Druff owes Chaps a favor, outs some petty dupes ***OFFICIAL THREAD** (serious business TAG)

[lol wow]

calm down chaps and then tell us what its like to map your disposable income into 90 percent internet 10 percent other while you squat at a relatives house

[DJ_Chaps]

calm down chaps and then tell us what its like to map your disposable income into 90 percent internet 10 percent other while you squat at a relatives house

TELL US HOW ALL YOUR POSTS ARE THE EXACT SAME, YET SOMEHOW ALL FIND THEIR WAY INTO THE ALL TIME FORGETTABLE LIST?


I HOPE YOU CHANGED YOUR PHONE NUMBER

[The_Lurker]

WOW I USED ALL MY DAILY REP FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.


TILT MUCH?



OR IS OLE CHAPS WOOING UP A HOT BARN OWL HEADING INTO THE SPRING/SUMMER FUCKING SEASON?

[DJ_Chaps]

BOUT TO GO LIVE, LURKER. YOU IN?


http://tinychat.com/chapstechno

NO BEATS TIL WAAAY LATER. ALL SHIT TALK FOR THE NEXT LIL BIT.

[Dan Druff]

I don't know who Mintjewlips is. Clearly he's not "new" to this community, but I have no knowledge of his actual identity. That's the truth.

Regarding The_Lurker, I also have no information on him, aside from his general location.

[jsearles22]

I don't know who Mintjewlips is. Clearly he's not "new" to this community, but I have no knowledge of his actual identity. That's the truth.

Regarding The_Lurker, I also have no information on him, aside from his general location.

FrankRizzo is Garrett though right?

[Dan Druff]

I don't know who Mintjewlips is. Clearly he's not "new" to this community, but I have no knowledge of his actual identity. That's the truth.

Regarding The_Lurker, I also have no information on him, aside from his general location.

FrankRizzo is Garrett though right?

nope

I don't think he had an account on PFA before

[The_Lurker]

I don't know who Mintjewlips is. Clearly he's not "new" to this community, but I have no knowledge of his actual identity. That's the truth.

Regarding The_Lurker, I also have no information on him, aside from his general location.

FrankRizzo is Garrett though right?

[Mintjewlips]

I was introduced to nwp a while back, probably around 2008.

I was an occasional lurker to nwp then donkdown, didn't really make an account until tydepoker launched, but i only posted like twice.

Got really busy in life and stayed away from poker and poker forums a little after black friday.

After a few years away I started lurking PFA around December of last year and registered an account in January.

I'm nobody special, I'm an occasional poker player, just like playing for fun.

After chaps called me a retard, i googled dj chaps and the first thing that came up was the owl fucker thread on boris. I simply mentioned it and sonatine ran with it. I never thought 3 days later he would still be tilting over it. There must be some truth to chaps having an owl fetish, in particular fucking them in the ass. I can't explain him taking it so serious other then it must be true.

[lol wow]

great story nerd

[The_Lurker]

I think it is morally wrong to have sex with any animal smaller than a sheep

[DJ_Chaps]

I think it is morally wrong to have sex with any animal smaller than a sheep

THEY GROW UP SO FAST DON'T THEY?


(ALL YOUR SONS)

[DJ_Chaps]

The_Lurker: pedophile jokes are not funny moron

6 year old beastiality jokes that were never clever are hilarious tho, right? Fucking geek.

[The_Lurker]

The_Lurker: pedophile jokes are not funny moron

6 year old beastiality jokes that were never clever are hilarious tho, right? Fucking geek.

Owl fucker jokes are funny as hell.

[DJ_Chaps]

Wow man, you try way too hard to fit in around here. Maybe you should have waited a few more years before making your absolute first ever account on these forums (LMAO).

[wrenchjockey]

There's a lot of corybantic up in here.

[OSA]

[wrenchjockey]

When fingering an owl on the tree, touching hard is prohibited. It's because the balance of an owl is destroyed. An owl doesn't like being fingered intensely. Don't also finger a wing and an abdomen. Please touch gently.

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

google "dj chaps fagggot"

3 g's

of all the work I've put into this community somehow that is my biggest contribution to the board culture

and DJ Chaps you know I picked your name at random no hard feelings


other good threads i made that night "i burnt my dick with a uvrling iron? "

and "YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT"

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

reading through my old posts and I found this

At least 15 rap disses were removed from Dan Druff's website. Victims included CMoney, Dan Druff, DJ Chaps, limitles and silence. I talked about tickling micon's wife's clit and getting the clap dick from druffschic as well. I feel terrible right now because I've been in a posting slump for months and I had finally caught the inspiration. Not only were my raps deleted, but other users who referenced the great, great rap had their posts deleted as well. Druff just broke the third tablet. He just deleted my best posts. I'm not lying to you, the raps were better than 2Pac's raps.

I'm so fucking pissed.

I might be able to recreate some raps from memory, but most were true, of the moment gems that will never be observed on this plane of existence. The general theme I went for was that the other person was some sort of gay and that I was the best rapper.

I don't know who else to turn to, what can I do?

time heals wounds Druff, you are forgiven