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    What I meant to say is...

    Heroes get remembered. But LarryLegendLaffer never dies.

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    Howard Beale: [on the air] Good evening. Today is Wednesday, September the 24th, and this is my last broadcast. Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide, admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bullshit. I just ran out of bullshit.

    basically this entire thread is this quote right here. I ran out of bullshit.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    Howard Beale: Am I still on the air? I really don't know any other way to say it other than I just ran out of bullshit. Bullshit is all the reasons we give for living. And if we can't think up any reasons of our own, we always have the God bullshit.
    Howard Beale: We don't know why we go through all this pointless pain, humiliation, and decay. So there better be someone somewhere who does know. That's the God bullshit.

    Howard Beale: And then there's the noble man bullshit. That man is a noble creature that can order his own world who needs God? Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me: That man is full of bullshit. I don't have anything going for me. I haven't got any kids. And I was married for 33 years of shrill, shrieking fraud. So I don't have any bullshit left. I just ran out of it, you see.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    It honestly seems like at least one of your personalities really does want to kill himself though. You are quite the little actor aren't you.

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    but remember

    Arthur Jensen: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear?! Do you think you've merely stopped a business deal? That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multi-variate, multi-national dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and sub-atomic and galactic structure of things today! And you have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and You Will Atone!

    Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state - Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a collage of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable by-laws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale; it has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality - one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock - all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.

     
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      MumblesBadly: "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    My eyes hurt too bad to read that but you really shouldn't cry suicide wolf. One day you might actually want to kill yourself and it won't be only your dupe accounts taunting you.
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    Larry, take a deep breath and in all seriousness, step away from the computer as a whole. Take a little break, go for a nice ride and get busy doing something else. jmo

     
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    Can we ban Larry from his own thread?

     
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    How in the fuck is suicide attention whoring not worthy of a nap?
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    Larry went to Vegas twice on other people's money,

    He became an Internet star,

    The star faded,

    Now he's riding a bike again in Chicago and depressed,

    Boo fucking hoo .

     
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      handicapme: I want Larry to make it out alive.... you on the other hand.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    Larry went to Vegas twice on other people's money,

    He became an Internet star,

    The star faded,

    Now he's riding a bike again in Chicago and depressed,

    Boo fucking hoo .
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    life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

    RIP HARRY HAFFER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    It honestly seems like at least one of your personalities really does want to kill himself though. You are quite the little actor aren't you.

    so many personalities.

    so little time

     
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      Kilgore Trout: ....what he lacked in height and girth, he made up for in personality
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    how'd you get that video of The Lurker and his buddies

     
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      SysOp: Lol
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Take it down
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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