ISIS are upping the nuts ante: end game is devaluing all currency except gold

[sonatine]

Basically ISIS just uploaded a 55 minute video where they lay out their long term goals and its ... ambitious.

TL;DW:

1) Koran says the only "blessed" currency is gold. So fuck your paper money.
2) They are going after the oil. All of it.
3) They are going to only sell oil for gold. And only gold.

They seriously are quote Ron Paul up in this motherfuckering video. Its totally nuts.

Mark my words; they are going run Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia by 2025 unless rich white people start giving extreme shits immediately.

[OSA]

6 months till the shvartz is out of office. Then we get back to business. Sorry Obama and NSA.


Expect for oil prices to rise. Going to be a lot of missing Arabs.

[herbertstemple]

This is the shit that happens when you don't nuke anybody for 70 years.

[Crowe Diddly]

6 months till the shvartz is out of office.

??

[ToasterOven]

These guys are street gang members in the back of pick up trucks. They aren't going to run anything for long. They are going to kill a lot of people in eastern Syria and western Iraq, and I hope the people that live in that area prevail sooner rather than later. But it shouldn't have much to do with the USA.

[sonatine]

These guys are street gang members in the back of pick up trucks.

This isnt factually correct.

The spiritual epicenter for ISIS are the Saudi Wahhabists.

The guys in the pick up trucks are their Trumpeteers basically; they are an aggressively cultivated majority of intellectually stunted sociopathic hillbillies who represent the legislative whimsey of the clerics, who answer to the mullahs, who answer to the Saudi Wahabis.

[ToasterOven]

These guys are street gang members in the back of pick up trucks.

This isnt factually correct.

The spiritual epicenter for ISIS are the Saudi Wahhabists.

The guys in the pick up trucks are their Trumpeteers basically; they are an aggressively cultivated majority of intellectually stunted sociopathic hillbillies who represent the legislative whimsey of the clerics, who answer to the mullahs, who answer to the Saudi Wahabis.

Fair enough, I was over simplifying. The Sunni militias are not going to control anything, hillbillies are a pretty fair description.

The long term solution to Saudi power is to not use oil as a primary fuel source. In would be in our national security interest to take a couple of hundred billion away from the pentagon and put it towards developing alternative fuels, but it's too hot button politically. Troops in the region is a stop gap.

[sonatine]

This isnt factually correct.

The spiritual epicenter for ISIS are the Saudi Wahhabists.

The guys in the pick up trucks are their Trumpeteers basically; they are an aggressively cultivated majority of intellectually stunted sociopathic hillbillies who represent the legislative whimsey of the clerics, who answer to the mullahs, who answer to the Saudi Wahabis.

Fair enough, I was over simplifying. The Sunni militias are not going to control anything, hillbillies are a pretty fair description.

The long term solution to Saudi power is to not use oil as a primary fuel source. In would be in our national security interest to take a couple of hundred billion away from the pentagon and put it towards developing alternative fuels, but it's too hot button politically. Troops in the region is a stop gap.

Enthusiastic doesnt come close to how hard I agree with this.

Id say that the other side of that coin however would be a wholesale culling of the Saudi power structure, because if this is what they are willing to roll with while they are pulling the strings in pretty much the whole of the Middle East, you can rest assured that if they feel the parties over, the mullahs are going to start calling out for wholesale WMD strikes on all western interests.

[lewfather]

Totally agree with finding alternative fuels and not just because of this ISIS shit. Although you basically do render the middle east useless if you can develop alt fuels. You wouldn't need that oil war but something tells me the US Govt isn't down with all that.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

So OP is basically saying what will happen is what every conspiracy nutter has been saying will happen for years.

Right down to the part where something new is invented to blame it on. Insert ISIS.

Hella cute.

The writing is all over the wall.

The myopia of people is hella disturbing.

[Krypt]

I find the notion of "ISIS" taking over and "running" the great country of Iran laughable, at best. What kind of online/ devry university crash course international relations class did you just finish sonatine? What a fucking joker you are. I don't even know where to start, so I just won't.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Yeah yeah its those rich super unorganized white folks about to get duped by ISIS.

When will those elite white folks ever catch a break. Constantly getting caught with their pants down.

Thank you Krypt for alerting me to the second half of that post. I'd autofilled in the rest of what it said but I was wrong.

That is seriously probably the funniest OP in the history of this site.

2025... super bold prediction guy. Lol. I will be sure to mark your words.

[limitles]

If you believe half the shit you post I pity you.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I'm sure that applies to me limitles, and yes I deserve mass pity...

But who were you directing that comment towards?

[lewfather]

Well guys I feel a lot better about this whole isis taking over the world plot now that kanye announced he's running in 2020.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

The absolute most precious aspect of any worldly or political thread on this site is when the tards roll in with their ideas.

As if that great idea you have hasn't been chewed up and shit out and eaten again on a loop for ages by infinitely resourceful people whos knowledge is second to none on this planet.

But by all means keep giving your two cents about how the elite need to care more.

Shit is just unbelievable sometimes.

There is no group more loyal, secretive, and organized than the people that make the decisions. No one on this planet cares what happens more than them.

By all means tell them to start giving a shit though... Silly retarded haphazard elite.

[limitles]

I'm sure that applies to me limitles, and yes I deserve mass pity...

But who were you directing that comment towards?

I'll try to be more clear in the future but you, Shebrittney, are a solid, while the others are mostly hot gas.

Oh yeah Sonabullshit btw

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

That's because I'm cordial and very forgiving.

Not because you don't view my shit as drivel.

Right?

[limitles]

That's because I'm cordial and very forgiving.

Not because you don't view my shit as drivel.

Right?

I accept a lot when I like/respect someone. I don't consider anyone who plays the superiority card on a regular basis.

[Sanlmar]

These guys are street gang members in the back of pick up trucks.

This isnt factually correct.

The spiritual epicenter for ISIS are the Saudi Wahhabists.

The guys in the pick up trucks are their Trumpeteers basically; they are an aggressively cultivated majority of intellectually stunted sociopathic hillbillies who represent the legislative whimsey of the clerics, who answer to the mullahs, who answer to the Saudi Wahabis.

Straight outta the Skull & Bones playbook.

Always loved the line, "Thank you for your service". Just what in the hell does this mean? How does that translate into Arabic?