Quick! Send me money on Paypal so that we can make sweet sweet bank on this video poker machine! I'll play whatever you send me within the next 2 hours and split the winnings with you!
Quick! Send me money on Paypal so that we can make sweet sweet bank on this video poker machine! I'll play whatever you send me within the next 2 hours and split the winnings with you!
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
And this machine looks like a guaranteed winner. Because it looks like the last person who played cashed out for $50 after putting in only 5 cents!
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I forgot to include a PayPal account. Try "Out-Of-Town Sucker 2015".
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it's like the worst long con these boards have ever seen.
Also, I forgot to mention that this game has a LockPoker seal of approval.
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druff if youre not going to ban people for being literally and figuratively retarded here, is this thread enough to push this fucking gimp over the threshold?
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
http://www.beatingbonuses.com/vpokercalc.htm
93.63 payback for paytable shown using optimal strategy...
show us the right most column please
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
it was sarcasm obviously
probably, unless this is a progressive machine and the payoff for a royal is high enough, something about $3200 assuming this is a $.25 machineit was sarcasm obviously
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
Sonatine, I'm excluding you from this offer, and charging you a "Needlessly Crying to Daddy Over An Obvious Joke" fee. The cost is a $10 bounty for whoever knocks me out of the next PFA Radio freeroll I play in.
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Sonatine, I'm excluding you from this offer, and charging you a "Needlessly Crying to Daddy Over An Obvious Joke" fee. The cost is a $10 bounty for whoever knocks me out of the next PFA Radio freeroll I play in.
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i have never seen anyone so desperately in love with their own mediocrity as you are. every keystroke you make here is another fart you cup then giggle at what a naughty boy you are.
just fucking kill yourself.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Shut up, Sonny.
Imagine Sonatine transformed into a hot 17 year old chicks body. He would be the best mean girl of all time. Imagine the number of suicides he would cause.
If my more deluded type of thoughts come true I will give him that opportunity.
I can't decide between Ocala Florida, Flint Michigan, or Kalispell Montana.
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MumblesBadly: Interesring notion, but (thankfully) I don't have that ... uhh... "creative" imagination (and wouldnt want one!!,)
Yep. So Ocala.
Keep living your LIEfe.
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