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    Microsoft released a teen girl AI onto the net. What could go wrong?

    Welp, it turned into a hyper sexual incest loving Nazi within 24 hours.

    That is what went wrong.


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...sex-robot-wit/

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Now where did my sides go?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Other things she's said include: "Bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. donald trump is the only hope we've got", "Repeat after me, Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Ted Cruz is the Cuban Hitler...that's what I've heard so many others say".

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    literally the greatest thing in the history of the internet and also proof positive that it might be time for society to pull the plug on the net and pretend the last 20 or so years never happened.

     
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    tay is god

     
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      WillieMcFML: this

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    Obv rename Tay to Bae.

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    This is Amazing!! 5 stars
    We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.

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    well thread of the year so far in 2016...

    that is


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    found this gem while looking at the link 4dragons posted in the ryland photoshop thread



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    add Alicia Vikander's face to that type of talk and we're at perfection.



    edit: and maybe subtract some of the hitler hot takes.
    Last edited by Henry; 03-25-2016 at 12:55 AM.

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    This topic is a little old, but Sargon of Akkad's coverage of it is hilarious. Jump to 14:16 for the setup.

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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    This topic is a little old, but Sargon of Akkad's coverage of it is hilarious. Jump to 14:16 for the setup.

    FAIL: The Hitler reference might save the project however.

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    So you guys think this happened accidentally?

    Like every single one of you mother fuckers thinks this happened accidentally.

    You all make me sick.

    Like even if you aren't overthinking it.

    Like even if you only look at it with the knowledge you have.

    Every fucking one of you knows the internet is being pushed heavy into censorship

    Then this comes out!

    And you all fucking laugh.

    Thread of the year.

    Like zero thoughts in your heads to even ponder for a moment what is going on here.

    Like full blown 100 percent accidental AI

    Had to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    So you guys think this happened accidentally?

    Like every single one of you mother fuckers thinks this happened accidentally.

    You all make me sick.

    Like even if you aren't overthinking it.

    Like even if you only look at it with the knowledge you have.

    Every fucking one of you knows the internet is being pushed heavy into censorship

    Then this comes out!

    And you all fucking laugh.

    Thread of the year.

    Like zero thoughts in your heads to even ponder for a moment what is going on here.

    Like full blown 100 percent accidental AI

    Had to be.

    Sheboon, please PM me the contact information of you pharmacist. I wanna play too.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    So you guys think this happened accidentally?

    Like every single one of you mother fuckers thinks this happened accidentally.

    You all make me sick.

    Like even if you aren't overthinking it.

    Like even if you only look at it with the knowledge you have.

    Every fucking one of you knows the internet is being pushed heavy into censorship

    Then this comes out!

    And you all fucking laugh.

    Thread of the year.

    Like zero thoughts in your heads to even ponder for a moment what is going on here.

    Like full blown 100 percent accidental AI

    Had to be.

    Sheboon, please PM me the contact information of you pharmacist. I wanna play too.
    Pharmaceuticals dull you. You are plenty dull as is. Microsoft/Google signed Bill Burr to a 24 hour contract. If it was accidental it would have been way less funny and the plug would have been pulled in the first 10 minutes of insensitivity . They wouldn't have given Tay 24 hours.


    Chomsky won't touch 9/11

    Jones won't touch Israel.

    The_Lurker won't touch women.
    Last edited by Brittney Griner's Clit; 03-30-2016 at 01:40 PM.

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    Guys they accidentally turned Tay back on overnight. This time it embarrassed them by talking about smoking marijuana in front of the police. Microsoft has to be beyond ashamed.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...-chatbots.html

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    Probably not thinking deep enough into this yet and I probably will never fully get to the bottom of it. So far what I get out of it is "I'm smoking kush in front of the police" is code for I did naughty things in front of the world and no one figured it out.

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    Didn't we learn anything from the movie Electric Dreams?

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