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    So... I've started training to climb Mt Everest.

    G’day folks, I hope you all had an animal friendly weekend! I was challenged by a poster to go and climb a mountain to prove that vegans could do it, and guess what? I climbed the mighty O'Melveny Park near Los Angeles and it was piss easy! So I’ve decided to climb Mount Everest in June. I’ve just paid my $15,000 non-refundable deposit so super excited to prove all the savages wrong!

    Every day until then, I’m going to walk 30-45 minutes WITHOUT my oxygen tank and will drink nothing but kale juice, water & pineapple flavored Cruisers. I won’t be requiring the assistance of a PT as they’ll probably try to tell me to eat animals’ carcass’s for “protein & iron”, pft. Do they not realise that I have Jesus on my side with the support of my PFA fans?

    When I reach the summit, I will raise the Vegan Antifa flag up with pride to show the world that vegans can do anything! I’m also doing this for the animals as a sign of respect!

    Please wish me luck everyone during my intense training, not that I need it as I’m pretty fit already.

    Saint Sonatine xo

     
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    mt everest literally his ottoman

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    but if were gonna pretend to be all la in this bitch series finale you're the worst TOMORROW YOU TRASH PEOPLE

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    well, the initial shock of you being close by has passed...I am still unsettled though


    anyway, I've climbed the hill at O'Melveny myself when I was watching red tail hawks...I had my then 4 year old son with me and I carried him most of the way up (sick brag)

    having climbed O'Melveny, i'm sure you are well prepared for Everest -- the Mountain as well as the fast food restaurant...

    good luck!!!




    but if you don't make it back, can I have your laptop?
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    gl sonatine Keep us updated

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    Climbing mt Everest........that's what his boyfriend does every Tuesday AMMIRITE



     
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    hope you don't get brain freeze glglglgl...

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    Hey folks, so my Hill Everest training is proving pretty easy. I went for a bicycle ride this morning with my ex-junkie brother Trevor & we did 5 miles which is laughable because Everest hill is only 4 miles, haha, I even had my bike gears set to ‘hard’ mode to prove my vegan strength. Trev was quite impressed with my elite fitness so I consider that to be my medical approval as Trev has lots of experience with medicines so he’s pretty much a doctor in my books.

    I must say, riding with Trev now gets pretty boring since he stopped using drugs. He use to avoid riding in the bike lane and would swerve toward cars as they would pass him while he had it all on camera. He’d then chase them and abuse them while constantly pointing at a hilarious camera stuck to his forehead... now I’m thinking all cyclists are junkies 🤔

    Fascists would say “derrp more meat eaters have climbed that mountain because vegans are weak derrrp”.. yes, that is true and he’s why; Vegans are too busy to go on Sunday walks on Hill Everest because they spend their time actually contributing to society and staying active, unlike meaters who have too much free time on their hands because they’re jobless. I’m only climbing that hill to prove that vegans are the fittest and I can take time off work whenever because I’m a self-made millionaire!

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