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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Thread title should be TODD IS GOD
    so sayeth the senate and the people of rome.

    todd, please change the title of this thread to TODD IS GOD.


    note caps.

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    Isn't Satan the next closest thing to God in this universe?

    Satan was appointed by God to fuck with and test the people of Earth. He's basically doing God's dirty work.

    I dont see how calling a guy God's number 2 could possibly be taken as an insult...

    Unless Todd is in fact Godd.

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    What sort of disgusting sick fuck is God to continue to test his son with this circus freak for so many years. (Satan not Todd)

    Religion almost has to be made up until I Christian ponder my past and realize it has to be real.

    I don't see how any n-word, that wasn't at one time piped a taste of that elite knowledge, could ever even come close to believing in anything.

    Yes, drunk, obv.

     
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    Religion is basically there for the least evolved and the tippy tippy top most grey alien "I gave god a hanjob" in my mouth type n-words.

    When I let my ego go I realize I probably am not "THE ONE."

    But let's just say I'm up there and would be the shakiest n-word at the Nuremberg Trials.

    You will never convince me that I'm a basic bitch.

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    In before sonatine calls me least stable person on this site and to take some sort of prescription pill.

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    Thanks for the commercial break BGC...




     
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    oh and in case you were curious BGC, by commercial break..I was calling you soft as pillows.

    you're pretty much as soft as pretty boy floyd right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    oh and in case you were curious BGC, by commercial break..I was calling you soft as pillows.

    you're pretty much as soft as pretty boy floyd right now.
    Just making sure that you're talking about the gangster because these guys are hard as fuck.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Last edited by superallah; 08-01-2015 at 05:07 AM. Reason: wrong link

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    Life in Mexico must be good but you can't go outside after dark because it's too dangerous.

    Too many crazy Mexicans.

     
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    I don't understand what purpose going hard has for my current life form. No reward equals no risk. Just play kid games and try to not let all my imposed ailments make me 100 percent miserable, while trying to be a good person to each and every mutant put in front of me.

    Give me real motivation in a world I understand...

    Pillow to Brillo

    And as much as I'd like to go around fucking the mouths of most guys girlfriends screaming "I got the juice, It's my time now," I probably wouldnt.

    Because yeah like I said, I'm not normal, I'm special in possibly a horrible way, but I'm special. With that said though, the odds of me being the tippy top are miniscule. If that makes me soft so be it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post


    Life in Mexico must be good but you can't go outside after dark because it's too dangerous.

    Too many crazy Mexicans.

    and yet, it was a black guy in a bar who beat tyde into a pile of mewling shit not so long ago.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    honestly no one cares that a 47 year old knows the word mewling but i am gonna need a froyo report from you and the kid brown truck

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    plz tell me you didnt get gummi bears its the topping of rubes THEY JUST GET COLD AND HARD IDIOTS

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    i didnt go. field was too big and i didnt want to go nuts trying to get there before the buyin window shuts.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I don't understand what purpose going hard has for my current life form. No reward equals no risk. Just play kid games and try to not let all my imposed ailments make me 100 percent miserable, while trying to be a good person to each and every mutant put in front of me.

    Give me real motivation in a world I understand...

    Pillow to Brillo

    And as much as I'd like to go around fucking the mouths of most guys girlfriends screaming "I got the juice, It's my time now," I probably wouldnt.

    Because yeah like I said, I'm not normal, I'm special in possibly a horrible way, but I'm special. With that said though, the odds of me being the tippy top are miniscule. If that makes me soft so be it.
    Anyone who admits to dreaming of scrubbing pots and makes it a reality is indeed special.

     
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    shoutout to stan
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    Sonatine, have any mods come to you to beg you to tone it down with me lately?

    In a non make believe world where all the stuff I poker faced through life was gone from memory and I'm to view that as a real event I have a guess as to who it would be...

    If you didn't make it up.

     
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