Milos because I don't want to see Fed hit 70 backhands into the net vs Rafa.

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    Raonic will beat Nadal.

    But unfortunately will likely lose the final.

     
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    For me, it just has to be a Federer vs Nadal final; time for some sweet revenge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    ROFL EXPLOIT THIS LINE

    GOFFIN +145
    EASY SHIP IT
    I took Dimitrov to win in straight sets @ +345, shame it wasn't a big bet.

    That makes it 5-0, Goffin has never beaten Dimitrov.

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    River of tears for "Krypt"
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Raonic will beat Nadal.

    But unfortunately will likely lose the final.
    Wow 3 set loss for Raonic.

    Is this tourney rigged for Federer Nadal one last time? Aka Tito vs Sonnen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unlearn View Post
    Great tourney so far even though both of my women's futures shit the bed today

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Raonic will beat Nadal.

    But unfortunately will likely lose the final.
    Wow 3 set loss for Raonic.

    Is this tourney rigged for Federer Nadal one last time? Aka Tito vs Sonnen?
    Nadal played great, and Raonic played poorly.

    I'd LOVE to see Federer win this, but I'm super worried about Wawrinka tonight... Stan is playing great.

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