Quick! Send me money on Paypal so that we can make sweet sweet bank on this video poker machine! I'll play whatever you send me within the next 2 hours and split the winnings with you!
Quick! Send me money on Paypal so that we can make sweet sweet bank on this video poker machine! I'll play whatever you send me within the next 2 hours and split the winnings with you!
it's like the worst long con these boards have ever seen.
druff if youre not going to ban people for being literally and figuratively retarded here, is this thread enough to push this fucking gimp over the threshold?
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
http://www.beatingbonuses.com/vpokercalc.htm
93.63 payback for paytable shown using optimal strategy...
show us the right most column please
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
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i have never seen anyone so desperately in love with their own mediocrity as you are. every keystroke you make here is another fart you cup then giggle at what a naughty boy you are.
just fucking kill yourself.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Imagine Sonatine transformed into a hot 17 year old chicks body. He would be the best mean girl of all time. Imagine the number of suicides he would cause.
If my more deluded type of thoughts come true I will give him that opportunity.
I can't decide between Ocala Florida, Flint Michigan, or Kalispell Montana.
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MumblesBadly: Interesring notion, but (thankfully) I don't have that ... uhh... "creative" imagination (and wouldnt want one!!,)
Yep. So Ocala.
Keep living your LIEfe.
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