Aaron Roders Owns Your Face

[pagelpoker]

ah yes SB here we come!!

Hey Tony... no look straight up... must be accepted within the hour up to $300 escrow obv

[BeerAndPoker]

Roders is GOD

I'm just mad I slept on picking up James Jones who he will be throwing to all year long just like in the past.

Hopefully I can get him off waivers.

[pagelpoker]

Sunday Night Baby!

[herbertstemple]

Way to go Packers.

Seattle 0 - 2.

Season shaping up nicely.

Cardinals are a shoe in for the Super Bowl.

[TMMLK]

TMMLK IS DIE HARD NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, HOWEVER, LIKES DALLAS AND GREEN BAY AS ALTERNATES

[MumblesBadly]

Couldn't watch game live. Woke up to this sweet video recap.

[Pooh]

Possibly the best quarterback of our time is a fucking packer. He needs to come the fuck out that faggot.

[MumblesBadly]

Possibly the best quarterback of our time is a fucking packer. He needs to come the fuck out that faggot.

You so right, Pooh! About the first part. As for the second, he's doing a bang-a-lot-of-hot-chicks coverup of his alleged gayness.

http://m.famousfix.com/p2556/aaron-rodgers/dating

Here's the current one.

[lewfather]

55% sure rodgers loves the cock

i guess we need to page plol and see how he feels about it / if he would fuck him?

[Pooh]

Possibly the best quarterback of our time is a fucking packer. He needs to come the fuck out that faggot.

You so right, Pooh! About the first part. As for the second, he's doing a bang-a-lot-of-hot-chicks coverup of his alleged gayness.

http://m.famousfix.com/p2556/aaron-rodgers/dating

Here's the current one.

They're called beards for a reason bro. Munn has done it for others too. She makes a lot of money for it.

[MumblesBadly]

You so right, Pooh! About the first part. As for the second, he's doing a bang-a-lot-of-hot-chicks coverup of his alleged gayness.

http://m.famousfix.com/p2556/aaron-rodgers/dating

Here's the current one.

They're called beards for a reason bro. Munn has done it for others too. She makes a lot of money for it.

Imagine that I were a simpleton (e.g. your identical twin), and explain what you mean by this.

[MumblesBadly]

6-0 going into the buy week! Yeah!

Packers make the big play to remain undefeated

http://m.packers.com/news/article/pa...e-ef37418edf49

[Sanlmar]

They're called beards for a reason bro. Munn has done it for others too. She makes a lot of money for it.

Imagine that I were a simpleton (e.g. your identical twin), and explain what you mean by this.

Just saving this exchange for my future use.

[MumblesBadly]

Imagine that I were a simpleton (e.g. your identical twin), and explain what you mean by this.

Just saving this exchange for my future use.

OK. In the meantime, here's why I really couldn't care less if Rodgers ass-taps the entire U.S. Men's figure skating team on a regularly basis:

Aaron Rodgers becomes fastest QB to throw for 30,000 yards

Aaron Rodgers became the fastest quarterback to throw for 30,000 yards in NFL history Sunday.

Rodgers reached the milestone in 3,652 attempts, topping the record previously held by Johnny Unitas. Rodgers is the 40th quarterback overall to reach the 30,000-yard mark.

Rodgers, 31, entered Saturday with 1,236 passing yards and 13 touchdowns this season, needing 186 more yards to reach the 30,000 milestone. In his career, Rodgers has completed more than 65% of his passes, for more than 30,000 yards and 241 touchdowns.

The former first-round pick is in his 11th season out of California. The Packers drafted Rodgers 24th overall in 2005.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/18/gre...-passing-yards

[Sanlmar]

Just saving this exchange for my future use.

OK. In the meantime, here's why I really couldn't care less if Rodgers ass-taps the entire U.S. Men's figure skating team on a regularly basis:

Aaron Rodgers becomes fastest QB to throw for 30,000 yards

Aaron Rodgers became the fastest quarterback to throw for 30,000 yards in NFL history Sunday.

