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COULD YOUR DAUGHTER GET PREGNANT FROM DRINKING ENERGY DRINKS? PFA SAYS YES!
Facts can be really hard to handle sometimes, especially when they’re correct facts, like literally everything I say. Farmers all over the world are trying to shut me down because I keep revealing the true facts about them. Like how the real reason that they have auctions for bulls is so they can sell bulk semen to drink companies. A healthy bull can produce more than 12L of bull jizz a day which can make about 300 cans of these ungodly drinks that YOUR children drink, so it’s no wonder why they get auctioned off for hundreds of dollars a bull.
LEARN HOW TO PARENT!
When my children all reached 18 months of age, I would rub some pure bull fluid onto their lips and then taser them so they know that it’s a BAD thing to drink. I don’t feel bad at all, except for the tiny semens who sadly die during the training process.
I strongly advise you all boycott energy drinks so your daughters don’t get pregnant, though I have nothing at all against inter-species relationships, as long at the father is always around.
Have an A1 day, folks xo
Tine 🐂💦👧🏻👎🏼
