I was on a blind date three days ago and this is what happened

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

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Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

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Originally Posted by limitles

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

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Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

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LOL. Agreed. It was fucking disgusting though, with it sitting on its back swimming in Bleu Cheese. I get the fact roaches are part of any restaurant, part of life. But to have one drowning in your salad, just tough to stomach.

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Originally Posted by limitles

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

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Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

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Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

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Originally Posted by limitles

Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

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Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

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Wat?

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Originally Posted by limitles

Lol......Top marks for acting like a gentleman and not screaming like a woman but you really missed a golden opportunity to ask, "Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my salad"?

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Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

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LLL is wise


also, dont even tell her. Its not like she is going to think you are brave...she's going to think your a sissy-boy for not ordering some type of grilled animal and you will just disgust her because you knowingly ate something that had roach in it. Let it go.

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Probably didn't make a difference to her. He ordered a salad. She'll never respect him.

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Wat?

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He was saying you're a soft twat, but he was acting as a gentleman.

This is all probably a lie

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This is all probably a lie

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Only the part about the date



I firmly believe that he eats while fluids and roaches

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

I got set up by a friend of my friend's wife. Blah, blah, blah.

She was much hotter than I ever expected and we have a date Friday night.

But that is not the point.

We were at a family owned place and we each ordered a salad with chicken on top. I got mine with bleu cheese and every leaf was coated with the white stuff.

After eating 3/4 of it, there was a huge cockroach swimming in the dressing at the bottom. I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene. I probably will let my date know the story when we are out.

The thought of white dressing makes me want to vomit. Balsamic going forward.

/End

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Apparently the cockroach was on a blind date too.

Was she more impressed by your binge drinking or your ability to copy from weather.com and paste to PFA?

It wasn't a cockroach, it was probably a black olive, bottomset was just really drunk and got confused.

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This is all probably a lie

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SFTU you total faggot. Better yet, do 50 consecutive shots of Patron.

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Originally Posted by The_PHA

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

This is all probably a lie

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SFTU you total faggot. Better yet, do 50 consecutive shots of Patron.

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Would that approach your record?

PHA

Are you Vegan?

It just seems like a typical Bottomset lie story.

How do you eat a salad without realizing that a cockroach is moving around fighting for its life?

Did it impact your usual 25% tip?

What does 'Cayman Islands' really mean?

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It just seems like a typical Bottomset lie story.

How do you eat a salad without realizing that a cockroach is moving around fighting for its life?

Did it impact your usual 25% tip?

What does 'Cayman Islands' really mean?

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1) The roach was on its back drenched in dressing. Not hard to believe

2) I always give 20% tips at a minimum. Sometimes 30%

3) Why is going to the Grand Caymans such a fascination with you fucking dorks? If you earn north of $100K its not a big deal. Unless of course you are fucking poor

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3) Why is going to the Grand Caymans such a fascination with you fucking dorks? If you earn north of $100K its not a big deal. Unless of course you are fucking poor

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Yeah, but you don't earn north of 100k. Druff offered to IP check your location when you were on your big location and you freaked out and then took a nap when you went and visited your parents.

Looks like Mitt and Ryan had better time down there than you.
http://i.imgur.com/wPwynLZ.jpg

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3) Why is going to the Grand Caymans such a fascination with you fucking dorks? If you earn north of $100K its not a big deal. Unless of course you are fucking poor

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Yeah, but you don't earn north of 100k. Druff offered to IP check your location when you were on your big location and you freaked out and then took a nap when you went and visited your parents.

Looks like Mitt and Ryan had better time down there than you.
http://i.imgur.com/wPwynLZ.jpg

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LOL@ $100K. Keep banging your keyboard dork.

what a fail of a thread...........discussing salads, CMOOOOOOOOOOOON?

did you close the deal,

did she swallow, if so, did she look like she enjoyed it?

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LOL@ $100K. Keep banging your keyboard dork.

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Lol. You have made about a 100 posts in the last 2 days since you finally scraped enough change together for a bottle. You're the only one wearing out a keyboard.

You probably never left your state after Druff called your bluff -- I mean many many many bragging bluffs.
http://i.imgur.com/iowi4bw.jpg