Rodgers reached the milestone in 3,652 attempts, topping the record previously held by Johnny Unitas. Rodgers is the 40th quarterback overall to reach the 30,000-yard mark.

Rodgers, 31, entered Saturday with 1,236 passing yards and 13 touchdowns this season, needing 186 more yards to reach the 30,000 milestone. In his career, Rodgers has completed more than 65% of his passes, for more than 30,000 yards and 241 touchdowns.

The former first-round pick is in his 11th season out of California. The Packers drafted Rodgers 24th overall in 2005.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/18/gre...-passing-yards

Speaking of figure skating, comparing Rodgers to Unitas? Today's NFL? It's as if they don't even play the same sport.

Kinda pointless to even try to compare fast start stats to Brady as he bridged two eras imo.

[SrslySirius]

They're called beards for a reason bro. Munn has done it for others too. She makes a lot of money for it.

Imagine that I were a simpleton (e.g. your identical twin), and explain what you mean by this.

Beard is slang for a woman that dates/marries a gay man for his cover story. I have no idea what the etymology of it is though. I guess because an actual beard covers your face?

[MumblesBadly]

OK. In the meantime, here's why I really couldn't care less if Rodgers ass-taps the entire U.S. Men's figure skating team on a regularly basis:

Aaron Rodgers becomes fastest QB to throw for 30,000 yards

Aaron Rodgers became the fastest quarterback to throw for 30,000 yards in NFL history Sunday.

Rodgers reached the milestone in 3,652 attempts, topping the record previously held by Johnny Unitas. Rodgers is the 40th quarterback overall to reach the 30,000-yard mark.

Rodgers, 31, entered Saturday with 1,236 passing yards and 13 touchdowns this season, needing 186 more yards to reach the 30,000 milestone. In his career, Rodgers has completed more than 65% of his passes, for more than 30,000 yards and 241 touchdowns.

The former first-round pick is in his 11th season out of California. The Packers drafted Rodgers 24th overall in 2005.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/18/gre...-passing-yards

Speaking of figure skating, comparing Rodgers to Unitas? Today's NFL? It's as if they don't even play the same sport.

Kinda pointless to even try to compare fast start stats to Brady as he bridged two eras imo.

Good point.

http://www.thephinsider.com/2012/1/1...ing-in-the-nfl

[Sanlmar]

OK. In the meantime, here's why I really couldn't care less if Rodgers ass-taps the entire U.S. Men's figure skating team on a regularly basis:



http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/18/gre...-passing-yards

Speaking of figure skating, comparing Rodgers to Unitas? Today's NFL? It's as if they don't even play the same sport.

Kinda pointless to even try to compare fast start stats to Brady as he bridged two eras imo.

Good point.

http://www.thephinsider.com/2012/1/1...ing-in-the-nfl

Course I'm right. Being right triggered the endorphins necessary to recollect an old KissingSuzyKolber blog from a decade ago about Rex Grossman. It ain't really on topic but that's how I play.

Grossman is available BNP.

http://uproxx.com/ksk/2006/11/f-k-it...-it-downfield/

F–k It. I’m Throwing It Downfield



Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

[GrenadaRoger]

Imagine that I were a simpleton (e.g. your identical twin), and explain what you mean by this.

Beard is slang for a woman that dates/marries a gay man for his cover story. I have no idea what the etymology of it is though. I guess because an actual beard covers your face?

Well, I believe the term applys to more than just a woman dating a man for cover up his gayness. I've heard it applied to an arrangement to cover a married person's affair with a single person


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation. The American slang term originally referred to anyone who acted on behalf of another, in any transaction, to conceal a person's true identity.[1] The term can be used in heterosexual and homosexual contexts, but is especially used within LGBT culture.[2] References to beards are seen in mainstream television and films, and other entertainment.

[big dick]

The bears